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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
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This one stings.
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I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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EDITED too painful to contemplate
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Cr edit
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u softbatch TTT
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Cr
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hm
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it's not that toxic
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wait
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180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
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  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
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may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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ouch
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180
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just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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RIP brother
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180
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God have mercy.
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And yes, you're bald
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what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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toxic
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She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
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what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
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Death gotta be easy
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your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
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"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
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He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
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  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
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  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
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I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Slate beady-eyed partner garrison
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TY bro
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Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
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  01/26/16
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credited advice
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i lol'd
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We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
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Will do my best. TY
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ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
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Lmao
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  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
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CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
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JFC holy shit
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  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
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Disgusting Senate
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
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oh no
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LOL
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JFC
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  03/19/20
Update?
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  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
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  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
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Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
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Cr
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...
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
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Y-...Yes?
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You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
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1800000000000 thread
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you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
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"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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  01/26/16
Lmfao
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Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
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...
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...
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LOL this is brilliant work
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Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
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...
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...
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
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cr this is poetry
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...
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*applause*
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...
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...
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
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recommending their own IVF doctors
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*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
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...
Stirring Spot Elastic Band
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packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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...
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...
Slate beady-eyed partner garrison
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Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
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  01/26/16
Describe
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8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
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  01/26/16
God damn brutal
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...
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...
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  01/26/16
Please be flame
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  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Mind-boggling stead
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Sickened violent persian
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Mind-boggling stead
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
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  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Mind-boggling stead
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
  01/26/16
Fuck
well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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  01/26/16
cq's!
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  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
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  01/26/16
...
Burgundy Trailer Park
  03/19/20
...
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  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
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  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
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  01/26/16
except for your autism
appetizing old irish cottage
  01/26/16
...
brilliant provocative athletic conference
  01/26/16
...
Mahogany Water Buffalo
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She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
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  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Slate beady-eyed partner garrison
  01/26/16
...
Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
LOL fair
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  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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...
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...
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lmao at the dog bit
Arrogant corner
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Mind-boggling stead
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
elite crackhouse
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Mind-boggling stead
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do u love it
elite crackhouse
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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Exhilarant painfully honest black woman
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
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brilliant provocative athletic conference
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Sickened violent persian
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Mind-boggling stead
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Sickened violent persian
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Arrogant corner
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ok fair im kinda slow today
Sickened violent persian
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this guy gets it
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...
Racy twinkling uncleanness
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Electric hot roast beef
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Frum corn cake
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180
Flatulent multi-colored immigrant chad
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coral
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
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  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling stead
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Mind-boggling stead
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Mind-boggling stead
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
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  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
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180 twist
brilliant provocative athletic conference
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THIS
lascivious parlour ladyboy
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Bull headed bearded stain
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Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency
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Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
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Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency
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Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
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Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
contagious tripping useless brakes
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
contagious tripping useless brakes
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
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Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station
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Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit
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180. *GULPS*
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...
180 demanding center jew
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180
Sticky keepsake machete
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Goodbye, XO.
massive aphrodisiac organic girlfriend meetinghouse
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Alright wish I never made this thread
brilliant provocative athletic conference
  01/27/16
...
effete dopamine orchestra pit
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
fuchsia kitty
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ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
cheese-eating jap cuckold
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massive aphrodisiac organic girlfriend meetinghouse
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I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
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  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
cheese-eating jap cuckold
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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180.
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...
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elite crackhouse
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cr
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...
Sickened violent persian
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mods please delete
effete dopamine orchestra pit
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit
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...
brilliant provocative athletic conference
  10/24/16
i really like it here
cheese-eating jap cuckold
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narrow-minded stage
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...
Twisted Preventive Strike
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
effete dopamine orchestra pit
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
brilliant provocative athletic conference
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... ...
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...
brilliant provocative athletic conference
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Navy associate
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Holy shit.
brethren
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narrow-minded stage
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"i made it," he thought.
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bump for leolenin
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...
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...
Burgundy Trailer Park
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where is corporate slave?
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well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
effete dopamine orchestra pit
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...
Low-t internal respiration market
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Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
bright
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
brilliant provocative athletic conference
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
bright
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat
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...
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
onyx awkward fanboi knife
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The signs were, sadly, all there
brilliant provocative athletic conference
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...
fishy bawdyhouse
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...
well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
brilliant provocative athletic conference
  01/16/19
...
effete dopamine orchestra pit
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
brethren
  01/16/19
Jfc
brilliant provocative athletic conference
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
effete dopamine orchestra pit
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Violet drunken karate
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
contagious tripping useless brakes
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
shivering stubborn
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
shivering stubborn
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Arrogant corner
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
shivering stubborn
  01/17/19
...
well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat
  04/08/19
...
zombie-like jewess
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Low-t internal respiration market
  04/09/19
...
shivering stubborn
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
shivering stubborn
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
brilliant provocative athletic conference
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Magenta Rough-skinned Philosopher-king Clown
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
brilliant provocative athletic conference
  06/03/19
...
effete dopamine orchestra pit
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Motley Tank Casino
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ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
shivering stubborn
  06/03/19
...
mentally impaired circlehead chapel
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
shivering stubborn
  08/08/19
...
shivering stubborn
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Underhanded generalized bond
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Seedy Community Account Hominid
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Underhanded generalized bond
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...
Underhanded generalized bond
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Self-centered coffee pot
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Sickened violent persian
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Arrogant corner
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Arrogant corner
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effete dopamine orchestra pit
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  10/11/21
bump
Arrogant corner
  03/12/22
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Sickened violent persian
  01/05/23
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jet-lagged grizzly dingle berry ceo
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
spruce mexican
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
bat-shit-crazy puppy
  10/13/23
...
brilliant provocative athletic conference
  01/03/24
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well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat
  08/09/24
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jet-lagged grizzly dingle berry ceo
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: medicated station

