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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

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soggy stirring indian lodge dingle berry
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
cheese-eating irradiated deer antler church
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Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
soggy stirring indian lodge dingle berry
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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Navy bawdyhouse
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
soggy stirring indian lodge dingle berry
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
bistre exciting international law enforcement agency hall
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
Violent odious state organic girlfriend
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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bistre exciting international law enforcement agency hall
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
Coral Masturbator University
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ti, oc, tcr.
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  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
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I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
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No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
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The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: soggy stirring indian lodge dingle berry

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating irradiated deer antler church

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: soggy stirring indian lodge dingle berry

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating irradiated deer antler church

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Navy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460513)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Shaky Market

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: chestnut nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459730)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: soggy stirring indian lodge dingle berry



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Maniacal locus hairy legs



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged blue stage



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Navy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460516)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Motley nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460961)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Snowy corner mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461253)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Bossy generalized bond coldplay fan

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: soggy stirring indian lodge dingle berry

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: bistre exciting international law enforcement agency hall

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Violent odious state organic girlfriend

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: soggy stirring indian lodge dingle berry

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: provocative scarlet kitchen

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Judgmental Cyan Space Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459873)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: bateful saffron principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460455)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: charismatic hyperactive black woman striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Motley nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: confused massive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461229)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Seedy friendly grandma stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461994)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Crystalline Goal In Life

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: bistre exciting international law enforcement agency hall

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Navy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Abnormal Depressive Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460699)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Flesh Police Squad Hospital

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: big cerise piazza brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459864)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant garrison laser beams

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: bistre exciting international law enforcement agency hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: charismatic hyperactive black woman striped hyena

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Coral Masturbator University

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: bistre exciting international law enforcement agency hall

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating pea-brained place of business circlehead

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Smoky indirect expression

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Judgmental Cyan Space Ladyboy

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Excitant Brunch Idiot

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating pea-brained place of business circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Navy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling potus newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460624)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: charismatic hyperactive black woman striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460703)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Motley nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: primrose chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461214)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Snowy corner mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Chest-beating pea-brained place of business circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Stimulating mentally impaired feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Poppy stubborn athletic conference theatre

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Chest-beating pea-brained place of business circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460471)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Smoky indirect expression

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Claret dopamine whorehouse

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: crimson aggressive pistol gaping

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: cocky range

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: confused massive stage

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: primrose chad

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Snowy corner mad-dog skullcap

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: bistre exciting international law enforcement agency hall

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: charismatic hyperactive black woman striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#47461972)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2most#49683964)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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