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Hypo: 1M to be locked in abandoned mall w two hungry big cats

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the o...
mind-boggling affirmative action
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EDIT: nm
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sooty national
  04/06/18
If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats...
Snowy stirring step-uncle's house dopamine
  04/06/18
Big cats love snacks.
slippery azn church
  04/06/18
everyone loves snacks
Crusty house-broken foreskin property
  04/07/18
this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT
mind-boggling affirmative action
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sooty national
  04/06/18
a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end
mind-boggling affirmative action
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sooty national
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this pleases me much to read
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sooty national
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sprinted past an albino liger to poast this
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(guy who played Alien: Isolation)
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sooty national
  04/06/18
where is the food court? is there a spencer's gifts?
At-the-ready volcanic crater area
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Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit
mind-boggling affirmative action
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Shit.
At-the-ready volcanic crater area
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I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of ...
burgundy marketing idea church building
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I think it's much closer to 0%.
Soggy 180 Stage Corn Cake
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Wtf are you impostering me for
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whoa
Soggy 180 Stage Corn Cake
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autistic ocher rehab
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It’s a homage. What color are you?
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Midnight blue
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autistic ocher rehab
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I'd do it.
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*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting G...
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sooty national
  04/06/18
No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway. *suits up Doom ...
slippery azn church
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sooty national
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Here, kitty, kitty.
slippery azn church
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*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segwa...
slippery azn church
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there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they d...
mind-boggling affirmative action
  04/06/18
There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described...
Soggy 180 Stage Corn Cake
  04/06/18
seems not that difficult
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I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper I...
electric carmine stain faggotry
  04/06/18
but where will I get the $1MM?
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Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Jus...
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lol what
razzle scarlet black woman
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Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?
razzmatazz stage multi-billionaire
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Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally ...
razzle scarlet black woman
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jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws no match for pumo
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that's a leopard
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Arousing crawly hominid
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...
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sign me up
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*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self* *makes ...
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this made me spit my coffee out at work
Abusive magenta lay rigor
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ty
Heady embarrassed to the bone cruise ship
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Why do people lie about spit-takes?
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*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr
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odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, l...
bisexual spot
  04/06/18
A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol
razzle scarlet black woman
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seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but...
bisexual spot
  04/06/18
Denver is not midwest
bonkers shaky theater stage selfie
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(denverite)
Sick Twinkling Uncleanness Garrison
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Lmao, ur retard.
burgundy marketing idea church building
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the biggest idiot here hands down
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sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle...
bisexual spot
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i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb
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lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw
Sick Twinkling Uncleanness Garrison
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sooty national
  04/08/18
Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?
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I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins a...
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Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your m...
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It would actually be easier because I could grab everything ...
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criminally underrated.
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Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking...
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what are the dildos for again
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?
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I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.
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Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across...
Obsidian trip half-breed
  04/06/18
This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park
Galvanic narrow-minded codepig
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Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?
ruddy community account institution
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Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body w...
ruddy community account institution
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Soggy 180 Stage Corn Cake
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underrated
Talented famous landscape painting station
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Oh, what "kings of the jungle."
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cr plan
Pink Domesticated Digit Ratio
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Garnet beta nursing home becky
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Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing...
Honey-headed Diverse Crackhouse
  04/06/18
op must really have it in for big cats
bisexual spot
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Does the mall have a sporting goods store?
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slippery azn church
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mind reader, are you a gremlin
Brilliant Supple Trailer Park Tank
  04/06/18
good thread would play again
bonkers shaky theater stage selfie
  04/06/18
dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...
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*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*
slippery azn church
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Cats are cats. Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and ...
slippery azn church
  04/06/18
why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put ...
Sick Twinkling Uncleanness Garrison
  04/06/18
Could work. I had a similar idea. http://www.xoxohth.com/...
slippery azn church
  04/06/18
Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself ...
silver doobsian chapel
  04/06/18
There's a reason we rule this rock.
slippery azn church
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a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the au...
Sick Twinkling Uncleanness Garrison
  04/06/18
A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these a...
silver doobsian chapel
  04/06/18
bloodacre could go for a year
Honey-headed Diverse Crackhouse
  04/07/18
*Cats frolic in mall fountain*
Talented famous landscape painting station
  04/07/18
Or shits in it. https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s
slippery azn church
  04/07/18
Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats ...
Bespoke wonderful travel guidebook
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Race car would be perfect!
burgundy marketing idea church building
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Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised...
avocado nofapping menage
  04/06/18
I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"
Exhilarant Public Bath
  04/06/18
is there an adopt a pet at this mall
Sick Twinkling Uncleanness Garrison
  04/06/18
Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox....
slippery azn church
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Clever
silver doobsian chapel
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Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over w...
burgundy marketing idea church building
  04/07/18
*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*
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First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:...
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Crusty house-broken foreskin property
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dashing pearly athletic conference stead
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Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them h...
burgundy marketing idea church building
  04/07/18
Two words: Quad-Copter
burgundy marketing idea church building
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yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Wo...
Vivacious Wild Shitlib
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Fantastic thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ
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id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while c...
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What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could ...
Magical Resort
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Abusive magenta lay rigor
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I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Ho...
Bateful drab fortuitous meteor
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Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder w...
Brilliant Supple Trailer Park Tank
  10/23/18
Same
Abusive magenta lay rigor
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I haven't been to a mall in years now reading through thi...
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mind-boggling affirmative action
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"big cats" in the title always cracks me up
Crusty house-broken foreskin property
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Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it&rsquo...
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  11/27/21
How the fuck is this even a question? "a random hung...
Snowy stirring step-uncle's house dopamine
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I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be r...
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Insane feces
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Know-it-all Exciting Halford
  11/28/21
They could just drink out of the toilets
frum toaster point
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okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.
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Aqua comical brunch
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Snowy stirring step-uncle's house dopamine
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling affirmative action

