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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
lascivious bossy property
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Sepia University Dingle Berry
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
boyish fat ankles candlestick maker
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
light deranged school cafeteria codepig
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Indigo location psychic
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Hyperactive Impressive Stock Car Organic Girlfriend
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Lemon antidepressant drug
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Sepia University Dingle Berry
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
lascivious bossy property
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Trip Coldplay Fan
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Zippy Striped Hyena
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
lascivious bossy property
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
free-loading beady-eyed blood rage puppy
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
lascivious bossy property
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
razzmatazz emerald chad
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
lascivious bossy property
  08/29/25
no
razzmatazz emerald chad
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Slap-happy plaza
  08/29/25
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  08/28/25
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Slap-happy plaza
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Maroon histrionic point
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Stimulating ape
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Aromatic step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Stimulating ape
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Odious green voyeur office
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Swashbuckling poppy brunch laser beams
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
boyish fat ankles candlestick maker
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
lascivious bossy property
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
boyish fat ankles candlestick maker
  08/28/25
wow
Hyperactive Impressive Stock Car Organic Girlfriend
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
Shimmering Hateful Institution
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Maize 180 Address
  08/29/25
...
lascivious bossy property
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
lascivious bossy property
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Topaz crawly casino
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
dun cruise ship
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: lascivious bossy property

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Sepia University Dingle Berry

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: boyish fat ankles candlestick maker

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: light deranged school cafeteria codepig

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Indigo location psychic

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive Impressive Stock Car Organic Girlfriend

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Lemon antidepressant drug

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Sepia University Dingle Berry

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: lascivious bossy property

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Trip Coldplay Fan

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Zippy Striped Hyena

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: lascivious bossy property

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: free-loading beady-eyed blood rage puppy

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: lascivious bossy property

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz emerald chad

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: lascivious bossy property

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz emerald chad

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Slap-happy plaza

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz emerald chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Slap-happy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Maroon histrionic point

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Stimulating ape

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic step-uncle's house

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Stimulating ape

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Odious green voyeur office

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling poppy brunch laser beams

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: boyish fat ankles candlestick maker

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: lascivious bossy property

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: boyish fat ankles candlestick maker

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Hyperactive Impressive Stock Car Organic Girlfriend

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Shimmering Hateful Institution

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Maize 180 Address

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: lascivious bossy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: lascivious bossy property

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Topaz crawly casino

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: dun cruise ship

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#50102080)