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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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mauve national
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Arrogant useless brakes immigrant
  08/28/25
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mauve national
  08/28/25
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electric canary locus
  08/28/25
that's it?
transparent theater stage reading party
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
mauve national
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
trip school patrolman
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
transparent theater stage reading party
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Fishy Voyeur Jewess
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Fishy Voyeur Jewess
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Fishy Voyeur Jewess
  09/12/25
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Fishy Voyeur Jewess
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria
  08/28/25
Happy?
bateful jade legend ceo
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
electric canary locus
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
electric canary locus
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
shaky iridescent theater
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
hideous insecure psychic
  08/28/25
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Cheese-eating Heaven
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Self-absorbed chartreuse bawdyhouse karate
  08/29/25
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Frozen fear-inspiring public bath
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Stimulating lemon step-uncle's house people who are hurt
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
pearly provocative cruise ship son of senegal
  08/29/25
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Cheese-eating Heaven
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
anal opaque coffee pot liquid oxygen
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
pearly provocative cruise ship son of senegal
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Fishy Voyeur Jewess
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Rambunctious Stead
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Stimulating lemon step-uncle's house people who are hurt
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Lilac dashing multi-billionaire puppy
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Duck-like gaming laptop
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
electric canary locus
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
pearly provocative cruise ship son of senegal
  09/01/25
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Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
pearly provocative cruise ship son of senegal
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  09/01/25
Lolololol
bateful jade legend ceo
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria
  09/01/25
?
Fishy Voyeur Jewess
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
misunderstood lay water buffalo
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Fishy Voyeur Jewess
  09/12/25
Yes
Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Fishy Voyeur Jewess
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Fishy Voyeur Jewess
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
mauve national
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: mauve national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Arrogant useless brakes immigrant

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: mauve national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: electric canary locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: transparent theater stage reading party

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: mauve national

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: trip school patrolman

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: transparent theater stage reading party

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Fishy Voyeur Jewess

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Fishy Voyeur Jewess

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Fishy Voyeur Jewess

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Fishy Voyeur Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: bateful jade legend ceo

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: electric canary locus

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: electric canary locus

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: shaky iridescent theater

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: hideous insecure psychic

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Self-absorbed chartreuse bawdyhouse karate

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Frozen fear-inspiring public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Stimulating lemon step-uncle's house people who are hurt

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: pearly provocative cruise ship son of senegal

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: anal opaque coffee pot liquid oxygen

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: pearly provocative cruise ship son of senegal

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Fishy Voyeur Jewess

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious Stead

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Stimulating lemon step-uncle's house people who are hurt

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Lilac dashing multi-billionaire puppy

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Duck-like gaming laptop

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: electric canary locus

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: pearly provocative cruise ship son of senegal

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: pearly provocative cruise ship son of senegal

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: bateful jade legend ceo

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Fishy Voyeur Jewess

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: misunderstood lay water buffalo

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful Balding Sound Barrier School Cafeteria

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Fishy Voyeur Jewess

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Drab Diverse Half-breed Idea He Suggested

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Fishy Voyeur Jewess

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Fishy Voyeur Jewess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: mauve national

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259839)