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: floppy useless area

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Bateful juggernaut

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: arousing shitlib

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
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Author: pale tattoo

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: arousing shitlib

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Author: medicated station

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: medicated station

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed partner garrison

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679796)



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Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: splenetic home telephone

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

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Author: Mind-boggling stead

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: fuchsia kitty

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: snowy death wish travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Native Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Galvanic stage

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Misanthropic ebony locus

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Lake Pit Becky

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Low-t internal respiration market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Plum Temple Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Mahogany Water Buffalo

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: flushed adventurous roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: sienna headpube round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: purple chest-beating feces plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: at-the-ready trust fund famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Poppy degenerate box office

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: charismatic free-loading hospital new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: appetizing old irish cottage

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Geriatric Whorehouse

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: 180 demanding center jew

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: massive aphrodisiac organic girlfriend meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: bespoke liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: floppy useless area

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: floppy useless area

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: floppy useless area

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: mischievous flickering people who are hurt

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: floppy useless area

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed partner garrison

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: floppy useless area

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed partner garrison

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: floppy useless area

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: massive aphrodisiac organic girlfriend meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Heady Forum

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: mustard stimulating site

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Tan genital piercing half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Burgundy Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: turquoise irradiated den

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Mahogany Water Buffalo

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Bonkers Idiotic Theater Pozpig

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: lascivious parlour ladyboy

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: floppy useless area

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed partner garrison

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: self-absorbed scarlet toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: floppy useless area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: floppy useless area

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Excitant swollen haunted graveyard national security agency

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Dun frozen piazza reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: opaque violent point bbw

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: opaque violent point bbw

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: floppy useless area

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: opaque violent point bbw

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: opaque violent point bbw

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: opaque violent point bbw

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: floppy useless area

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: floppy useless area

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: diverse nubile menage psychic

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Dun frozen piazza reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth patrolman

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: floppy useless area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Marvelous School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Heady Forum

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: aromatic set cumskin

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Big-titted talented sweet tailpipe

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: turquoise irradiated den

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Disgusting Senate

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Maniacal theater stage

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: sinister overrated brunch multi-billionaire

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender legal warrant

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Burgundy Trailer Park

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: jet-lagged grizzly dingle berry ceo

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Dull Church Foreskin

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: floppy useless area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Sadistic vermilion kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: effete dopamine orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Stirring Spot Elastic Band

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Marvelous School Cafeteria

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Stirring Spot Elastic Band

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Marvelous School Cafeteria

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: splenetic home telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: splenetic home telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Stirring Spot Elastic Band

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: appetizing old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle aquamarine tanning salon

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle aquamarine tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: filthy business firm

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Vigorous lettuce

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Arrogant corner

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: dashing drab church building nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Excitant swollen haunted graveyard national security agency

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: elite crackhouse

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Arrogant corner

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: filthy business firm

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: orange haunting wrinkle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: mentally impaired circlehead chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: dashing drab church building nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Sadistic vermilion kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: purple chest-beating feces plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Yapping doctorate

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: mischievous flickering people who are hurt

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: mentally impaired circlehead chapel

