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Hypo: 1M to be locked in abandoned mall w two hungry big cats

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the o...
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EDIT: nm
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  04/06/18
If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats...
Pearl Hall Famous Landscape Painting
  04/06/18
Big cats love snacks.
mint bateful lay
  04/06/18
everyone loves snacks
appetizing home messiness
  04/07/18
this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT
mustard persian
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tantric bat shit crazy space stock car
  04/06/18
a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end
mustard persian
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tantric bat shit crazy space stock car
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this pleases me much to read
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tantric bat shit crazy space stock car
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sprinted past an albino liger to poast this
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(guy who played Alien: Isolation)
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tantric bat shit crazy space stock car
  04/06/18
where is the food court? is there a spencer's gifts?
Frum Metal Theatre
  04/06/18
Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit
mustard persian
  04/06/18
Shit.
Frum Metal Theatre
  04/06/18
I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of ...
hyperventilating indian lodge death wish
  04/06/18
I think it's much closer to 0%.
Electric yapping church
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Wtf are you impostering me for
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whoa
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It’s a homage. What color are you?
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Midnight blue
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I'd do it.
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*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting G...
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...
tantric bat shit crazy space stock car
  04/06/18
No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway. *suits up Doom ...
mint bateful lay
  04/06/18
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tantric bat shit crazy space stock car
  04/06/18
Here, kitty, kitty.
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*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segwa...
mint bateful lay
  04/06/18
there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they d...
mustard persian
  04/06/18
There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described...
Electric yapping church
  04/06/18
seems not that difficult
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Heady pungent temple
  04/06/18
but where will I get the $1MM?
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Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Jus...
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lol what
thriller locus
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Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?
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Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally ...
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jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws no match for pumo
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  04/06/18
that's a leopard
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sign me up
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*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self* *makes ...
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this made me spit my coffee out at work
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ty
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Why do people lie about spit-takes?
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odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, l...
drunken heaven
  04/06/18
A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol
thriller locus
  04/06/18
seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but...
drunken heaven
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Denver is not midwest
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(denverite)
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Lmao, ur retard.
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the biggest idiot here hands down
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sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle...
drunken heaven
  04/07/18
i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb
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lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw
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tantric bat shit crazy space stock car
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Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?
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I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins a...
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It would actually be easier because I could grab everything ...
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?
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I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.
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Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across...
honey-headed corner
  04/06/18
This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park
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Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?
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Oh, what "kings of the jungle."
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Aromatic candlestick maker business firm
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Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing...
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op must really have it in for big cats
drunken heaven
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Does the mall have a sporting goods store?
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mind reader, are you a gremlin
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good thread would play again
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dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...
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*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*
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Cats are cats. Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and ...
mint bateful lay
  04/06/18
why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put ...
fragrant dull crackhouse macaca
  04/06/18
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  04/06/18
Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself ...
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There's a reason we rule this rock.
mint bateful lay
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a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the au...
fragrant dull crackhouse macaca
  04/06/18
A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these a...
Canary den affirmative action
  04/06/18
bloodacre could go for a year
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  04/07/18
*Cats frolic in mall fountain*
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  04/07/18
Or shits in it. https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s
mint bateful lay
  04/07/18
Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats ...
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  04/06/18
Race car would be perfect!
hyperventilating indian lodge death wish
  04/07/18
Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised...
Twinkling Stimulating Rehab Ceo
  04/06/18
I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"
deranged vivacious roast beef
  04/06/18
is there an adopt a pet at this mall
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  04/06/18
Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox....
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Clever
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  04/06/18
Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over w...
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  04/07/18
*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*
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Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them h...
hyperventilating indian lodge death wish
  04/07/18
Two words: Quad-Copter
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yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Wo...
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Fantastic thread
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id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while c...
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What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could ...
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I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Ho...
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Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder w...
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Same
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I haven't been to a mall in years now reading through thi...
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mustard persian
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"big cats" in the title always cracks me up
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Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it&rsquo...
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  11/27/21
How the fuck is this even a question? "a random hung...
Pearl Hall Famous Landscape Painting
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They could just drink out of the toilets
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  11/13/24
okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: mustard persian

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the other end. The mall has two levels and a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle. Mall systems are running as if it were a normal day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780217)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:12 AM
Author: translucent trump supporter site

EDIT: nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520528)



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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Drab National Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#48040797)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Pearl Hall Famous Landscape Painting

I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with one big cat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780225)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49772691)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: tantric bat shit crazy space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780233)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Pearl Hall Famous Landscape Painting

