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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
disrespectful sick boltzmann degenerate
  01/26/16
This one stings.
shivering stock car
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Comical canary tanning salon
  01/26/16
jesus no...
talented submissive pocket flask parlour
  10/24/16
...
Flesh Marvelous Windowlicker
  01/03/17
...
mind-boggling roommate gaming laptop
  02/20/18
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wine abusive hominid parlor
  06/03/19
...
Comical canary tanning salon
  10/14/20
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deep concupiscible ape stead
  01/25/16
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thriller offensive native genital piercing
  01/25/16
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motley theater stage fanboi
  01/25/16
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Primrose sinister background story
  01/25/16
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Laughsome cocky stage
  01/25/16
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motley theater stage fanboi
  01/25/16
...
Primrose sinister background story
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Ebony Legend Idea He Suggested
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/25/16
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cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
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Impressive Nighttime Office
  01/25/16
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Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
Navy telephone
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
diverse chocolate haunted graveyard coffee pot
  01/25/16
...
Bipolar private investor
  01/25/16
...
disrespectful sick boltzmann degenerate
  01/26/16
...
stimulating mad-dog skullcap french chef
  01/26/16
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vibrant low-t community account
  01/26/16
...
Cobalt Ladyboy Temple
  11/27/16
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cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  06/13/17
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iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point
  12/19/17
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/24/18
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swashbuckling out-of-control center
  06/10/24
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shivering stock car
  01/26/16
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red affirmative action
  10/24/16
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Flesh Marvelous Windowlicker
  11/27/16
...
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/23/17
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bat-shit-crazy locus becky
  03/15/17
...
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  04/20/17
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cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  02/20/18
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cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  05/24/18
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stirring factory reset button
  09/26/21
...
Mischievous Embarrassed To The Bone Plaza
  03/12/22
...
swashbuckling out-of-control center
  05/15/22
...
swashbuckling out-of-control center
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Yellow Appetizing Step-uncle's House
  01/25/16
Brutal
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
...
Jade toilet seat gaping
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
provocative property
  01/25/16
toxic
Cerebral jewess
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
scarlet galvanic nowag
  01/25/16
...
thriller offensive native genital piercing
  01/25/16
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
free-loading quadroon
  01/25/16
damnit
Painfully Honest Elastic Band
  01/25/16
...
motley theater stage fanboi
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
jfc
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/25/16
Cr edit
motley theater stage fanboi
  01/25/16
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/25/16
Cr
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
hm
Glittery carmine lay
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
wait
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
shivering stock car
  01/26/16
...
spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold
  01/25/16
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
scarlet galvanic nowag
  01/25/16
...
Milky public bath candlestick maker
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Yellow Appetizing Step-uncle's House
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Yellow Appetizing Step-uncle's House
  01/25/16
...
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point
  01/25/16
...
Judgmental Bateful Heaven Ceo
  01/25/16
...
Painfully Honest Elastic Band
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
free-loading quadroon
  01/25/16
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
balding old irish cottage menage
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
geriatric indigo knife
  01/25/16
...
irate cerise travel guidebook
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Razzle National
  01/25/16
...
provocative property
  01/25/16
...
Navy telephone
  01/25/16
damn
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
...
lavender wonderful athletic conference corner
  01/25/16
...
frozen lascivious hall
  01/25/16
O LORD
Charismatic rehab organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
jfc
exciting coldplay fan fat ankles
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Useless Zippy Location
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Bipolar private investor
  01/25/16
...
motley theater stage fanboi
  01/25/16
Lmao
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
copper apoplectic abode
  01/25/16
...
shivering stock car
  01/26/16
...
lavender wonderful athletic conference corner
  01/26/16
...
vibrant low-t community account
  01/26/16
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  02/15/16
...
haunting 180 indirect expression church building
  07/08/17
...
translucent aphrodisiac pozpig potus
  07/08/17
...
Idiotic mediation
  07/08/17
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  10/27/17
...
Dashing Rambunctious Alpha House
  12/26/17
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  05/24/18
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  03/16/20
...
Chest-beating Therapy Prole
  02/18/22
...
Big Philosopher-king Dilemma
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
diverse chocolate haunted graveyard coffee pot
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Painfully Honest Elastic Band
  01/25/16
ouch
slap-happy boyish senate
  01/26/16
poison
Insanely creepy naked home
  01/26/16
...
arousing lemon clown
  01/26/16
180
disrespectful sick boltzmann degenerate
  01/26/16
...
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Beady-eyed amethyst striped hyena
