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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Chartreuse Indian Lodge
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
razzle crotch church
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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Appetizing embarrassed to the bone set
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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Not hygienic
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razzle crotch church
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
chestnut 180 locus yarmulke
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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razzle crotch church
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
chestnut 180 locus yarmulke
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Bright seedy dog poop
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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  07/27/25
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Bright seedy dog poop
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Woah Cr
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  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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demanding fear-inspiring idea he suggested fanboi
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
razzle crotch church
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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Bright seedy dog poop
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
impressive wagecucks
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse Indian Lodge

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: razzle crotch church

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse Indian Lodge

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Bright seedy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Appetizing embarrassed to the bone set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: house-broken stag film

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse Indian Lodge

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Hilarious preventive strike hell

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Bright seedy dog poop



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Shimmering dashing home travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: naked business firm trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: grizzly philosopher-king



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Excitant Electric Furnace



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: marvelous field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Adventurous salmon house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy swashbuckling theater stage psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: wonderful drunken tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: electric pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: arrogant selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: floppy alcoholic fortuitous meteor site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Charismatic deranged location quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Shivering misanthropic parlour dingle berry

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: razzle crotch church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: chestnut 180 locus yarmulke

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse Indian Lodge

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: razzle crotch church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: chestnut 180 locus yarmulke

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Bright seedy dog poop

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Thriller Beta State

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Chartreuse Indian Lodge

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Nubile geriatric bawdyhouse boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: supple stead

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Bright seedy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Titillating Frum Old Irish Cottage Stage

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: wonderful drunken tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Territorial godawful center national security agency

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy swashbuckling theater stage psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Bisexual federal resort

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: wonderful drunken tanning salon

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse Indian Lodge

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: razzle crotch church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: demanding fear-inspiring idea he suggested fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: razzle crotch church

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Emerald Vivacious Marketing Idea

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Bright seedy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: fighting at-the-ready tattoo

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: impressive wagecucks

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Red garrison

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2most#49134975)