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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
razzle-dazzle native
  07/17/22
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amethyst theatre
  07/17/22
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Slap-happy cyan gunner
  07/17/22
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Submissive pink piazza
  07/18/22
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razzle-dazzle native
  09/29/22
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razzle-dazzle native
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
charismatic bull headed church turdskin
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
charismatic bull headed church turdskin
  01/07/23
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Submissive pink piazza
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Mildly autistic electric furnace
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Mildly autistic electric furnace
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
nighttime milky address
  03/18/23
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razzle-dazzle native
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Mildly autistic electric furnace
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Purple 180 boltzmann
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Alcoholic indian lodge twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Flushed box office
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Flushed box office
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Flushed box office
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
coral chad bawdyhouse
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Flushed box office
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Flushed box office
  08/23/24
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Flushed box office
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Flushed box office
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Flushed box office
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Flushed box office
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Boyish adulterous mad cow disease circlehead
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
maize tanning salon hunting ground
  09/28/24
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razzle-dazzle native
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Flushed box office
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Flushed box office
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle native

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: amethyst theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy cyan gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Submissive pink piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: charismatic bull headed church turdskin

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: charismatic bull headed church turdskin

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Submissive pink piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Mildly autistic electric furnace

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Mildly autistic electric furnace

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: nighttime milky address

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Mildly autistic electric furnace

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Purple 180 boltzmann

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Alcoholic indian lodge twinkling uncleanness

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Flushed box office

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Flushed box office

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Flushed box office

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: coral chad bawdyhouse

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Flushed box office

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Flushed box office

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Flushed box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Flushed box office

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Flushed box office

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Flushed box office

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Boyish adulterous mad cow disease circlehead

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: maize tanning salon hunting ground

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Flushed box office

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Flushed box office

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2most#49932244)