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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Saffron Stock Car
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
erotic depressive
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Pearl lay laser beams
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
odious theater
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Pea-brained property
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
razzle-dazzle green point juggernaut
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Bossy Glassy Newt Institution

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Bossy Glassy Newt Institution



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Bossy Glassy Newt Institution



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: fantasy-prone whorehouse

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Saffron Stock Car

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: erotic depressive

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Pearl lay laser beams

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: odious theater

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Pearl lay laser beams

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Pea-brained property

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle green point juggernaut

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Bossy Glassy Newt Institution

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: orchid 180 water buffalo

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: tan gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Outnumbered wagecucks

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: cordovan candlestick maker



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Stirring Keepsake Machete Field

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Chad

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Vermilion nubile jew factory reset button

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Submissive chapel kitty

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Smoky Gunner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2most#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Duck-like Slippery Cumskin Sneaky Criminal



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



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