In retrospect I probably gave some girl the worst date of her life last year
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Date: May 10th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)
Right before I started dating my 180 Persian GF I was going on a couple dates and I had a few kooky adventures but probably the kookiest was that I met this girl who had done HUG so seemed prestigious but was definitely autistic as hell and frigid in person (she had movie pass and watched 2 or 3 movies a week in a year).
I got hammered and complained about my divorce etc. and eventually I think she faked a phone call from a friend to get out of there.
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Date: May 10th, 2026 10:25 AM Author: gibberish (?)
When I was 19 I went on this blind date with a 19 year old single mom. I had no idea what I was doing and it was slightly a pity thing that my friends girlfriend guilted me into. The chick was insanely gorgeous which didn't hurt. I figured she didn't get out much and wouldn't respond well to me trying to manhandle her right off the bat so I planned a real date like I thought women liked. I took her to a nice restaurant and we saw Casablanca at on old movie theater. I gave her a kiss at the end of the night and kind of wrote her off.
My buddy's girlfriend called me the next morning furious. I guess I was supposed to basically rape the girl. I answered the phone at 8:00 to you are a fucking idiot. Apparently the entire setup was because I was a sure thing and the mom needed to get laid bad. She got a babysitter and had her bed all setup. Lol whoops
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