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bright diverse depressive
  06/12/15
white girls
frisky bisexual casino pozpig
  06/12/15
"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically ...
ocher beady-eyed home
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sooty irradiated school
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Low-t emerald cumskin pisswyrm
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Cerebral newt step-uncle's house
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Insanely creepy impertinent crackhouse
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mind-boggling field
  06/12/15
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Startling lake skinny woman
  06/13/15
drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the...
excitant ticket booth immigrant
  06/12/15
winnar /thread
mind-boggling field
  06/12/15
Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy ov...
pungent international law enforcement agency lettuce
  06/12/15
Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly no...
excitant ticket booth immigrant
  06/13/15
same but pissed all over bed instead of shit
Cracking purple corner
  06/12/15
did she do it while you were fucking her?
excitant ticket booth immigrant
  06/12/15
not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back ...
Cracking purple corner
  06/12/15
LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!
Wild gas station
  06/12/15
180
Lascivious Effete Abode Mad-dog Skullcap
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Lascivious Effete Abode Mad-dog Skullcap
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Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my po...
sooty irradiated school
  06/12/15
this sounds awesome wtf?
frisky bisexual casino pozpig
  06/12/15
brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit
sooty irradiated school
  06/12/15
was it otherwise normal? sensitive?
frisky bisexual casino pozpig
  06/12/15
Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensit...
sooty irradiated school
  06/12/15
bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?
excitant ticket booth immigrant
  06/12/15
like Chyna big?
Aqua Multi-colored Stage
  06/12/15
I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.
sooty irradiated school
  06/12/15
and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?
Aqua Multi-colored Stage
  06/12/15
Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit d...
sooty irradiated school
  06/12/15
I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fish...
Aqua Multi-colored Stage
  06/12/15
red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?
Aphrodisiac Shrine Half-breed
  06/12/15
*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time...
Passionate stock car
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sooty irradiated school
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Rose property therapy
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mind-boggling field
  06/12/15
I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through th...
Aqua Multi-colored Stage
  06/12/15
same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. ...
mind-boggling field
  06/12/15
I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no ...
excitant ticket booth immigrant
  06/12/15
ur face or chest?
mind-boggling field
  06/12/15
Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct...
Shimmering Odious People Who Are Hurt Affirmative Action
  06/12/15
I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first o...
high-end ultramarine jew orchestra pit
  06/12/15
sounds like my kinda chick
Cerebral newt step-uncle's house
  06/12/15
lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met s...
Aqua Multi-colored Stage
  06/12/15
that's what we call a "keeper"
trip sinister university circlehead
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Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the...
Low-t emerald cumskin pisswyrm
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ocher beady-eyed home
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Bat-shit-crazy private investor corn cake
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swollen new version
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wonderful kitty
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narrow-minded roast beef temple
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And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(
Startling lake skinny woman
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rolf
at-the-ready locus pervert
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lol
fiercely-loyal shivering spot
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Mauve Mentally Impaired Mental Disorder
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I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish n...
stimulating green hunting ground faggot firefighter
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Up-to-no-good rebellious garrison french chef
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Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations
deranged idea he suggested
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wine hot theater stage
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The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood
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potluck
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girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour ...
swollen new version
  06/12/15
Read this while eating yogurt.
sooty irradiated school
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Low-t emerald cumskin pisswyrm
  06/12/15
lmaooo
mind-boggling field
  06/12/15
lol
swollen new version
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pink forum
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Loled
Grizzly Native Crotch
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Learning disabled aromatic set
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Opaque cruise ship
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God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my hea...
pungent international law enforcement agency lettuce
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swollen new version
  09/17/16
Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up ...
Amber razzle den
  06/12/15
oh so you've met 433?
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Aqua Multi-colored Stage
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Cyan doobsian double fault
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Fucking lol but what the fuck
free-loading fighting box office azn
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what the fuck what?
Amber razzle den
  06/12/15
fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered...
Cracking purple corner
  06/12/15
wtf
mind-boggling field
  06/12/15
them titties weren't retarded :D
Cracking purple corner
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lolwut
Amber razzle den
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Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times
sooty irradiated school
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Wild gas station
  06/12/15
goes in the hardcopy collection
Startling lake skinny woman
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contagious library
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Ebony tanning salon
  09/17/16
when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel wit...