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the other end. The mall has two levels and a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle. Mall systems are running as if it were a normal day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780217)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:12 AM
Author: Know-it-all Exciting Halford

EDIT: nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520528)



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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Aqua comical brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#48040797)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Snowy stirring step-uncle's house dopamine

I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with one big cat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780225)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49772691)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: sooty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780233)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Snowy stirring step-uncle's house dopamine

If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats some nice pretzel dogs, fill them up, and walk out the other side at your leisure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780240)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: slippery azn church

Big cats love snacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780282)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: Crusty house-broken foreskin property

everyone loves snacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35789344)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling affirmative action

this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780246)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: sooty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780279)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling affirmative action

a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780299)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: sooty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780327)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Sick Twinkling Uncleanness Garrison

this pleases me much to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783591)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: sooty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790030)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Garnet beta nursing home becky

sprinted past an albino liger to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790067)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Blue talking set sandwich

(guy who played Alien: Isolation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781760)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: sooty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783439)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready volcanic crater area

where is the food court?

is there a spencer's gifts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780247)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling affirmative action

Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780263)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready volcanic crater area

Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780408)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea church building

I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of success at 35 percent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780266)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Soggy 180 Stage Corn Cake

I think it's much closer to 0%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780287)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: autistic ocher rehab

Wtf are you impostering me for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780318)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Soggy 180 Stage Corn Cake

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780332)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: autistic ocher rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780382)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea church building

It’s a homage. What color are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781077)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: autistic ocher rehab

Midnight blue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35784393)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Marvelous meetinghouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781424)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35782144)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: grizzly underhanded regret native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783719)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:18 AM
Author: autistic ocher rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790021)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: slippery azn church

I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780272)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: slippery azn church

*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting Goods*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780311)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: sooty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780345)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: slippery azn church

No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway.

*suits up Doom style with Craftsman chainsaw*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780404)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: sooty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780511)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: slippery azn church

Here, kitty, kitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780990)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: slippery azn church

*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segway*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781044)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling affirmative action

there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they don't sell guns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780359)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Soggy 180 Stage Corn Cake

There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described in OP.

