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Hypo: one million dollars to play defense on one single NFL drive

Assuming your current fitness and football knowledge. To win...
supple stag film party of the first part
  01/21/25
I think some top defenses can play with 10 men and stop some...
bossy fishy garrison
  01/21/25
If you get catastrophically injured your medical bills will ...
supple stag film party of the first part
  01/21/25
that's the best way to frame this hypo. it's like a 10.1 man...
stirring address fat ankles
  01/21/25
Lol no one on this bort is slowing down an nfl wide receiver...
Fragrant insane gunner
  01/21/25
Does the other team know you're a balding lawyer? Can I cal...
deranged useless therapy
  01/21/25
The other team wont have any advance knowledge you're being ...
supple stag film party of the first part
  01/21/25
I'd probably go linebacker and blitz every down, trying to a...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
"get to the qb" lol josh allen just trucked throug...
supple stag film party of the first part
  01/21/25
Sometimes qbs don't see the player coming, and sometimes the...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
fucking Peyton Manning post neck surgery would run your ass ...
Concupiscible quadroon range
  01/21/25
Bro stop projecting your Asian stature onto me. With a full ...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
lol
Concupiscible quadroon range
  01/21/25
Try withstanding a 200 lb lawyer with sneaky speed hurtling ...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
my wife does this several times a week and she’s a to...
Razzle hospital
  01/21/25
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Mustard Mad Cow Disease Digit Ratio
  01/21/25
Laughed hysterically at your first sentence thank you
Fragrant insane gunner
  01/21/25
I think this is the best strategy, maybe you can influence a...
Internet-worthy yarmulke
  01/21/25
Yeah. What other position gives you a real possibility of ma...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
i think the hypo implies you must also be able to play every...
stirring address fat ankles
  01/21/25
If I tried to tackled a running back or get engaged with a l...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
you would evaporate into a fine pink mist if you were within...
stirring address fat ankles
  01/21/25
You're assuming
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
Loled uncontrollably at this ty
Fragrant insane gunner
  01/21/25
*bald autist XO poaster accepting the hypo then getting 3 sa...
magenta boyish space
  01/21/25
1 sack or strip would be your best reasonable hope. But what...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
If you're on the DL a giant person is going to try to hurt y...
Light national security agency
  01/21/25
This, and I am large enough that in pads I am plausibly MLB ...
Awkward cruise ship tank
  01/21/25
middle linebacker. Can't cover wide receivers. OL woul...
Coral trip nursing home new version
  01/21/25
playing lb is way more dangerous than dl because of full spe...
Twisted Abode Idea He Suggested
  01/21/25
At db you would be exposed first play, and they'd keep hamme...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
If a blocker picks you up, just try to run around him or get...
Fragrant insane gunner
  01/21/25
DL is the only one that would work. line up over center and...
Concupiscible quadroon range
  01/21/25
Nah. As soon as the offense sees the nose tackle lying down ...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
Edge rusher. Tackle would still have to block me; they woul...
Bateful Copper Idiot
  01/21/25
Just run really far to right/left and cut back with a swim m...
demanding center really tough guy
  01/21/25
lmao. no they wouldn't. first of all, you're not fast enough...
stirring address fat ankles
  01/21/25
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supple stag film party of the first part
  01/21/25
do i only get the one million dollars or if i end up getting...
Razzle hospital
  01/21/25
no, the hypo ends after the drive, back to your shitty wagec...
supple stag film party of the first part
  01/21/25
say it’s the super bowl and i break a huge, game-chang...
Razzle hospital
  01/21/25
no means no.
supple stag film party of the first part
  01/21/25
will probably just take my talents to the combine in that ca...
Razzle hospital
  01/21/25
Do we get to choose the drive? Ball hawking free safety on a...
demanding center really tough guy
  01/21/25
let's assume the offense is starting at the 25
supple stag film party of the first part
  01/21/25