If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats some nice pretzel dogs, fill them up, and walk out the other side at your leisure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780240)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

Big cats love snacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780282)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: appetizing home messiness

everyone loves snacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35789344)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: mustard persian

this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780246)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: tantric bat shit crazy space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780279)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: mustard persian

a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780299)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: tantric bat shit crazy space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780327)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: fragrant dull crackhouse macaca

this pleases me much to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783591)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: tantric bat shit crazy space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790030)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Aromatic candlestick maker business firm

sprinted past an albino liger to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790067)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling meetinghouse main people

(guy who played Alien: Isolation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781760)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: tantric bat shit crazy space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783439)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Frum Metal Theatre

where is the food court?

is there a spencer's gifts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780247)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: mustard persian

Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780263)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Frum Metal Theatre

Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780408)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating indian lodge death wish

I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of success at 35 percent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780266)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Electric yapping church

I think it's much closer to 0%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780287)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: cracking salmon place of business

Wtf are you impostering me for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780318)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Electric yapping church

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780332)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: cracking salmon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780382)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating indian lodge death wish

It’s a homage. What color are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781077)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: cracking salmon place of business

Midnight blue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35784393)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged theater karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781424)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating indian lodge death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35782144)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Boyish dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783719)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:18 AM
Author: cracking salmon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790021)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780272)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting Goods*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780311)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: tantric bat shit crazy space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780345)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway.

*suits up Doom style with Craftsman chainsaw*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780404)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: tantric bat shit crazy space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780511)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

Here, kitty, kitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780990)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segway*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781044)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: mustard persian

there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they don't sell guns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780359)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Electric yapping church

There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described in OP.

If they were asleep you might be able to make it, but they'd probably want to play (roughly). They're very curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780315)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Aggressive supple tanning salon cuck

seems not that difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780325)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Shaky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35788159)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Heady pungent temple

I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper Image store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780347)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: pontificating passionate cruise ship

but where will I get the $1MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780372)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: big-titted step-uncle's house

Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Just avoid the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780410)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: thriller locus

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780457)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: big-titted step-uncle's house

Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780462)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: thriller locus

Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally in the range of 56–96 kg (123–212 lb). Larger males have been recorded to weigh as much as 158 kg (348 lb)

This could absolutely fuck a grown man up, are you insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780497)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Beta Forum

jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws

no match for pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780701)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged theater karate

that's a leopard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781435)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Beta Forum

Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard?

A jaguar. Besides being larger than a leopard, they have the strongest bite force of any big cat, including tigers and lions. They regularly kill crocs, which leopards don’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781751)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted white prole gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780736)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Sapphire hell

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780467)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: trip godawful library

*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self*

*makes lots of noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780505)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Sapphire hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780513)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: honey-headed corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780597)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle well-lubricated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780773)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: arrogant impressive institution

this made me spit my coffee out at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781049)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: trip godawful library

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781154)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: H-Value

Why do people lie about spit-takes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49772708)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: deranged vivacious roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783435)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Charcoal Disgusting Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786732)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Aromatic candlestick maker business firm

*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35789407)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:27 AM
Author: hairless base new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790038)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: nofapping cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520021)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Charcoal Disgusting Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#48332322)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Poppy Confused Jap International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: drunken heaven

odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, lion/tiger, or double tiger

ur avg 6'4 230 lb xo po would stunt on bobcats cheetahs leopards and cougars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: thriller locus

A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780523)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: drunken heaven

seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but pluckiest member of the big cat family

what next, denver isn't in the midwest because it isn't mid enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781076)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted white prole gas station

Denver is not midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781125)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: fragrant dull crackhouse macaca

(denverite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783613)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating indian lodge death wish

Lmao, ur retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786898)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: diverse mentally impaired theater stage chad

the biggest idiot here hands down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786916)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: drunken heaven

sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle part of the western united states or western part of the middle of the united states, by any definition it's midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35788046)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Aggressive supple tanning salon cuck

i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780525)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: fragrant dull crackhouse macaca

lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783618)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: tantric bat shit crazy space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790029)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: rough-skinned beady-eyed cumskin senate

Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780535)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: olive apoplectic house mexican