If they were asleep you might be able to make it, but they'd probably want to play (roughly). They're very curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780315)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Vermilion faggot firefighter keepsake machete

seems not that difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780325)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Titillating Puce Field Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35788159)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: electric carmine stain faggotry

I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper Image store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780347)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Duck-like laser beams

but where will I get the $1MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780372)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz stage multi-billionaire

Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Just avoid the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780410)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: razzle scarlet black woman

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780457)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz stage multi-billionaire

Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780462)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: razzle scarlet black woman

Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally in the range of 56–96 kg (123–212 lb). Larger males have been recorded to weigh as much as 158 kg (348 lb)

This could absolutely fuck a grown man up, are you insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780497)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Arousing crawly hominid

jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws

no match for pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780701)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Marvelous meetinghouse turdskin

that's a leopard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781435)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Arousing crawly hominid

Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard?

A jaguar. Besides being larger than a leopard, they have the strongest bite force of any big cat, including tigers and lions. They regularly kill crocs, which leopards don’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781751)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: bonkers shaky theater stage selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780736)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Pink Domesticated Digit Ratio

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780467)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone cruise ship

*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self*

*makes lots of noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780505)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Pink Domesticated Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780513)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Obsidian trip half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780597)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: ultramarine mildly autistic psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780773)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Abusive magenta lay rigor

this made me spit my coffee out at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781049)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone cruise ship

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781154)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: H-Value

Why do people lie about spit-takes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49772708)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783435)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: multi-colored indigo therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786732)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Garnet beta nursing home becky

*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35789407)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:27 AM
Author: Excitant tattoo stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790038)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: dashing pearly athletic conference stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520021)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: multi-colored indigo therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#48332322)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Low-t gaped parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: bisexual spot

odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, lion/tiger, or double tiger

ur avg 6'4 230 lb xo po would stunt on bobcats cheetahs leopards and cougars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: razzle scarlet black woman

A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780523)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: bisexual spot

seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but pluckiest member of the big cat family

what next, denver isn't in the midwest because it isn't mid enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781076)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: bonkers shaky theater stage selfie

Denver is not midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781125)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: Sick Twinkling Uncleanness Garrison

(denverite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783613)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea church building

Lmao, ur retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786898)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: alcoholic mexican

the biggest idiot here hands down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786916)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: bisexual spot

sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle part of the western united states or western part of the middle of the united states, by any definition it's midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35788046)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Vermilion faggot firefighter keepsake machete

i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780525)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: Sick Twinkling Uncleanness Garrison

lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783618)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: sooty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790029)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Erotic Crotch New Version

Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780535)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: ruddy community account institution

I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins and tie them all to a clothing rack side-to-side. Ideally these would span the width of the mall hallways. I'd dress them all up in drag gear with huge dildos glued over their bodies, and use shoelaces to tie my hands and feet to the hands and feet of the mannequins so I could control them like puppets. I'd then sneak out to the Sears and get 8-10 table saws and about 400 feet of extension cord and a surge protector. I'd duct tape the power saws to their hands, connect them to the surge protector, and plug it in. I would then walk with the mannequins through the mall, making synchronized slashing motions with the table saws, obliterating any "cats" in our way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780596)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Obsidian trip half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780600)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Mustard principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780747)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Abusive magenta lay rigor

Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your mannequin murder rape machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781086)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: ruddy community account institution

It would actually be easier because I could grab everything at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781290)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: sable macaca filthpig

criminally underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353472)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: hateful nowag den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781473)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: deranged boyish orchestra pit

Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking your mannequin orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35784788)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: Crusty house-broken foreskin property

what are the dildos for again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35789357)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:58 PM
Author: flickering yarmulke

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520450)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Bateful drab fortuitous meteor

I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080416)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: dashing pearly athletic conference stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520026)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:52 PM
Author: Effete dead mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520083)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520114)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:37 PM
Author: Mustard principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520345)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:38 PM
Author: Snowy stirring step-uncle's house dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520347)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Swollen Elite Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353503)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Obsidian trip half-breed

Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780604)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded codepig

This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780606)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: ruddy community account institution

Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780682)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: ruddy community account institution

Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body works and run through the mall squirting it on the floor and laughing as they slip and tumble over each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780704)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Soggy 180 Stage Corn Cake

Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&B?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780750)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Talented famous landscape painting station

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786762)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: slippery azn church

Oh, what "kings of the jungle."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781007)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Pink Domesticated Digit Ratio

cr plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781009)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Garnet beta nursing home becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35784429)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Diverse Crackhouse

Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing one and leaving the other heavily wounded but well fed? Why would I pay 1m for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780720)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: bisexual spot

op must really have it in for big cats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781054)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Dark office

Does the mall have a sporting goods store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780732)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Brilliant Supple Trailer Park Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783515)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: slippery azn church

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783639)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Brilliant Supple Trailer Park Tank

mind reader, are you a gremlin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783718)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: bonkers shaky theater stage selfie

good thread would play again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780743)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Purple round eye box office

dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35780844)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: slippery azn church

*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781083)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: slippery azn church

Cats are cats.

Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and some meat from the food court, and they'll probably have dinner and curl up for a nap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781100)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Sick Twinkling Uncleanness Garrison

why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put it on top of yourself and then just inch along the floor, protected by possibly five mattresses resting on top of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783637)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: slippery azn church

Could work. I had a similar idea.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783652)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: silver doobsian chapel

Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself inaccessible to a cat (by closing doors, building a barrier, w/e). Ideally, have bottled water nearby.

Wait for cats to die of hunger/thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781443)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: slippery azn church

There's a reason we rule this rock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783421)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Sick Twinkling Uncleanness Garrison

a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the auntie anne's and marble slab yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783675)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: silver doobsian chapel

A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these are "hungry" cats so I assume they're at least a few days into NOFOOD already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783697)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Honey-headed Diverse Crackhouse

bloodacre could go for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35784433)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Talented famous landscape painting station

*Cats frolic in mall fountain*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786769)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: slippery azn church

Or shits in it.

https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786846)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful travel guidebook

Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats would go apeshit for those kooky gadgets they sell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781444)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea church building

Race car would be perfect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786861)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: avocado nofapping menage

Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised with marble floors??

Surely pumped up on adrenaline, donning Howie Long’s slip on sketchers and running about 19mph you should be able to out maneuver them for lack of traction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35781464)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Public Bath

I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783447)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Sick Twinkling Uncleanness Garrison

is there an adopt a pet at this mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783594)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: slippery azn church

Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox.moe/ka5k9k.jpg

Cover it with a sheet that has a view port cut out of it.

Then turtle your way to the other end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783631)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: silver doobsian chapel

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783681)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea church building

Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over when they smell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786868)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: slippery azn church

*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35783677)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: geriatric mint home place of business

First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/nike-mens-air-max-more-running-sneakers-from-finish-line?ID=4915978&CategoryID=63266#fn=BRAND%3DNike%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D256%26ruleId%3D28%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D1

There are two floors in Macy's and escalators inside the store. Kinda like this but with 2 floors:

https://www.thesomersetcollection.com/retailers/macys/

I get my bearings, up and down. I figure a big cat doesn't know how to ride an escalator--especially the wrong way up. I stack some mannequins by the landing so I can throw in its path up the escalator if it comes to that.

There is a home goods store with big kitchen knives. I grab a couple of pointy 6" ones like this

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/j.a.-henckels-international-classic-chefs-knife-6?ID=807203&CategoryID=31760#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D347%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20ATTRIBUTE%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D60

I need a warning system to alert me to the cats' presence. I want to know where they are before I make a move--if I can help it. I bet I can move a bunch of light chairs and stools from the makeup section (supplemented by some shelving or something) to create a barrier of sorts in front of each entrance that will won't stop a determined cat but will make enough racket to give me warning to flee up or down.

I'll figure out how to raise and lower the evening security gate and close it down and get some sleep.