lmao fuck no I do not take this bet. My life and health are...
cracking hunting ground locus
  01/21/25
(They aren’t)
No Paye No Gain
  02/18/26
im playing shutdown corner across their WR1 and getting a pi...
Dashing Learning Disabled Voyeur
  01/21/25
180
Vivacious turquoise corner
  01/21/25
Someone breathed in Mahomes direction and he got an RTP call...
supple stag film party of the first part
  01/21/25
“I really liked it here.”
Vivacious turquoise corner
  01/21/25
I probably get 2-3 sacks playing tackle, I played against a ...
shivering contagious theatre people who are hurt
  01/21/25
LJL every NFL team can easily score on a 10 man field on the...
apoplectic domesticated heaven feces
  01/21/25
You take your chances that someone else gets a pick or a fum...
Awkward cruise ship tank
  01/21/25
the biggest question here is whether "not having advanc...
stirring address fat ankles
  01/21/25
Speak for yourself obeezy, you gookjew midget I get that ...
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  01/21/25
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shivering contagious theatre people who are hurt
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Fragrant insane gunner
  01/21/25
it would be the same as a 10 man field. so just throw a bald...
stirring address fat ankles
  01/21/25
No way. Only chance would be playing CB covering WR1, which...
appetizing meetinghouse
  01/21/25
CB is perhaps the worst position. they'll notice you're slow...
stirring address fat ankles
  01/21/25
Sure, I'll be CB. Receiver gets 20 yards on me after a few s...
excitant halford
  01/21/25
"why didn't he just ask the train to stop FOR THE PRESI...
stirring address fat ankles
  01/21/25
I read thread titles for hypos and accept or reject on that ...
excitant halford
  01/21/25
I would play defensive end. If they were smart they would ru...
hot mahogany lay partner
  01/21/25
Height? Weight? Cock size?
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
5'11" 220 lbs 6"
hot mahogany lay partner
  01/21/25
You'd get pancaked on the first play, but even before that t...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
candy ride is a twink and if he inflated his height and weig...
stirring address fat ankles
  01/21/25
even if it was flag football and you touching the qb meant s...
stirring address fat ankles
  01/21/25
I played a little ball in high school.
hot mahogany lay partner
  01/21/25
The WR3s and WR4s in the NFL are nothing special. I'd line u...
Passionate Keepsake Machete Regret
  01/21/25
Couldn't they just run screen plays to RBs or TEs and plow t...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
maybe once, if that, our defense would obviously be anticipa...
Passionate Keepsake Machete Regret
  01/21/25
I'd play edge rusher. I think it would be fun to get sacks
Floppy kitchen
  01/21/25
I'd play free safety and just run around trying to avoid get...
Arousing thirsty casino
  01/21/25
I wish I could pay to watch xo posters accept this hypo. It ...
excitant halford
  01/21/25
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cracking hunting ground locus
  01/21/25
Laughing because of all the roughing the passer penalties I ...
Floppy kitchen
  01/21/25
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Fragrant insane gunner
  01/21/25
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vibrant emerald dingle berry
  04/10/25
I would take it if i could replace a weak defensive end or m...
spectacular sanctuary
  01/21/25
I would play a whole quarter as long as my team doesn't have...
disturbing library foreskin
  01/21/25
Can I pull a Last Boy Scout and shoot a guy on the field? Th...
plum tanning salon
  01/21/25
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Awkward cruise ship tank
  01/21/25
The coach knows I'm on the team? Hell yeah, just put me som...
Irradiated business firm
  01/22/25
You just died of commotio cordis and the game is called off....
supple stag film party of the first part
  01/22/25
What kind of plays do you think they're gonna dial up when t...
plum tanning salon
  01/22/25
Probably some runs
Irradiated business firm
  01/22/25
so glad you guys are all working on this instead of practici...
vibrant emerald dingle berry
  04/10/25
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Vivacious turquoise corner
  04/10/25
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modernity
  02/18/26
how is no one saying you play safety in a prevent defense an...
Adventurous Pit Goyim
  04/10/25
Did you play a little ball, my man?
supple stag film party of the first part
  04/10/25
that is not my point, my point is that on most plays that po...
Adventurous Pit Goyim
  04/10/25