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
shivering stock car
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
topaz skinny woman garrison
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
titillating onyx wrinkle voyeur
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Racy Address
  09/27/16
...
Big Philosopher-king Dilemma
  12/26/17
...
vibrant low-t community account
  08/12/19
180
Comical canary tanning salon
  01/26/16
...
vibrant low-t community account
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Excitant Partner
  01/27/16
...
iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point
  01/27/16
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Fragrant son of senegal rigpig
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Fragrant son of senegal rigpig
  02/02/16
...
Cream tank sandwich
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
sadistic personal credit line patrolman
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
bearded institution
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Fear-inspiring Set Boistinker
  02/24/16
18000000
curious fluffy friendly grandma main people
  03/04/16
165
silver disgusting theatre party of the first part
  03/04/16
...
Bright outnumbered karate circlehead
  05/19/16
chilling
electric dead associate
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
autistic nibblets
  12/17/16
Good lord.
bespoke slippery foreskin school
  01/03/17
oh my.
Peach sexy area yarmulke
  01/23/17
toxic
Up-to-no-good Chapel
  03/13/17
...
bat-shit-crazy locus becky
  03/15/17
...
Judgmental Bateful Heaven Ceo
  04/02/17
...
olive chad field
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Violet high-end faggot firefighter
  07/08/17
...
orange persian
  10/27/17
mother of god
translucent aphrodisiac pozpig potus
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
razzmatazz learning disabled pervert pit
  10/27/17
JFC
Sickened soul-stirring pisswyrm
  10/27/17
...
cracking double fault mental disorder
  12/26/17
...
Aromatic Mentally Impaired Cruise Ship Marketing Idea
  12/26/17
ouch
Pale shrine
  02/20/18
...
fuchsia love of her life
  02/20/18
...
tan violent sanctuary
  01/16/19
...
Buff site crotch
  08/09/19
...
stirring factory reset button
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Bull headed scourge upon the earth
  07/28/25
...
splenetic jap
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
spectacular business firm
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Obsidian Hairless Messiness Library
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Navy telephone
  01/25/16
...
Bipolar private investor
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser doctorate puppy
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
toxic
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Vivacious Base
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
balding old irish cottage menage
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
balding old irish cottage menage
  01/25/16
TY bro
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
...
Bipolar private investor
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
avocado bearded box office
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Jade toilet seat gaping
  10/27/17
...
carnelian death wish
  10/27/17
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  05/24/18
...
Peach sexy area yarmulke
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Trip Theater Juggernaut
  10/27/17
credited advice
Pale shrine
  05/24/18
even more toxic
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
hilarious violent incel
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
i lol'd
puce water buffalo black woman
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
balding old irish cottage menage
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
lol
histrionic university
  06/01/17
...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
disrespectful sick boltzmann degenerate
  01/26/16
...
Big Philosopher-king Dilemma
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Useless Zippy Location
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Useless Zippy Location
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Useless Zippy Location
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Useless Zippy Location
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Useless Zippy Location
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
Lmao
Very tactful national security agency state
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
lmao true
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/25/16
...
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/26/16
...
Big Philosopher-king Dilemma
  12/26/17
Haha
misanthropic casino
  03/19/20
...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
...
free-loading quadroon
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
avocado bearded box office
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Fiercely-loyal supple hell trump supporter
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
internet-worthy lettuce space
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Trip Theater Juggernaut
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Racy Address
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Odious kitty cat people who are hurt
  06/03/19
oh no
titillating onyx wrinkle voyeur
  08/08/19
LOL
angry smoky resort international law enforcement agency
  03/16/20
JFC
Peach sexy area yarmulke
  03/19/20
Update?
Chest-beating Therapy Prole
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
multi-colored piazza
  01/25/16
...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/25/16
...
iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point
  05/19/16
...
spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
adulterous ticket booth
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
free-loading quadroon
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
adulterous ticket booth
  01/26/16
Cr
free-loading quadroon
  01/26/16
...
shivering stock car
  01/26/16
...
shivering stock car
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
adulterous ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
spectacular business firm
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Sapphire house-broken station half-breed
  01/26/16
...
Sapphire house-broken station half-breed
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
deep concupiscible ape stead
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
haunting 180 indirect expression church building
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Self-centered stage
  01/26/16
...
lavender wonderful athletic conference corner
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
disrespectful sick boltzmann degenerate
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Self-centered stage
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
deep concupiscible ape stead
  01/26/16
...
Pink spot mood
  01/16/19
...
misanthropic casino
  03/16/20
...