I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins and tie them all to a clothing rack side-to-side. Ideally these would span the width of the mall hallways. I'd dress them all up in drag gear with huge dildos glued over their bodies, and use shoelaces to tie my hands and feet to the hands and feet of the mannequins so I could control them like puppets. I'd then sneak out to the Sears and get 8-10 table saws and about 400 feet of extension cord and a surge protector. I'd duct tape the power saws to their hands, connect them to the surge protector, and plug it in. I would then walk with the mannequins through the mall, making synchronized slashing motions with the table saws, obliterating any "cats" in our way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780596)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: honey-headed corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780600)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Ungodly market milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780747)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: arrogant impressive institution

Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your mannequin murder rape machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781086)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: olive apoplectic house mexican

It would actually be easier because I could grab everything at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781290)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: talented offensive whorehouse personal credit line

criminally underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353472)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: transparent histrionic set azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781473)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Odious trailer park dopamine

Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking your mannequin orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35784788)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: appetizing home messiness

what are the dildos for again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35789357)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:58 PM
Author: alcoholic national security agency plaza

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520450)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Flatulent queen of the night parlour

I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080416)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: nofapping cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520026)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:52 PM
Author: Big violent sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520083)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: mustard persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520114)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:37 PM
Author: Ungodly market milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520345)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:38 PM
Author: Pearl Hall Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520347)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dun locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353503)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: honey-headed corner

Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780604)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Cordovan Marketing Idea Address

This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780606)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: olive apoplectic house mexican

Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780682)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: olive apoplectic house mexican

Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body works and run through the mall squirting it on the floor and laughing as they slip and tumble over each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780704)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Electric yapping church

Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&B?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780750)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: exciting sepia gaming laptop really tough guy

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786762)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

Oh, what "kings of the jungle."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781007)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Sapphire hell

cr plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781009)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Aromatic candlestick maker business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35784429)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: aquamarine bull headed stag film

Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing one and leaving the other heavily wounded but well fed? Why would I pay 1m for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780720)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: drunken heaven

op must really have it in for big cats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781054)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Infuriating vibrant windowlicker

Does the mall have a sporting goods store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780732)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Gaped chocolate university brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783515)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783639)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Gaped chocolate university brethren

mind reader, are you a gremlin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783718)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted white prole gas station

good thread would play again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780743)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Bipolar yarmulke chapel

dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780844)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781083)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

Cats are cats.

Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and some meat from the food court, and they'll probably have dinner and curl up for a nap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781100)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: fragrant dull crackhouse macaca

why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put it on top of yourself and then just inch along the floor, protected by possibly five mattresses resting on top of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783637)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

Could work. I had a similar idea.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783652)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Canary den affirmative action

Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself inaccessible to a cat (by closing doors, building a barrier, w/e). Ideally, have bottled water nearby.

Wait for cats to die of hunger/thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781443)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

There's a reason we rule this rock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783421)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: fragrant dull crackhouse macaca

a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the auntie anne's and marble slab yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783675)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Canary den affirmative action

A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these are "hungry" cats so I assume they're at least a few days into NOFOOD already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783697)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: aquamarine bull headed stag film

bloodacre could go for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35784433)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: exciting sepia gaming laptop really tough guy

*Cats frolic in mall fountain*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786769)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

Or shits in it.

https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786846)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Ebony doobsian point hissy fit

Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats would go apeshit for those kooky gadgets they sell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781444)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating indian lodge death wish

Race car would be perfect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786861)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Twinkling Stimulating Rehab Ceo

Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised with marble floors??

Surely pumped up on adrenaline, donning Howie Long’s slip on sketchers and running about 19mph you should be able to out maneuver them for lack of traction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781464)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: deranged vivacious roast beef

I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783447)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: fragrant dull crackhouse macaca

is there an adopt a pet at this mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783594)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox.moe/ka5k9k.jpg

Cover it with a sheet that has a view port cut out of it.

Then turtle your way to the other end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783631)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Canary den affirmative action

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783681)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: hyperventilating indian lodge death wish

Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over when they smell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786868)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: mint bateful lay

*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783677)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: coiffed field

First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/nike-mens-air-max-more-running-sneakers-from-finish-line?ID=4915978&CategoryID=63266#fn=BRAND%3DNike%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D256%26ruleId%3D28%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D1

There are two floors in Macy's and escalators inside the store. Kinda like this but with 2 floors:

https://www.thesomersetcollection.com/retailers/macys/

I get my bearings, up and down. I figure a big cat doesn't know how to ride an escalator--especially the wrong way up. I stack some mannequins by the landing so I can throw in its path up the escalator if it comes to that.