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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: supple stag film party of the first part

Assuming your current fitness and football knowledge. To win the bet, your team must prevent the other team scoring on the drive. You are playing on defense and can choose your position. Do you you take this bet and if so what is your plan?

edit: let's assume the offense is starting a normal drive at the 25. assume the clock is not a factor for the offense. assume they dont know about your hypo but are otherwise highly motivated to score as any team should be. they'll be playing normal ball and not going for it on 4th etc just to fuck with you. that being said maybe you get lucky and they make a cowardly punt and you win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573302)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: bossy fishy garrison

I think some top defenses can play with 10 men and stop some of the worst offenses. That’d be the only hope here (I’d be standing in the end zone and running away once the ball is snapped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573305)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: supple stag film party of the first part

If you get catastrophically injured your medical bills will be covered in this hypo, but you are still injured irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573316)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: stirring address fat ankles

that's the best way to frame this hypo. it's like a 10.1 man defense. no one here could compete in D-III football.

put the balding lawyer in as safety, blitz every play, and pray they don't get a pass off. there's a chance i could slow down a WR enough for the corner to catch him like when the kicker gets rolled over by the kick returner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573378)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Fragrant insane gunner

Lol no one on this bort is slowing down an nfl wide receiver are u kidding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48576508)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: deranged useless therapy

Does the other team know you're a balding lawyer? Can I call the defensive plays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573322)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: supple stag film party of the first part

The other team wont have any advance knowledge you're being subbed in but once you're in they can adjust their scheme. You don't get to call the plays, you have to do what coach says and make a good faith effort. He will get mad if you Suck but he can't pull you out in this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573329)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: plum tanning salon

I'd probably go linebacker and blitz every down, trying to avoid any contact with blockers.

My reasoning is that no matter the position I'm going to be a huge weakness, but at least at linebacker, you have a chance to get to the qb unblocked and potentially make a very helpful play. Our coverage and tackling would suffer greatly, but at db, they would quickly see I'm slow as shit and keep taking advantage. As a lineman, I would get pancaked every play and leave a gaping hole every down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573344)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: supple stag film party of the first part

"get to the qb" lol josh allen just trucked through you and now you have three broken ribs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573365)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: plum tanning salon

Sometimes qbs don't see the player coming, and sometimes they get hit in the act of throwing. And I'd also be willing to sacrifice my dignity and wrap around his leg like a toddler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573373)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Concupiscible quadroon range

fucking Peyton Manning post neck surgery would run your ass over you dork. that's why you check commas for a living. even the punters would lay your ass out if you tried to tackle them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573379)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: plum tanning salon

Bro stop projecting your Asian stature onto me. With a full head of steam I could take down Roethlisberger if he didn't see me coming or was in the act of passing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573385)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Concupiscible quadroon range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573398)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: plum tanning salon

Try withstanding a 200 lb lawyer with sneaky speed hurtling recklessly toward you, fueled by rage and depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573401)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Razzle hospital

my wife does this several times a week and she’s a total twink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573410)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Mustard Mad Cow Disease Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574322)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Fragrant insane gunner

Laughed hysterically at your first sentence thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48576515)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Internet-worthy yarmulke

I think this is the best strategy, maybe you can influence a throw or two even if the qb easily avoids you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573370)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: plum tanning salon

Yeah. What other position gives you a real possibility of making a good play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573376)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: stirring address fat ankles

i think the hypo implies you must also be able to play every down in the drive.

100% of the people here are being carted off the field after one play as an LB. are you insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573381)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: plum tanning salon

If I tried to tackled a running back or get engaged with a lineman, then yeah probably. But that's why I say blitz every down and be a total pussy about it, sticking to the outside and just throwing your hands up if that fails.

Any of the other positions have the same risk of injury if you're trying to tackle a running back or tight end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573392)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: stirring address fat ankles

you would evaporate into a fine pink mist if you were within 20 yards of the snap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573404)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: plum tanning salon

You're assuming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573642)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Fragrant insane gunner

Loled uncontrollably at this ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48576523)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: magenta boyish space

*bald autist XO poaster accepting the hypo then getting 3 sacks in a row and blocking a punt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573396)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: plum tanning salon

1 sack or strip would be your best reasonable hope. But what other position gives you a better opportunity and also doesn't allow them to repeatedly exploit you for guaranteed yards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573412)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Light national security agency

If you're on the DL a giant person is going to try to hurt you. No thanks. I'd be burned two steps into any coverage snap so I can't play DB. I think MLB is the best place to hide. I can get in the way of a few square yards of territory on pass plays. If an RB comes through the line I'd turtle and throw myself at his feet, maybe he stutter steps. Counting on the safety to tackle him. Same if an ol gets to the second level, just ball up and try to trip him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573350)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Awkward cruise ship tank

This, and I am large enough that in pads I am plausibly MLB sized (albeit small).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574193)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Coral trip nursing home new version

middle linebacker.

Can't cover wide receivers.