Aphrodisiac Shrine Half-breed
  06/12/15
I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with ...
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I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL
frisky bisexual casino pozpig
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This sounds fun
sooty irradiated school
  06/12/15
lmao 180
mind-boggling field
  06/12/15
I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed...
sienna yapping trailer park
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Grizzly Native Crotch
  06/12/15
that's not how semper fi claims it went
Motley sneaky criminal
  06/12/15
180; story plz
thriller lodge internal respiration
  06/12/15
Lol I love this story
Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  06/13/15
Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel lik...
pontificating kitchen blood rage
  06/13/15
two words: whisky dick
racy site
  06/12/15
This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was ...
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  06/12/15
well did you make out after?
Aqua Multi-colored Stage
  06/12/15
No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MA...
mint heaven national security agency
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lilac awkward selfie piazza
  06/13/15
chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.
Wild gas station
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Aqua Multi-colored Stage
  06/12/15
lol i did this once too
thriller lodge internal respiration
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sooty irradiated school
  06/12/15
rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978
mischievous snowy area doctorate
  06/12/15
brits are no good?
vivacious hell
  06/12/15
undetermined for me... small sample size
mischievous snowy area doctorate
  06/12/15
slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come. ...
drab talented point
  06/12/15
if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.
swollen new version
  06/12/15
what was his name
contagious library
  06/12/15
where'd you meet her?
bright diverse depressive
  06/12/15
Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar...
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  06/12/15
go on...
mind-boggling field
  06/12/15
Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subje...
Blathering preventive strike gay wizard
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FLAME no literary magazine counts as "major"
lilac awkward selfie piazza
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5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 single...
magenta unholy senate fat ankles
  06/12/15
sounds fukin psycho
sadistic chapel
  06/12/15
lol wtf
Motley sneaky criminal
  06/13/15
lol'd at this one
Azure sweet tailpipe principal's office
  09/17/16
Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I fa...
Grizzly Native Crotch
  06/12/15
Good times
Grizzly Native Crotch
  09/17/16
Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freak...
Blue Office Gaming Laptop
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mind-boggling field
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bright diverse depressive
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haunting brunch
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Lascivious Effete Abode Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/17/16
Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She...
Electric bistre space goyim
  06/12/15
damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to r...
bright diverse depressive
  06/12/15
One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was ski...
Electric bistre space goyim
  06/13/15
The DC Shrew
Opaque cruise ship
  06/12/15
This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC
excitant ticket booth immigrant
  06/13/15
:-/
pungent international law enforcement agency lettuce
  06/12/15
lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before
Anal business firm
  06/13/15
if this is your worst consider yourself lucky
haunting brunch
  06/13/15
i loved thenm all
flesh judgmental church
  06/12/15
mines a nightmare
at-the-ready locus pervert
  06/12/15
can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire...
mind-boggling field
  06/12/15
self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario
at-the-ready locus pervert
  06/12/15
I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew c...
Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  06/13/15
Fast Times at McGeorge Law
haunting brunch
  06/13/15
LOL describe the aftermath with the gf
Anal business firm
  06/13/15
oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell ...
Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  06/13/15
Copy paste that shit u ape
deranged idea he suggested
  06/13/15
The law shrew mob- describe
excitant ticket booth immigrant
  06/13/15
A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night...
Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  06/13/15
omg
Anal business firm
  06/13/15
This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT
excitant ticket booth immigrant
  06/13/15
lmao
White Weed Whacker
  06/13/15
U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?
Startling lake skinny woman
  06/13/15
there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg
Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  06/13/15
18000000
deranged idea he suggested
  06/13/15
Dude, you basically raped those women.
adventurous bipolar mood
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alcoholic angry station tank
  06/13/15
180^180
Learning disabled aromatic set
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got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a di...
charismatic parlour
  06/13/15
Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a ...
floppy fear-inspiring useless brakes
  06/13/15
This sounds like just a normal hook up.
adventurous bipolar mood
  06/13/15
18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to se...
Amethyst concupiscible digit ratio school cafeteria
  06/13/15
She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something...
lilac awkward selfie piazza
  06/13/15
nah that would be mean it's one of those undeserving wik...
Amethyst concupiscible digit ratio school cafeteria
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Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back t...
balding church building
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180
Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth
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Grizzly Native Crotch
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180
Learning disabled aromatic set
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I'd like Julia's input ITT
bright diverse depressive
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Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to...
carnelian bateful alpha
  06/22/15
got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl w...
Aqua Multi-colored Stage
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red hall
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met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sa...
Crystalline Famous Landscape Painting
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Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman ye...
adulterous dilemma elastic band
  01/04/18
slightly defective girls can be a lifehack
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: bright diverse depressive



