\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Vibrant principal's office affirmative action
  11/17/13
...
thriller doobsian mexican
  02/09/14
...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
...
topaz laughsome home
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
irate queen of the night gaping
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Coiffed wonderful set
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Opaque address mad cow disease
  11/18/13
tp
house-broken 180 property jew
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
umber cerebral state
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
topaz laughsome home
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
aromatic bawdyhouse corn cake
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Orchid main people
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Pearl dragon hall
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Splenetic Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Fluffy Talented Native National Security Agency
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Emerald adventurous station
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Ebony meetinghouse
  04/07/16
...
Cowardly dull trump supporter parlor
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
vivacious insanely creepy sanctuary
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
tantric site
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Soul-stirring useless brakes
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Naked space
  11/17/13
?
jet-lagged shitlib
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Odious violet dilemma internal respiration
  11/18/13
Well?
sable medicated theater stage candlestick maker
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Concupiscible carnelian piazza
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Cheese-eating windowlicker personal credit line
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
topaz laughsome home
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
lake electric theatre
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Yapping scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Cheese-eating windowlicker personal credit line
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Cheese-eating windowlicker personal credit line
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Yapping scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Cheese-eating windowlicker personal credit line
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
You're done here
Hyperactive excitant area
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
...
Buck-toothed slippery crackhouse
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Snowy exciting church
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Buck-toothed slippery crackhouse
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Splenetic Marvelous Step-uncle's House
  11/17/13
...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Buck-toothed slippery crackhouse
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Canary Mind-boggling School Quadroon
  11/17/13
only?
Snowy exciting church
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
...
Racy Yarmulke Cruise Ship
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
mustard exhilarant location skinny woman
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Yapping scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
comical rusted private investor
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Buck-toothed slippery crackhouse
  11/17/13
lol
comical rusted private investor
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
mustard exhilarant location skinny woman
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Snowy exciting church
  11/17/13
lmao.
Opaque address mad cow disease
  11/18/13
cq
Green house
  03/03/24
...
house-broken 180 property jew
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Opaque address mad cow disease
  11/18/13
Underrated
Zippy kink-friendly church building rigor
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
Razzmatazz Primrose Box Office Sex Offender
  12/22/14
tyft mental image
cyan dog poop
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
swollen stage
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
mustard exhilarant location skinny woman
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Black beady-eyed whorehouse jap
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Buck-toothed slippery crackhouse
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
spruce macaca mother
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
spruce macaca mother
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
spruce macaca mother
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
spruce macaca mother
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete
  11/17/13
LOL
Orchid main people
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Grizzly Institution
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
lake electric theatre
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Bat-shit-crazy Hideous Fanboi
  11/17/13
really embarassing
outnumbered underhanded kitchen
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
Zippy kink-friendly church building rigor
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Snowy exciting church
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/17/13
well executed flame
fighting flushed trust fund garrison
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Spectacular menage
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
dashing blood rage
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
godawful soggy ratface lodge
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete
  11/17/13
...
chrome startled stage
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
High-end Gold Indirect Expression Police Squad
  11/18/13
...
indigo bull headed stag film
  11/18/13
...
chrome startled stage
  11/18/13
...
Crimson lascivious background story
  11/18/13
the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
big stubborn lay multi-billionaire
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
big stubborn lay multi-billionaire
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Disgusting rehab azn
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
alcoholic abode foreskin
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Disgusting rehab azn
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Territorial Plaza
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Territorial Plaza
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Disgusting rehab azn
  11/18/13
...
angry passionate national
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
maroon appetizing doctorate
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Disgusting rehab azn
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
High-end Gold Indirect Expression Police Squad
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Odious violet dilemma internal respiration
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
Aphrodisiac Magenta Cuckoldry
  11/18/13
ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
Lavender Mildly Autistic Hell
  11/18/13
(Jeff Bridges)
Fishy frozen stead mad-dog skullcap
  11/18/13
...
Racy Yarmulke Cruise Ship
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Useless reading party
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
boyish abnormal tanning salon international law enforcement agency
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/19/13
...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
Spectacular menage
  12/17/13
...
silver alpha university
  12/22/14
...
Alcoholic mischievous ticket booth roommate
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
stimulating claret genital piercing
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Spectacular menage
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
pale library
  12/17/13
...
Wine irradiated gas station patrolman
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
Milky trip den milk
  03/08/14
...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
cyan dog poop
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
Startling chapel
  12/22/14
and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
Obsidian Floppy Fortuitous Meteor Coffee Pot
  12/22/14
Uh they do
ungodly hairraiser corner bbw
  12/22/14
...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  01/13/15
(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
cyan dog poop
  01/15/15
Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
Nudist electric furnace
  01/15/15
...
Iridescent arousing giraffe messiness
  03/24/15
...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  12/01/15
...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  01/03/16
...
Ebony meetinghouse
  04/07/16
I cant believe ive never seen this thread before. Ty for ...
brilliant field regret
  04/07/16
This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads...
ivory narrow-minded stain
  04/07/16
...
Yellow vigorous spot
  04/07/16
HOF thread
Ebony meetinghouse
  05/12/16
...
arrogant black woman generalized bond
  09/24/16
...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/09/18
...
bateful pink rigpig deer antler
  03/12/19
...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  05/25/19
...
Contagious aquamarine hospital
  12/10/19
...
Provocative Friendly Grandma Senate
  12/10/19
...
vivacious insanely creepy sanctuary
  03/03/24
a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread
house-broken 180 property jew
  03/03/24
...
Stirring Shrine
  03/03/24
...
cordovan sexy locus prole
  03/03/24
...
Pea-brained elite indian lodge
  11/03/25
...
house-broken 180 property jew
  11/03/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458418)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Vibrant principal's office affirmative action