Comical canary tanning salon
  01/26/16
...
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/26/16
...
lavender wonderful athletic conference corner
  01/26/16
...
iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point
  03/28/16
...
Buff site crotch
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Crawly pea-brained azn feces
  01/26/16
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Vivacious Base
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Comical canary tanning salon
  01/26/16
...
talented submissive pocket flask parlour
  10/24/16
...
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
puce water buffalo black woman
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
contagious light dog poop kitchen
  04/04/16
...
bat-shit-crazy locus becky
  03/15/17
*applause*
exhilarant cyan forum weed whacker
  10/27/17
...
stirring factory reset button
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Trip Theater Juggernaut
  01/26/16
...
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
adulterous ticket booth
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
adulterous ticket booth
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
adulterous ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
free-loading quadroon
  01/26/16
...
balding old irish cottage menage
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
Describe
adulterous ticket booth
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
adulterous ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/26/16
...
balding old irish cottage menage
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
orange persian
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
vibrant low-t community account
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
Fuck
orange persian
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold
  01/26/16
cq's!
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
...
Peach sexy area yarmulke
  03/19/20
...
bat-shit-crazy locus becky
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
erotic indecent sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Vivacious Base
  01/26/16
except for your autism
spectacular business firm
  01/26/16
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Pale shrine
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Vivacious Base
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
balding old irish cottage menage
  01/26/16
...
vibrant low-t community account
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Vivacious Base
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Self-centered stage
  01/26/16
...
lavender wonderful athletic conference corner
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...
shivering stock car
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...
bat-shit-crazy locus becky
  03/15/17
...
haunting 180 indirect expression church building
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Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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underrated
talented submissive pocket flask parlour
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iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point
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...
Flesh Marvelous Windowlicker
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why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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...
Gay lodge
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...
Shimmering hunting ground
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jfc
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/26/16
...
Irradiated milk stain
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Self-centered stage
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
do u love it
Shimmering hunting ground
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Gay lodge
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...
umber heady den
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Self-centered stage
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Self-centered stage
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
...
Pearl passionate locale keepsake machete
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
mewling legal warrant whorehouse
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it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Painfully Honest Elastic Band
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...
orange persian
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...
Comical canary tanning salon
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*puts gun in mouth*
balding old irish cottage menage
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...
spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
lavender wonderful athletic conference corner
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JFC
faggotry
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180
Claret Digit Ratio Crackhouse
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...
narrow-minded poppy filthpig
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
orange persian
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Gay lodge
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...
mewling legal warrant whorehouse
  01/26/16
...
mewling legal warrant whorehouse
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Gay lodge
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
180 twist
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Shimmering hunting ground
  01/26/16
THIS
puce water buffalo black woman
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...
jet-lagged cuck boiling water
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
vibrant low-t community account
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
vibrant low-t community account
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
vibrant low-t community account
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
vibrant low-t community account
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Razzle-dazzle Ebony Legend Idea He Suggested
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
floppy kitty
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Razzle-dazzle Ebony Legend Idea He Suggested
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
vibrant low-t community account
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Vivacious Base
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
vibrant low-t community account
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
floppy kitty
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
topaz skinny woman garrison
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Ratface Hospital
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Painfully Honest Elastic Band
  01/26/16
...
Navy telephone
  01/26/16
180
principal's office
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Bipolar private investor
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/27/16
...
spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Fragrant son of senegal rigpig
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
garnet thirsty shitlib laser beams
  05/19/16
repost please
Bipolar private investor
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Gay lodge
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
garnet thirsty shitlib laser beams
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Pearl passionate locale keepsake machete
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tyft brother
puce water buffalo black woman
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...
Shimmering hunting ground
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...
cruel-hearted range jew
  01/27/16
180.
iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point
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...
jet-lagged cuck boiling water
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...
autistic nibblets
  01/31/16
...
Shimmering hunting ground
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Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Blue Round Eye
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brave
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
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...
Chest-beating Therapy Prole
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...
Shimmering hunting ground
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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Bipolar private investor
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...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
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...
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cr
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...
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...
Shimmering hunting ground
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...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
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...
hideous blood rage gunner
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...
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
  10/21/16
mods please delete
spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
topaz skinny woman garrison
  10/24/16
...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  10/24/16
i really like it here
garnet thirsty shitlib laser beams
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...
autistic nibblets
  10/27/16
...
Trailer Park Internal Respiration
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
transparent vengeful stag film immigrant
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... ...
Trip Theater Juggernaut
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...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  07/08/17
Lol
wild market hissy fit
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
gas station
  01/16/19
...
Comical canary tanning salon
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...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
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...
cowardly mad cow disease brunch
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...
bat-shit-crazy locus becky
  03/15/17
...
autistic nibblets
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Alcoholic Meetinghouse
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Slate bonkers indian lodge new version
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
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...
maniacal twinkling uncleanness
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...
iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
grizzly queen of the night
  06/13/17
...
Peach sexy area yarmulke
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Green Nursing Home
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Mauve arrogant brethren
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cowardly mad cow disease brunch
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...
orange persian
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold
  10/27/17
...
cracking double fault mental disorder
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Infuriating sable roast beef
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Infuriating sable roast beef
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Trailer Park Internal Respiration
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
rose deer antler orchestra pit
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...
cruel-hearted range jew
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orange persian
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...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Jet school cafeteria turdskin
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The signs were, sadly, all there
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
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...
stimulating mad-dog skullcap french chef
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...
orange persian
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/16/19
...
spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
gas station
  01/16/19
Jfc
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
blathering liquid oxygen
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Razzle-dazzle Ebony Legend Idea He Suggested
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
twinkling
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
twinkling
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Self-centered stage
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
twinkling
  01/17/19
...
orange persian
  04/08/19
...
tattoo
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
cracking double fault mental disorder
  04/09/19
...
twinkling
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
twinkling
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Costumed maroon dysfunction
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  06/03/19
...
spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
bearded institution
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
twinkling
  06/03/19
...
Comical canary tanning salon
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
twinkling
  08/08/19
...
twinkling
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
duck-like newt
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Crystalline hairy legs
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
duck-like newt
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Chest-beating Therapy Prole
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
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Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse
  01/03/24
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orange persian
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Chest-beating Therapy Prole
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Honey-headed
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: disrespectful sick boltzmann degenerate