There is a home goods store with big kitchen knives. I grab a couple of pointy 6" ones like this

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/j.a.-henckels-international-classic-chefs-knife-6?ID=807203&CategoryID=31760#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D347%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20ATTRIBUTE%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D60

I need a warning system to alert me to the cats' presence. I want to know where they are before I make a move--if I can help it. I bet I can move a bunch of light chairs and stools from the makeup section (supplemented by some shelving or something) to create a barrier of sorts in front of each entrance that will won't stop a determined cat but will make enough racket to give me warning to flee up or down.

I'll figure out how to raise and lower the evening security gate and close it down and get some sleep.

I think my next play is to move my barriers outward, clearing safe space several stores down. Same idea with a warning detector. I probably can lower the security gates to 3" off the floor, drape some sheets over it to the floor and block most of the open clearance with some tables or stacked mattresses. Just to confuse the cat enough to let me get through and then up or down and out. I know I can slip through my designated opening and if chased head up or down and slip out the other entrance in the same way. I leave some mattresses outside the gate for shutting the cat inside.

But if that happens, then it's a surprise and I'm out in the open with 1 cat to go. So I'm careful at first. I want to see it coming.

I think I like the idea of being on the top floor and baiting them downstairs. The food court is too far so I need to get them downstairs in my section. I have all kinds of scented shit, gift baskets, cupcake batter. So I definitely have some type of food bait, but who knows if they cats haven't found the same kind of shit in the mall. But this is perfect:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/stonewall-kitchen-original-pancake-waffle-mix?ID=4229371&CategoryID=45859#fn=GOURMET_FOOD_TYPE%3DFood%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D2%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D2

I decide to be ironic and lather copies amounts of wet pancake batter around a mannequins's ken doll nullo and hang dripping from the second store to about 5' off the ground downstairs. As far down as to the first atrium I can comfortably get. I tie some jingle bells or glasses or whatever i can scrounge up around to make a warning sound.

I set up a couple more.

If I can put eyes on 2 cats at once downstairs, I run to freedom in my Nike Air's. That's my plan.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35784344)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating indian lodge death wish

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786876)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: appetizing home messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519997)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: nofapping cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520031)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating indian lodge death wish

Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them hauling ass to the other side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786902)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating indian lodge death wish

Two words: Quad-Copter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786919)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: soggy concupiscible church building

yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Would take some patience and resourcefulness.

That said, I once worked in a mall, so I'm cocky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35788296)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: silver exhilarant shrine

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35789223)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: frozen disrespectful ticket booth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790022)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser menage

id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while catdoods are catnipin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790037)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: mauve pocket flask

What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could just sneak by

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: arrogant impressive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080397)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Flatulent queen of the night parlour

I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Hot Dog on a Stick and gorge myself until the Tigers get me. I don't really want to live anymore and I also love Hot Dog on a Stick, so this hypo works well for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080406)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Gaped chocolate university brethren

Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder ways to evade two hypothetical big cats within it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: arrogant impressive institution

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080443)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Green giraffe spot

I haven't been to a mall in years

now reading through this 180 thread, I am reconsidering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080445)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: floppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520001)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: jade 180 public bath wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519952)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519956)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: appetizing home messiness

"big cats" in the title always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519962)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Shimmering filthpig

Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it’s leopards, cheetahs, mountain lions, and/or Jaguars. Cheetahs have a very specific fixed action pattern that is easy to avoid triggering, and the remainder are primarily ambush predators. Lions (especially male) and tigers would be tough as shit though. Hopefully one of the nearby stores has laser pointers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519987)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:34 PM
Author: Pearl Hall Famous Landscape Painting

How the fuck is this even a question?

"a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle"

Random. Raaaaaaaaaaandom. RANDOM. No, you don't get to choose the cats, because that's literally the opposite of random.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520331)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:04 AM
Author: Shimmering filthpig

I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be random if it was Darnell the lion or Jacqueline the lioness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520487)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: floppy office

FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats for $1mm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519993)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: marvelous therapy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520146)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:09 AM
Author: translucent trump supporter site

Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours and wait for the cats to die of thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520515)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Faggotry

They could just drink out of the toilets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#48332343)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: talented offensive whorehouse personal credit line

okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353474)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: Drab National Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43575672)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Henna adventurous hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353428)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Pearl Hall Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353482)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49772598)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp

Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but malls all have hallways that run all over the place that are for employees only that would be well out of the way of BIGCAT. You get in one, you cop dat service ladder, and you travel through the ceiling.

It's how you know this site is populated with losers who've never worked an honest day in their lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49772667)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

big cats tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49772703)