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458428)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: thriller doobsian mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24982725)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24547190)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49764393)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: topaz laughsome home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458433)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: irate queen of the night gaping

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458436)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Coiffed wonderful set

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458514)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Opaque address mad cow disease

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461748)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: house-broken 180 property jew

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49397901)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: umber cerebral state

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24547218)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Orchid main people

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458438)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: topaz laughsome home

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458449)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Orchid main people

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458489)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458506)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Orchid main people

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458508)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: aromatic bawdyhouse corn cake

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26978690)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Orchid main people

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979134)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Pearl dragon hall

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#39243557)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Splenetic Marvelous Step-uncle's House

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458439)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458473)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Native National Security Agency

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458499)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458512)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Emerald adventurous station

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#25065607)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Ebony meetinghouse

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30219428)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Cowardly dull trump supporter parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#39243547)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: vivacious insanely creepy sanctuary

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#47457791)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: tantric site

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458443)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring useless brakes

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458462)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Naked space

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458521)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged shitlib

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458496)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Odious violet dilemma internal respiration

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463478)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: sable medicated theater stage candlestick maker

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#25065592)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible carnelian piazza

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#27546867)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker personal credit line

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458447)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: topaz laughsome home

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458467)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: lake electric theatre

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458471)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Yapping scourge upon the earth

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458478)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker personal credit line

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458491)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458502)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker personal credit line

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458528)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Yapping scourge upon the earth

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458515)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Orchid main people

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458520)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458486)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker personal credit line

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458510)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458518)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Orchid main people

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458527)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Hyperactive excitant area

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24467126)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Orchid main people

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458492)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Buck-toothed slippery crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458483)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Snowy exciting church

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458503)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458525)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Buck-toothed slippery crackhouse

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458539)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Splenetic Marvelous Step-uncle's House

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458550)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Orchid main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458557)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed slippery crackhouse

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458566)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Canary Mind-boggling School Quadroon

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458546)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Snowy exciting church

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458563)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Orchid main people

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458573)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458638)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Orchid main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458645)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Racy Yarmulke Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24467489)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: mustard exhilarant location skinny woman

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458569)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458630)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Yapping scourge upon the earth

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458650)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: comical rusted private investor

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458667)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed slippery crackhouse

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458771)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: comical rusted private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458776)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: mustard exhilarant location skinny woman

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458853)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Snowy exciting church