OL would rape everyone but disco fries lining up against them and blow open huge running lanes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573354)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Twisted Abode Idea He Suggested

playing lb is way more dangerous than dl because of full speed hits and having no idea where the ball is going. honestly id just do dback and cross my fingers and hope the ball doesnt come my way or play defensive end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573362)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: plum tanning salon

At db you would be exposed first play, and they'd keep hammering you. At least at linebacker you have enough space to try to do your thing and avoid huge hits. But that's why I said blitz every down as lb (I know op said I can't call plays, but I think coach would agree with my strategy). If a blocker picks you up, just try to run around him or get your arms up so you're at least contributing something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573369)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Fragrant insane gunner

If a blocker picks you up, just try to run around him or get your arms up so you're at least contributing something

Feels like your arm would get snapped off first bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48576531)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible quadroon range

DL is the only one that would work. line up over center and hit the deck as soon as the ball is snapped. hopefully the rest of the def can hold them with 10 guys.

DB you would give up a TD on the first play. Same with LB and/or you would end up in a wheelchair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573374)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: plum tanning salon

Nah. As soon as the offense sees the nose tackle lying down every play, the center can double team another lineman and they'd get 4+ yards a carry

With LB you can also hope the rest of the defense picks u up, but have a non negligible chance of actually contributing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573383)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Bateful Copper Idiot

Edge rusher. Tackle would still have to block me; they would basically be playing 10-on-10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573382)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: demanding center really tough guy

Just run really far to right/left and cut back with a swim move. MLB as spy so QB can’t run through the gap and bam $$$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573386)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: stirring address fat ankles

lmao. no they wouldn't. first of all, you're not fast enough to get to the QB. and if you were, you wouldn't be able to do anything.

remember when the jocks played keep away with your calculator? it would be like that times a million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573393)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: supple stag film party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573650)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Razzle hospital

do i only get the one million dollars or if i end up getting offered a contract can i keep that money too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573384)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: supple stag film party of the first part

no, the hypo ends after the drive, back to your shitty wagecuck life plus or minus a million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573403)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Razzle hospital

say it’s the super bowl and i break a huge, game-changing play; can i at least still get a gatorade deal or something? seems like i’m kind of getting screwed here if not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573407)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: supple stag film party of the first part

no means no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573422)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Razzle hospital

will probably just take my talents to the combine in that case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573618)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: demanding center really tough guy

Do we get to choose the drive? Ball hawking free safety on a two minute drill just call a pick six and $$$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573388)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: supple stag film party of the first part

let's assume the offense is starting at the 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573425)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: cracking hunting ground locus

lmao fuck no I do not take this bet. My life and health are far more valuable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573616)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: No Paye No Gain

(They aren’t)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#49677609)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Dashing Learning Disabled Voyeur

im playing shutdown corner across their WR1 and getting a pick 6, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573697)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Vivacious turquoise corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573736)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: supple stag film party of the first part

Someone breathed in Mahomes direction and he got an RTP call, your pick is called back. Sorry bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573746)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Vivacious turquoise corner

“I really liked it here.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573729)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: shivering contagious theatre people who are hurt

I probably get 2-3 sacks playing tackle, I played against a nfl pro bowl qb in HS and held my own so no problem but i'd be sore afterwards. Team would likely try to sign me on a long term deal

My little brother, whoi was better than, played against ndumagkong suh in college & dominated him, and my dads brother was a ncaa all american 1st team so we have elite football genes, built different,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48573978)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: apoplectic domesticated heaven feces

LJL every NFL team can easily score on a 10 man field on the other side, and that’s what this would be. Nobody on XO would be even slightly relevant on an NFL field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574183)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Awkward cruise ship tank

You take your chances that someone else gets a pick or a fumble or something. If you are plausibly football sized you aren’t doing anything to help, but you can take up space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574204)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: stirring address fat ankles

the biggest question here is whether "not having advance knowledge" they're going to be subbing in a balding xo lolyer is whether they know a balding xo lolyer is on the roster at all. i assume that i'm an unknown but have a plausible nfl pedigree. i'm football sized and reasonably athletic so i could probably pretend to be a safety and pray they don't complete a big pass.

any other position and you'll be exposed as a fraud on the first play and they will adjust accordingly. a football sized person in ok shape might be able to pretend to be a safety and hope they go 3 and out or fumble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574298)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: magenta boyish space

Speak for yourself obeezy, you gookjew midget

I get that we let two inch penis gayboi libtard ethnicels poast here because you’re fun to bully, but this has always been a forum for coke snorting tree trunk necked litigators built like NFL running backs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574213)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: apoplectic domesticated heaven feces



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: shivering contagious theatre people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574413)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Fragrant insane gunner



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: stirring address fat ankles

it would be the same as a 10 man field. so just throw a balding lolyer in as safety and blitz. offenses frequently go 3 and out without completing a pass. or a fumble could be forced. of course the defense would be at a huge disadvantage, but it's not a guarantee that an offense would score 100% of the time against a 10 man defense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574218)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

