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Soccermos, why not just line while team up at the 1 re: offsides

Then they can't move
Jade razzle piazza alpha
  07/23/15
180 memory of "why don't..." world cup threading
onyx bespoke public bath police squad
  07/23/15
we actually used to do this on my HS team. won the state cha...
lascivious narrow-minded quadroon
  07/23/15
Seriously. Then you can "artillery" them while sta...
Jade razzle piazza alpha
  07/23/15
...
Offensive slippery corner volcanic crater
  07/23/15
wouldn't the entire team lined up at the 1 be offsides as we...
exciting cordovan theatre
  07/23/15
i think both teams would prob line up at the other team's 1 ...
lascivious narrow-minded quadroon
  07/23/15
goalie one on one? I guess if you have a lead that would ...
exciting cordovan theatre
  07/23/15
yeah exactly. that's why it pays to have your most skilled p...
lascivious narrow-minded quadroon
  07/23/15
Yeah, once you score it is CR
Offensive slippery corner volcanic crater
  07/23/15
Because the other team could just kick it down field and try...
stirring associate
  07/23/15
Not if they can't get behind you
Jade razzle piazza alpha
  07/23/15
engrish? what the fck are you saying you need 2 opponents...
racy plaza
  07/23/15
Lol what
Jade razzle piazza alpha
  07/23/15
What do you mean by the "1"? You mean at the oppos...
talented sick ratface gaming laptop
  07/23/15
(n00b)
lascivious narrow-minded quadroon
  07/23/15
Ok, then line up at midfield. Like they say above, you coul...
Offensive slippery corner volcanic crater
  07/23/15
lol, no it's not. All of your players are at midfield. Just ...
talented sick ratface gaming laptop
  07/23/15
Yeah but then you'd be offsides.
Offensive slippery corner volcanic crater
  07/23/15
LULZ
Spectacular Vermilion Organic Girlfriend Messiness
  07/23/15
but at the 50, a team could boot it over the line and if som...
exciting cordovan theatre
  07/23/15
Then they could just "break" and stop them
Jade razzle piazza alpha
  07/23/15
there is no offside if there is no passing 11 players is ...
racy plaza
  07/23/15
Bro they all know this trick. The kids in Brazil use it all...
Offensive slippery corner volcanic crater
  07/23/15
Don't get too angry. It's just xo schtick. You'll see some o...
talented sick ratface gaming laptop
  07/23/15
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&fo...
racy plaza
  07/23/15
goddamn i love the people giving real answers ITT.
lascivious narrow-minded quadroon
  07/23/15
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I ...
racy plaza
  07/23/15
Maradona?
lascivious narrow-minded quadroon
  07/23/15
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Shankly#Personality
racy plaza
  07/23/15
noice.
lascivious narrow-minded quadroon
  07/23/15
Lol @ claiming those are "real" answers - soccermo...
Unhinged old irish cottage
  07/23/15
guy in the fight of his life to keep the flame going sorr...
racy plaza
  07/23/15
I've never seen it defeated.
Jade razzle piazza alpha
  07/23/15
[Bro who thinks he understands what offsides is but actually...
Spectacular Vermilion Organic Girlfriend Messiness
  07/23/15
Did anyone ever counter this?
Jade razzle piazza alpha
  11/04/18
no
gay of hormuz
  06/17/26
...
zombie-like beady-eyed point
  11/29/22


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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Jade razzle piazza alpha

Then they can't move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397565)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: onyx bespoke public bath police squad

180 memory of "why don't..." world cup threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397581)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded quadroon

we actually used to do this on my HS team. won the state championship this way. teams shy away from it bc pro soccer is more about "entertainment" than winning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397582)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Jade razzle piazza alpha

Seriously. Then you can "artillery" them while staying safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397590)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Offensive slippery corner volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397629)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: exciting cordovan theatre

wouldn't the entire team lined up at the 1 be offsides as well if they ever touched the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397637)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:40 PM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded quadroon

i think both teams would prob line up at the other team's 1 making every player simultaneously offsides. Ball would stay at midfield.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397644)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: exciting cordovan theatre

goalie one on one?

I guess if you have a lead that would make it impossible for the other team to score. But you could not score yourself again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397651)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded quadroon

yeah exactly. that's why it pays to have your most skilled player in goal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397664)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Offensive slippery corner volcanic crater

Yeah, once you score it is CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397685)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: stirring associate

Because the other team could just kick it down field and try to outrun your team to the ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397647)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Jade razzle piazza alpha

Not if they can't get behind you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397771)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: racy plaza

engrish? what the fck are you saying

you need 2 opponents inline or behind you. so its not entirely in your control to be onside by some trick play like this

have you heard of offside trap? its a very fundamental defensive technique

https://www.coachup.com/resources/soccer/soccer-tips-how-to-successfully-run#close

next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397658)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Jade razzle piazza alpha

Lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397775)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: talented sick ratface gaming laptop

What do you mean by the "1"? You mean at the opposing team's goal line? The opposing team cannot be offside on it's own half of the field. Offsides only applies when you're on the opposing half of the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397662)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded quadroon

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397666)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Offensive slippery corner volcanic crater

Ok, then line up at midfield. Like they say above, you couldn't score but they couldn't either. If you get a lead or just need a draw it is CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397676)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: talented sick ratface gaming laptop

lol, no it's not. All of your players are at midfield. Just boot the ball over their heads and you have a quick breakaway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397696)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: Offensive slippery corner volcanic crater

Yeah but then you'd be offsides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397710)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Spectacular Vermilion Organic Girlfriend Messiness

LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397760)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: exciting cordovan theatre

but at the 50, a team could boot it over the line and if someone who is onsides sprints to get the lob, then it is a fast break.

In fact, anyone who can dribble can do the same if they lob it over the midfield line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397697)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Jade razzle piazza alpha

Then they could just "break" and stop them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397783)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: racy plaza

there is no offside if there is no passing

11 players is not enough to block the entire field width

so if they lineup exactly along a line they wont be able to press or defend and a player with good ball control can then just advance past them and now you are fcked

you think that some XO dorks who watch soccer during world cup are genius mofos who have found the secret elixir that billions of ppl playing for decades haven't found?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397699)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Offensive slippery corner volcanic crater

Bro they all know this trick. The kids in Brazil use it all the time. FIFA is about entertainment though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397713)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: talented sick ratface gaming laptop

Don't get too angry. It's just xo schtick. You'll see some of this when college football gets started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397750)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: racy plaza

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2#28397747



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397789)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded quadroon

goddamn i love the people giving real answers ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397712)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: racy plaza

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

guess who said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397717)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded quadroon

Maradona?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397807)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: racy plaza

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Shankly#Personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397811)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded quadroon

noice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397821)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Unhinged old irish cottage

Lol @ claiming those are "real" answers - soccermos clearly unable to explain how this strategy wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397741)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: racy plaza

guy in the fight of his life to keep the flame going

sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397747)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Jade razzle piazza alpha

I've never seen it defeated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397794)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Spectacular Vermilion Organic Girlfriend Messiness

[Bro who thinks he understands what offsides is but actually does not.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#28397824)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Jade razzle piazza alpha

Did anyone ever counter this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#37158364)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: gay of hormuz

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#49944564)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: zombie-like beady-eyed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2most#45561192)