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458906)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Opaque address mad cow disease

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461754)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Green house

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#47457841)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: house-broken 180 property jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49397902)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458640)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Opaque address mad cow disease

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461763)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Zippy kink-friendly church building rigor

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463376)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Primrose Box Office Sex Offender

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26978677)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: cyan dog poop

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979022)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: swollen stage

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979481)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458652)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Orchid main people

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458664)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458786)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Orchid main people

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458683)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: mustard exhilarant location skinny woman

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458752)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Orchid main people

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458789)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Black beady-eyed whorehouse jap

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458843)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458769)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458790)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458796)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed slippery crackhouse

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458803)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Orchid main people

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458801)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458874)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: spruce macaca mother

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458881)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Orchid main people

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458893)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Orchid main people

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458888)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458911)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Orchid main people

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458913)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458922)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Orchid main people

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458939)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: spruce macaca mother

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458955)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Orchid main people

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458991)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: spruce macaca mother

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458921)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: spruce macaca mother

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458814)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458850)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Orchid main people

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458868)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458891)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458899)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458914)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458934)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24464253)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: lake electric theatre

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458912)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Hideous Fanboi

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24459190)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: outnumbered underhanded kitchen

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461579)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458916)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired ape juggernaut

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458937)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458946)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Zippy kink-friendly church building rigor

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463420)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Snowy exciting church

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458923)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458985)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: fighting flushed trust fund garrison

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24458942)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Spectacular menage

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660691)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: dashing blood rage

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24459061)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: godawful soggy ratface lodge

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24459141)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Idiotic Henna Market Keepsake Machete

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24459165)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: chrome startled stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463475)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: High-end Gold Indirect Expression Police Squad

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460025)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: indigo bull headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460301)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: chrome startled stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463481)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Crimson lascivious background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460568)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: big stubborn lay multi-billionaire

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460761)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460970)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: big stubborn lay multi-billionaire

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463445)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24460980)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Disgusting rehab azn

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461533)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: alcoholic abode foreskin

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461562)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Disgusting rehab azn

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461620)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Territorial Plaza

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461546)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461577)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Territorial Plaza

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461581)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Disgusting rehab azn

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461597)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: angry passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461615)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: maroon appetizing doctorate

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461608)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461643)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Disgusting rehab azn

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24461671)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: High-end Gold Indirect Expression Police Squad

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24467435)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Odious violet dilemma internal respiration

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463468)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Magenta Cuckoldry

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463397)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Lavender Mildly Autistic Hell

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24463492)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Fishy frozen stead mad-dog skullcap

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24464186)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Racy Yarmulke Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24467490)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Useless reading party

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24467505)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: boyish abnormal tanning salon international law enforcement agency

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24468690)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24468814)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24604642)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Spectacular menage

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660687)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: silver alpha university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26978958)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic mischievous ticket booth roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660669)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: stimulating claret genital piercing

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660765)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Spectacular menage

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660784)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: pale library

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660786)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Wine irradiated gas station patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24660798)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#24661104)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Milky trip den milk

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#25152884)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26978590)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: cyan dog poop

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979019)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Startling chapel

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979031)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Obsidian Floppy Fortuitous Meteor Coffee Pot

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979235)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: ungodly hairraiser corner bbw

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#26979504)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#27109515)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: cyan dog poop

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#27120838)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Nudist electric furnace

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#27120668)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Iridescent arousing giraffe messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#27546822)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#29287414)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#29510766)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Ebony meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30219423)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: brilliant field regret

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30219497)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: ivory narrow-minded stain

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30219500)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Yellow vigorous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30219569)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Ebony meetinghouse

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#30464144)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: arrogant black woman generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#31480262)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#37197656)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: bateful pink rigpig deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#37918578)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#38290169)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Contagious aquamarine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#39243529)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Provocative Friendly Grandma Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#39243540)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: vivacious insanely creepy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#47457788)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: house-broken 180 property jew

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#47457795)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Stirring Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#47457883)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: cordovan sexy locus prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#47457843)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained elite indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49397800)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: house-broken 180 property jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2most#49397898)