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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Rose parlour
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
judgmental brilliant hall new version
  07/09/12
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chestnut dragon
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
snowy sick stage
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
snowy sick stage
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
snowy sick stage
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
provocative cuckoldry
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
provocative cuckoldry
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
carmine giraffe indian lodge
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
carmine giraffe indian lodge
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
carmine giraffe indian lodge
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
light electric theater windowlicker
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
big tattoo
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Indecent Talented Lay
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
French Exciting Old Irish Cottage Parlor
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
White lascivious theatre
  07/09/12
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chestnut dragon
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
snowy sick stage
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete
  07/09/12
stfu
White lascivious theatre
  07/09/12
180
effete hospital
  07/09/12
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Lemon irradiated puppy
  07/13/12
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charismatic black woman
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
hairraiser senate son of senegal
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
hairraiser senate son of senegal
  07/09/12
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yapping bearded patrolman brunch
  07/04/19
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chestnut dragon
  07/13/12
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yapping bearded patrolman brunch
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
amber coffee pot institution
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
crimson ticket booth
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
claret fragrant sandwich
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
crimson ticket booth
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Drab double fault
  03/04/25
lol kike
charismatic black woman
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
mahogany quadroon
  07/04/19
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bearded field
  08/10/22
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Stirring Know-it-all Generalized Bond Home
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Coral contagious station legal warrant
  07/24/24
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supple nudist trump supporter
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Buff Degenerate
  09/22/24
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Drab double fault
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Comical gaming laptop
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Rose parlour

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: judgmental brilliant hall new version

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: chestnut dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: snowy sick stage

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: snowy sick stage

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: snowy sick stage

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: provocative cuckoldry

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: provocative cuckoldry

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: carmine giraffe indian lodge

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: carmine giraffe indian lodge

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: carmine giraffe indian lodge

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: light electric theater windowlicker

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: big tattoo

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Indecent Talented Lay

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: French Exciting Old Irish Cottage Parlor

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: White lascivious theatre

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: chestnut dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: snowy sick stage

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: White lascivious theatre

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: effete hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Lemon irradiated puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: charismatic black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: hairraiser senate son of senegal

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: hairraiser senate son of senegal

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: yapping bearded patrolman brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: chestnut dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: yapping bearded patrolman brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: amber coffee pot institution

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: crimson ticket booth

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: claret fragrant sandwich

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: crimson ticket booth

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Drab double fault

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: charismatic black woman

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: mahogany quadroon

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: bearded field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Stirring Know-it-all Generalized Bond Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Coral contagious station legal warrant

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: supple nudist trump supporter



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Buff Degenerate

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Drab double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Comical gaming laptop

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2most#49721526)