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: frisky bisexual casino pozpig

white girls

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: ocher beady-eyed home

"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting."

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: sooty irradiated school



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Low-t emerald cumskin pisswyrm



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Cerebral newt step-uncle's house



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Insanely creepy impertinent crackhouse



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling field



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: Startling lake skinny woman



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: excitant ticket booth immigrant

drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling field

winnar /thread

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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: pungent international law enforcement agency lettuce

Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day

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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: excitant ticket booth immigrant

Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Cracking purple corner

same but pissed all over bed instead of shit

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: excitant ticket booth immigrant

did she do it while you were fucking her?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Cracking purple corner

not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up

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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Wild gas station

LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!

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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM
Author: Lascivious Effete Abode Mad-dog Skullcap

180

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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Lascivious Effete Abode Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: sooty irradiated school

Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102808)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: frisky bisexual casino pozpig

this sounds awesome wtf?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: sooty irradiated school

brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: frisky bisexual casino pozpig

was it otherwise normal? sensitive?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: sooty irradiated school

Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.

Imagine a child's chubby middle finger hidden behind tastefully trimmed red pubic hair.

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: excitant ticket booth immigrant

bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Aqua Multi-colored Stage

like Chyna big?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: sooty irradiated school

I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Aqua Multi-colored Stage

and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: sooty irradiated school

Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102912)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Aqua Multi-colored Stage

I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102932)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Shrine Half-breed

red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Passionate stock car

*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine*

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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: sooty irradiated school



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Rose property therapy



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling field



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Aqua Multi-colored Stage

I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job.

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling field

same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away.

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: excitant ticket booth immigrant

I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex)

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling field

ur face or chest?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Shimmering Odious People Who Are Hurt Affirmative Action

Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106432)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: high-end ultramarine jew orchestra pit

I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103292)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Cerebral newt step-uncle's house

sounds like my kinda chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103308)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Aqua Multi-colored Stage

lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103310)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: trip sinister university circlehead

that's what we call a "keeper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106252)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Low-t emerald cumskin pisswyrm

Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102824)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: ocher beady-eyed home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102849)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy private investor corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102857)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: swollen new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: wonderful kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102934)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102955)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Startling lake skinny woman

And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103784)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready locus pervert

rolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106112)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal shivering spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106168)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: Mauve Mentally Impaired Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106234)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: stimulating green hunting ground faggot firefighter

I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish nightstand and it left a ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106418)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good rebellious garrison french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106497)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: deranged idea he suggested

Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109726)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: wine hot theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28111884)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#49598264)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#49598272)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: swollen new version

girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102882)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: sooty irradiated school

Read this while eating yogurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102918)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Low-t emerald cumskin pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102928)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling field

lmaooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102931)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: swollen new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102943)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: pink forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Grizzly Native Crotch

Loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28105493)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Learning disabled aromatic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28105534)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Opaque cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106037)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: pungent international law enforcement agency lettuce

God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28180656)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: swollen new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#31427738)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Amber razzle den

Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102885)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: frisky bisexual casino pozpig

oh so you've met 433?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102910)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Aqua Multi-colored Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Cyan doobsian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: free-loading fighting box office azn

Fucking lol but what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103065)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Amber razzle den

what the fuck what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103110)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Cracking purple corner

fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102952)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling field

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102956)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Cracking purple corner

them titties weren't retarded :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103024)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Amber razzle den

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103031)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: sooty irradiated school

Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103035)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Wild gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103539)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Startling lake skinny woman

goes in the hardcopy collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103794)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: contagious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106273)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: Ebony tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#31427361)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Shrine Half-breed

when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28102953)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: pontificating kitchen blood rage

I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103126)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: frisky bisexual casino pozpig

I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103150)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: sooty irradiated school