No way. Only chance would be playing CB covering WR1, which would force the team to use double coverage and maybe get lucky with me as a non-factor. But even the worst offense should be able to capitalize on the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574234)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: stirring address fat ankles

CB is perhaps the worst position. they'll notice you're slow af on the first play. at least as an LB or safety you might by able to move around pretending to be in zone coverage and just hope they never toss the ball your way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574312)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: excitant halford

Sure, I'll be CB. Receiver gets 20 yards on me after a few seconds, wide open catch, and walks to the endzone. That's a drive. Where is my million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574329)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: stirring address fat ankles

"why didn't he just ask the train to stop FOR THE PRESIDENT" level of reading comprehension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574340)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: excitant halford

I read thread titles for hypos and accept or reject on that basis. Not a fan of all the small print.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574540)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: hot mahogany lay partner

I would play defensive end. If they were smart they would run it at me and destroy me. But if they pass they still need to put a blocker on me so I don't hit the QB while I am untouched. From there, I put my faith in God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574406)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: plum tanning salon

Height? Weight? Cock size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574424)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: hot mahogany lay partner

5'11" 220 lbs 6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574431)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: plum tanning salon

You'd get pancaked on the first play, but even before that they'd see the size mismatch and run every play at you. Congrats on the slightly above average cock size tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574490)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: stirring address fat ankles

candy ride is a twink and if he inflated his height and weight this much his cock must be like 3"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574514)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: stirring address fat ankles

even if it was flag football and you touching the qb meant something, there is 0 chance you are getting your hands on QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574440)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: hot mahogany lay partner

I played a little ball in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574734)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Passionate Keepsake Machete Regret

The WR3s and WR4s in the NFL are nothing special. I'd line up across their worst receiver and we'd force them to beat the zone. A safety would hedge on that side and likely stop that fucker, I'd say there's 40% chance that drive would end scoreless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574432)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: plum tanning salon

Couldn't they just run screen plays to RBs or TEs and plow the shit out of you on every play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574511)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Passionate Keepsake Machete Regret

maybe once, if that, our defense would obviously be anticipating that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574763)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Floppy kitchen

I'd play edge rusher. I think it would be fun to get sacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574436)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Arousing thirsty casino

I'd play free safety and just run around trying to avoid getting hit. If I'm position to maybe trip someone I'll take the wrong angle and miss by a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574504)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: excitant halford

I wish I could pay to watch xo posters accept this hypo. It would be the hardest I'd ever laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574554)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: cracking hunting ground locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574657)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Floppy kitchen

Laughing because of all the roughing the passer penalties I would get called on me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574968)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Fragrant insane gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48576572)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: vibrant emerald dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48835608)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary

I would take it if i could replace a weak defensive end or middle linebacker on a team with an otherwise strong defense. If I was put in as a safety or cornerback we’d be toast in a single play.

Do we get a week or two of practice time to learn schemes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574769)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: disturbing library foreskin

I would play a whole quarter as long as my team doesn't have to actually win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48574801)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: plum tanning salon

Can I pull a Last Boy Scout and shoot a guy on the field? That would probably end the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48575308)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Awkward cruise ship tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48576314)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Irradiated business firm

The coach knows I'm on the team? Hell yeah, just put me somewhere in the middle of the O-line and I can survive getting ground up. Let all the good players handle it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48577213)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: supple stag film party of the first part

You just died of commotio cordis and the game is called off. Technically the offense didnt score on the drive, so you win the hypo, but you are dead. Your wife finds comfort in the million dollars and the media attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48577246)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: plum tanning salon

What kind of plays do you think they're gonna dial up when they notice a twink lined up over center?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48577257)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Irradiated business firm

Probably some runs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48577262)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: vibrant emerald dingle berry

so glad you guys are all working on this instead of practicing the drum part in everlong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48835527)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Vivacious turquoise corner

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48835547)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: vibrant emerald dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48835609)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: modernity



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#49677601)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Adventurous Pit Goyim

how is no one saying you play safety in a prevent defense and hang back deep, yes if the wr's burn the rest of your defense you will get smoked and look stupid as the last man but in all other situations you just don't matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48835644)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: supple stag film party of the first part

Did you play a little ball, my man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48835756)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Adventurous Pit Goyim

that is not my point, my point is that on most plays that position just disappears, your job is help over the top and failing to do that still leaves nfl caliber players to cover everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667353&forum_id=2most#48835830)