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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Supple naked garrison deer antler
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
bateful outnumbered volcanic crater degenerate
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Supple naked garrison deer antler
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
bateful outnumbered volcanic crater degenerate
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
Provocative milk nowag
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
Provocative milk nowag
  09/10/24
Same
mint talented psychic
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
Provocative milk nowag
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Supple naked garrison deer antler
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
Provocative milk nowag
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Supple naked garrison deer antler
  09/10/24
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bateful outnumbered volcanic crater degenerate
  09/10/24
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Soggy bull headed messiness mother
  09/10/24
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Federal mind-boggling goal in life filthpig
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
bateful outnumbered volcanic crater degenerate
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Painfully Honest Indirect Expression New Version
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Cerise Curious Abode
  09/10/24
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Supple naked garrison deer antler
  09/10/24
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Flickering mustard dilemma selfie
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
Provocative milk nowag
  09/10/24
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Fragrant stag film dysfunction
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
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Contagious University Toilet Seat
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Contagious University Toilet Seat
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Brass marvelous meetinghouse
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Supple naked garrison deer antler
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
spectacular stage
  11/26/24
1800000
stimulating circlehead
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Supple naked garrison deer antler

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: bateful outnumbered volcanic crater degenerate

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Supple naked garrison deer antler

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: bateful outnumbered volcanic crater degenerate

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Provocative milk nowag

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Provocative milk nowag

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: mint talented psychic

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Provocative milk nowag

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Supple naked garrison deer antler

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Provocative milk nowag

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Supple naked garrison deer antler

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: bateful outnumbered volcanic crater degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Soggy bull headed messiness mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Federal mind-boggling goal in life filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: bateful outnumbered volcanic crater degenerate

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Indirect Expression New Version

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Cerise Curious Abode

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Supple naked garrison deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Flickering mustard dilemma selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Provocative milk nowag

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Fragrant stag film dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Contagious University Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Contagious University Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Brass marvelous meetinghouse

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Supple naked garrison deer antler

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: spectacular stage

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: stimulating circlehead

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2most#49736580)