This sounds fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103300)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling field

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103347)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: sienna yapping trailer park

I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103568)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Grizzly Native Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28105501)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: Motley sneaky criminal

that's not how semper fi claims it went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28104463)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: thriller lodge internal respiration

180; story plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106987)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth

Lol I love this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109506)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: pontificating kitchen blood rage

Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: racy site

two words: whisky dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103146)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: mint heaven national security agency

This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist

but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103520)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Aqua Multi-colored Stage

well did you make out after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103543)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: mint heaven national security agency

No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103557)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: lilac awkward selfie piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109939)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Wild gas station

chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103545)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Aqua Multi-colored Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103551)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: thriller lodge internal respiration

lol i did this once too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106835)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: sooty irradiated school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: mischievous snowy area doctorate

rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103650)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: vivacious hell

brits are no good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103774)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: mischievous snowy area doctorate

undetermined for me... small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103818)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: drab talented point

slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.

had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28103766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: swollen new version

if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28104475)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: contagious library

what was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106162)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: bright diverse depressive

where'd you meet her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106290)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Blathering preventive strike gay wizard

Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28104451)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling field

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28105961)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Blathering preventive strike gay wizard

Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28111963)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: lilac awkward selfie piazza

FLAME

no literary magazine counts as "major"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109945)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: magenta unholy senate fat ankles

5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.

I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28105513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: sadistic chapel

sounds fukin psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106176)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Motley sneaky criminal

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109901)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Azure sweet tailpipe principal's office

lol'd at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#31427667)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Grizzly Native Crotch

Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.

Never mind this was one of the best.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28105520)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Grizzly Native Crotch

Good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#31427379)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Blue Office Gaming Laptop

Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106148)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106217)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: bright diverse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106230)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: pungent international law enforcement agency lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28107538)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: haunting brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28108806)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM
Author: Anal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28108808)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: Learning disabled aromatic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109927)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Lascivious Effete Abode Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#31427354)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Electric bistre space goyim

Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106364)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: bright diverse depressive

damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember.

depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106680)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM
Author: Electric bistre space goyim

One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28108759)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Opaque cruise ship

The DC Shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28107009)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: excitant ticket booth immigrant

This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28108960)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: pungent international law enforcement agency lettuce

:-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28107582)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: Anal business firm

lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28108797)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: haunting brunch

if this is your worst consider yourself lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28108805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: flesh judgmental church

i loved thenm all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106845)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: at-the-ready locus pervert

mines a nightmare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106858)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling field

can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28106888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: at-the-ready locus pervert

self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28107035)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth

I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28108842)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: haunting brunch

Fast Times at McGeorge Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28108847)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: Anal business firm

LOL describe the aftermath with the gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28108851)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth

oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28108952)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: deranged idea he suggested

Copy paste that shit u ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109745)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: excitant ticket booth immigrant

The law shrew mob- describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28108953)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth

A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with.

Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109039)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Anal business firm

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109044)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: excitant ticket booth immigrant

This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109054)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: White Weed Whacker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109066)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Startling lake skinny woman

U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109708)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth

there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109714)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: deranged idea he suggested

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109750)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: adventurous bipolar mood

Dude, you basically raped those women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109830)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: alcoholic angry station tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109865)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: Learning disabled aromatic set

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109918)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#49598260)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: charismatic parlour

got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109047)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: floppy fear-inspiring useless brakes

Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109102)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: adventurous bipolar mood

This sounds like just a normal hook up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109846)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Amethyst concupiscible digit ratio school cafeteria

18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.

Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.

I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109903)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: lilac awkward selfie piazza

She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28109971)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Amethyst concupiscible digit ratio school cafeteria

nah that would be mean

it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves

she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28110015)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: balding church building

Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28110067)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser sanctuary scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28110496)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Grizzly Native Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28111854)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Learning disabled aromatic set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28111858)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM
Author: bright diverse depressive

I'd like Julia's input ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28111823)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: carnelian bateful alpha

Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28180688)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Aqua Multi-colored Stage

got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.

another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.

I had so many idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#28180720)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: red hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#35083093)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Crystalline Famous Landscape Painting

met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#35083101)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: adulterous dilemma elastic band

Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#35083461)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,..,


slightly defective girls can be a lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2most#49598263)