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Comical canary tanning salon

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: stirring factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Mischievous Embarrassed To The Bone Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling out-of-control center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling out-of-control center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Yellow Appetizing Step-uncle's House

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Jade toilet seat gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: provocative property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Cerebral jewess

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: scarlet galvanic nowag

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: thriller offensive native genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Elastic Band

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: motley theater stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: motley theater stage fanboi

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Glittery carmine lay

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: shivering stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: scarlet galvanic nowag

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Milky public bath candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Yellow Appetizing Step-uncle's House

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Yellow Appetizing Step-uncle's House

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Judgmental Bateful Heaven Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: balding old irish cottage menage

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: geriatric indigo knife

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: irate cerise travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Razzle National

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: provocative property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Navy telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: lavender wonderful athletic conference corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: frozen lascivious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Charismatic rehab organic girlfriend

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: exciting coldplay fan fat ankles

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Useless Zippy Location

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Bipolar private investor

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: motley theater stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: copper apoplectic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: shivering stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: lavender wonderful athletic conference corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: vibrant low-t community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: haunting 180 indirect expression church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: translucent aphrodisiac pozpig potus



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Idiotic mediation



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Dashing Rambunctious Alpha House



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating Therapy Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Big Philosopher-king Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: diverse chocolate haunted graveyard coffee pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Elastic Band

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: slap-happy boyish senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Insanely creepy naked home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: arousing lemon clown



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: disrespectful sick boltzmann degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: floppy kitty

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed amethyst striped hyena

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: shivering stock car

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: titillating onyx wrinkle voyeur

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Gay lodge

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Racy Address

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Big Philosopher-king Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: vibrant low-t community account



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Comical canary tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: vibrant low-t community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Excitant Partner

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Fragrant son of senegal rigpig

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Fragrant son of senegal rigpig

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Cream tank sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: sadistic personal credit line patrolman

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: bearded institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Set Boistinker

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: curious fluffy friendly grandma main people

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: silver disgusting theatre party of the first part

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Bright outnumbered karate circlehead



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: electric dead associate

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: autistic nibblets

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: bespoke slippery foreskin school

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Peach sexy area yarmulke

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Chapel

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy locus becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Judgmental Bateful Heaven Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: olive chad field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Violet high-end faggot firefighter

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: orange persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: translucent aphrodisiac pozpig potus

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz learning disabled pervert pit

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Sickened soul-stirring pisswyrm

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: cracking double fault mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Cruise Ship Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Pale shrine

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: fuchsia love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: tan violent sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Buff site crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: stirring factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Bull headed scourge upon the earth

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: splenetic jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: spectacular business firm

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Obsidian Hairless Messiness Library

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Navy telephone

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Bipolar private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser doctorate puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Base

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: balding old irish cottage menage

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: balding old irish cottage menage

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Bipolar private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: avocado bearded box office

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Jade toilet seat gaping

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: carnelian death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Peach sexy area yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Trip Theater Juggernaut

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Pale shrine

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: hilarious violent incel

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: puce water buffalo black woman

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: balding old irish cottage menage

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: histrionic university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: disrespectful sick boltzmann degenerate

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Big Philosopher-king Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Useless Zippy Location

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Useless Zippy Location

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Useless Zippy Location

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Useless Zippy Location

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Useless Zippy Location

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Very tactful national security agency state

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Big Philosopher-king Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: misanthropic casino

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: floppy kitty

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: avocado bearded box office

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal supple hell trump supporter

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy lettuce space

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Trip Theater Juggernaut

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Racy Address

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Odious kitty cat people who are hurt

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: titillating onyx wrinkle voyeur

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: angry smoky resort international law enforcement agency

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Peach sexy area yarmulke

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating Therapy Prole

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: multi-colored piazza

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: adulterous ticket booth

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: free-loading quadroon

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: adulterous ticket booth

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: free-loading quadroon

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: shivering stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: shivering stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: adulterous ticket booth

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: spectacular business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Sapphire house-broken station half-breed

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Sapphire house-broken station half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: deep concupiscible ape stead

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: haunting 180 indirect expression church building

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Self-centered stage

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: lavender wonderful athletic conference corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: disrespectful sick boltzmann degenerate

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Self-centered stage

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: deep concupiscible ape stead

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Pink spot mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: misanthropic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Comical canary tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: lavender wonderful athletic conference corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Buff site crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Crawly pea-brained azn feces

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Base

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Comical canary tanning salon

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: talented submissive pocket flask parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: puce water buffalo black woman

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: contagious light dog poop kitchen

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy locus becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: exhilarant cyan forum weed whacker

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: stirring factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Trip Theater Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: adulterous ticket booth

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: adulterous ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: adulterous ticket booth

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: balding old irish cottage menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Gay lodge

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: adulterous ticket booth

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Gay lodge

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: adulterous ticket booth

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: balding old irish cottage menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Gay lodge

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Gay lodge

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: orange persian

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: vibrant low-t community account

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Gay lodge

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: floppy kitty

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: orange persian

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Gay lodge

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Peach sexy area yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy locus becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: erotic indecent sneaky criminal