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: trip giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: lascivious parlour ladyboy

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Aggressive misunderstood step-uncle's house

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: harsh electric furnace selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Wonderful locale

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: at-the-ready trust fund famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: turquoise irradiated den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Stirring Spot Elastic Band

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: elite crackhouse

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Stirring Spot Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Stirring Spot Elastic Band

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Marvelous School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed partner garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Stirring Spot Elastic Band

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Stirring Spot Elastic Band

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed partner garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: effete dopamine orchestra pit

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Burgundy Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: harsh electric furnace selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Nudist boltzmann shrine

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: mischievous flickering people who are hurt

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: appetizing old irish cottage

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Mahogany Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: mischievous flickering people who are hurt

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed partner garrison

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: mischievous flickering people who are hurt

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Arrogant corner

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: dashing drab church building nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: splenetic home telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: harsh electric furnace selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Vigorous lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Stirring Spot Elastic Band

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: trip giraffe

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Sadistic vermilion kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: fragrant mint hell pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Shimmering range gay wizard

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: concupiscible cocky milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Arrogant corner

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: elite crackhouse

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: elite crackhouse

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Arrogant corner

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Arrogant corner

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Racy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Electric hot roast beef

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: pale tattoo

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: mentally impaired circlehead chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Slate beady-eyed partner garrison

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: effete dopamine orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: dashing drab church building nowag

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Frum corn cake

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Flatulent multi-colored immigrant chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: coral



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Electric hot roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Electric hot roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: lascivious parlour ladyboy

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Bull headed bearded stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: contagious tripping useless brakes

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: contagious tripping useless brakes

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: mischievous flickering people who are hurt

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Pearly goyim international law enforcement agency

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Cordovan Gas Station

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: hyperactive depressive

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: pale tattoo

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: 180 demanding center jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Sticky keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: massive aphrodisiac organic girlfriend meetinghouse

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: effete dopamine orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: fuchsia kitty

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating jap cuckold

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: massive aphrodisiac organic girlfriend meetinghouse

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stead

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating jap cuckold

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Racy twinkling uncleanness

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: lascivious parlour ladyboy

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: floppy useless area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Sadistic vermilion kitchen

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Bull headed bearded stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: narrow-minded stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  mental disorder

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: jet-lagged grizzly dingle berry ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Navy associate

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: massive aphrodisiac organic girlfriend meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: snowy death wish travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Arrogant corner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: jet-lagged grizzly dingle berry ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: abusive goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Sickened violent persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: effete dopamine orchestra pit

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Saffron disturbing lay hissy fit

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: cheese-eating jap cuckold

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: narrow-minded stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Twisted Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: effete dopamine orchestra pit

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: 

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: turquoise irradiated den

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Navy associate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  brethren

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: mentally impaired circlehead chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Sickened violent persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: harsh electric furnace selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: narrow-minded stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: talking judgmental halford mad-dog skullcap

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: offensive deep double fault

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Burgundy Trailer Park

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  rebellious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Sadistic vermilion kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Coiffed disrespectful newt party of the first part

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Burgundy Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Cream Striped Hyena

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  faggotry son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: effete dopamine orchestra pit

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Low-t internal respiration market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  bright

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  bright

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Twisted Preventive Strike

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Infuriating jade toilet seat

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: floppy useless area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: onyx awkward fanboi knife

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: fishy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: effete dopamine orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  brethren

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: effete dopamine orchestra pit

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Violet drunken karate

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: contagious tripping useless brakes

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: shivering stubborn

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: shivering stubborn

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Arrogant corner

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: shivering stubborn

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: zombie-like jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Low-t internal respiration market

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: shivering stubborn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: shivering stubborn

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Magenta Rough-skinned Philosopher-king Clown

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: effete dopamine orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Motley Tank Casino

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: shivering stubborn

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: mentally impaired circlehead chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: shivering stubborn

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: shivering stubborn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Underhanded generalized bond

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  Seedy Community Account Hominid

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Underhanded generalized bond

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Underhanded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Self-centered coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Arrogant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Arrogant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Federal submissive wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Sickened violent persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: effete dopamine orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: flesh bipolar stock car really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready trust fund famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Arrogant corner

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Sickened violent persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: jet-lagged grizzly dingle berry ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: spruce mexican

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy puppy

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: brilliant provocative athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated adulterous dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: jet-lagged grizzly dingle berry ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2most#49548061)