I think my next play is to move my barriers outward, clearing safe space several stores down. Same idea with a warning detector. I probably can lower the security gates to 3" off the floor, drape some sheets over it to the floor and block most of the open clearance with some tables or stacked mattresses. Just to confuse the cat enough to let me get through and then up or down and out. I know I can slip through my designated opening and if chased head up or down and slip out the other entrance in the same way. I leave some mattresses outside the gate for shutting the cat inside.

But if that happens, then it's a surprise and I'm out in the open with 1 cat to go. So I'm careful at first. I want to see it coming.

I think I like the idea of being on the top floor and baiting them downstairs. The food court is too far so I need to get them downstairs in my section. I have all kinds of scented shit, gift baskets, cupcake batter. So I definitely have some type of food bait, but who knows if they cats haven't found the same kind of shit in the mall. But this is perfect:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/stonewall-kitchen-original-pancake-waffle-mix?ID=4229371&CategoryID=45859#fn=GOURMET_FOOD_TYPE%3DFood%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D2%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D2

I decide to be ironic and lather copies amounts of wet pancake batter around a mannequins's ken doll nullo and hang dripping from the second store to about 5' off the ground downstairs. As far down as to the first atrium I can comfortably get. I tie some jingle bells or glasses or whatever i can scrounge up around to make a warning sound.

I set up a couple more.

If I can put eyes on 2 cats at once downstairs, I run to freedom in my Nike Air's. That's my plan.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35784344)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea church building

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786876)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: Crusty house-broken foreskin property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519997)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: dashing pearly athletic conference stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520031)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea church building

Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them hauling ass to the other side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786902)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea church building

Two words: Quad-Copter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35786919)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Wild Shitlib

yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Would take some patience and resourcefulness.

That said, I once worked in a mall, so I'm cocky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35788296)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locus Hairy Legs

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35789223)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: passionate arrogant house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790022)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: fantasy-prone odious indian lodge

id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while catdoods are catnipin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790037)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: Magical Resort

What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could just sneak by

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#35790046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Abusive magenta lay rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080397)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Bateful drab fortuitous meteor

I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Hot Dog on a Stick and gorge myself until the Tigers get me. I don't really want to live anymore and I also love Hot Dog on a Stick, so this hypo works well for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080406)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Brilliant Supple Trailer Park Tank

Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder ways to evade two hypothetical big cats within it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Abusive magenta lay rigor

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080443)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Sticky Gas Station Private Investor

I haven't been to a mall in years

now reading through this 180 thread, I am reconsidering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#37080445)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: appetizing lodge national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520001)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: Drunken angry heaven bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519952)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519956)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Crusty house-broken foreskin property

"big cats" in the title always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519962)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna indirect expression

Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it’s leopards, cheetahs, mountain lions, and/or Jaguars. Cheetahs have a very specific fixed action pattern that is easy to avoid triggering, and the remainder are primarily ambush predators. Lions (especially male) and tigers would be tough as shit though. Hopefully one of the nearby stores has laser pointers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519987)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:34 PM
Author: Snowy stirring step-uncle's house dopamine

How the fuck is this even a question?

"a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle"

Random. Raaaaaaaaaaandom. RANDOM. No, you don't get to choose the cats, because that's literally the opposite of random.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520331)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling henna indirect expression

I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be random if it was Darnell the lion or Jacqueline the lioness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520487)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: appetizing lodge national security agency

FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats for $1mm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43519993)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: Insane feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520146)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:09 AM
Author: Know-it-all Exciting Halford

Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours and wait for the cats to die of thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43520515)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: frum toaster point

They could just drink out of the toilets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#48332343)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: sable macaca filthpig

okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353474)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: Aqua comical brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#43575672)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: disgusting translucent whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353428)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Snowy stirring step-uncle's house dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49353482)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49772598)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp

Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but malls all have hallways that run all over the place that are for employees only that would be well out of the way of BIGCAT. You get in one, you cop dat service ladder, and you travel through the ceiling.

It's how you know this site is populated with losers who've never worked an honest day in their lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49772667)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

big cats tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2most#49772703)