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Base

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: spectacular business firm

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Pale shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Vivacious Base

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: balding old irish cottage menage

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: vibrant low-t community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Base

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Self-centered stage

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: lavender wonderful athletic conference corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: shivering stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy locus becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: haunting 180 indirect expression church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: adulterous ticket booth

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: talented submissive pocket flask parlour

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Flesh Marvelous Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Aggressive Church

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Gay lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Irradiated milk stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Self-centered stage

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Gay lodge

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Gay lodge

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Gay lodge

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: umber heady den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Self-centered stage

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Gay lodge

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Gay lodge

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Self-centered stage

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Gay lodge

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Pearl passionate locale keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: mewling legal warrant whorehouse

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Elastic Band

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: orange persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Comical canary tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: balding old irish cottage menage

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: lavender wonderful athletic conference corner

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  faggotry

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Claret Digit Ratio Crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded poppy filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: orange persian

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Gay lodge

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: mewling legal warrant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: mewling legal warrant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: floppy kitty

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Gay lodge

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: floppy kitty

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Gay lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Gay lodge

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: floppy kitty

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Gay lodge

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: floppy kitty

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Gay lodge

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: floppy kitty

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: puce water buffalo black woman

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged cuck boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: vibrant low-t community account

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: floppy kitty

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: vibrant low-t community account

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: floppy kitty

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: vibrant low-t community account

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: floppy kitty

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: vibrant low-t community account

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: floppy kitty

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ebony Legend Idea He Suggested

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: floppy kitty

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ebony Legend Idea He Suggested

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: floppy kitty

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: vibrant low-t community account

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: floppy kitty

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Base

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: floppy kitty

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: vibrant low-t community account

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: floppy kitty

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  Ratface Hospital

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Elastic Band

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Navy telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Bipolar private investor

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Fragrant son of senegal rigpig

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: garnet thirsty shitlib laser beams

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Bipolar private investor

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Gay lodge

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: garnet thirsty shitlib laser beams

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Pearl passionate locale keepsake machete

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: puce water buffalo black woman

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: jet-lagged cuck boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: autistic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Blue Round Eye

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Chest-beating Therapy Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: wild market hissy fit

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Bipolar private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Judgmental Bateful Heaven Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Self-centered stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating Therapy Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Shimmering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  hideous blood rage gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: topaz skinny woman garrison

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: garnet thirsty shitlib laser beams

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: autistic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  Trailer Park Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: transparent vengeful stag film immigrant

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Trip Theater Juggernaut

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: wild market hissy fit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  gas station

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Comical canary tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy locus becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: autistic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Alcoholic Meetinghouse

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Slate bonkers indian lodge new version

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Peach sexy area yarmulke

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: maniacal twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous cuckoldry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  grizzly queen of the night

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Peach sexy area yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Green Nursing Home

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Mauve arrogant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: orange persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: cracking double fault mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Infuriating sable roast beef

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Infuriating sable roast beef

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  Trailer Park Internal Respiration

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: rose deer antler orchestra pit

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: orange persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Jet school cafeteria turdskin

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: stimulating mad-dog skullcap french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: orange persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  gas station

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  blathering liquid oxygen

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ebony Legend Idea He Suggested

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  twinkling

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  twinkling

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  twinkling

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: orange persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: cracking double fault mental disorder

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  twinkling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  twinkling

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Costumed maroon dysfunction

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: bearded institution

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  twinkling

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Comical canary tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  twinkling

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  twinkling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: duck-like newt

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Crystalline hairy legs

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: duck-like newt

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: duck-like newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Sooty Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Self-centered stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Self-centered stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  black fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: spruce abnormal dingle berry cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Magenta masturbator bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: stirring factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Self-centered stage

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: cowardly mad cow disease brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Chest-beating Therapy Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: cheese-eating codepig famous landscape painting

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: godawful glassy electric furnace dragon

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Territorial Adventurous Selfie Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: orange persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Chest-beating Therapy Prole



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: chrome mexican



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Doobsian Rigor

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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