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Corp lawyers, how does it feel wasting life doing paperwork that doesnt matter?
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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: Hideous Autistic Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063088) |
Date: August 12th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: idiotic dead box office it's way better than having a client call up and say like "hey remember that agreement we signed last year? something came up, can you pull it out and look this up" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063093) |
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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:18 AM Author: topaz spot Much of "work" is to be able to afford to go out to eat and go on vacations. The work itself is meaningless and dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063177) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Hideous Autistic Station (travel shrew) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065424) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Bipolar Brethren i've resigned myself to this as well. i made my choice, it's completely devoid of any meaning, but i am enjoying the lifestyle. it's also getting easier as I move up and my skills become more valuable. i have pretty much given up on making equity partner.
my goal now is to steer my kid into something else. i have been drilling in her since she was young that she is required to open a cafe / art gallery that I can chill at in my old age |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: Hideous Autistic Station 180, i like your plan for your kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065699) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: white stag film windowlicker Corporate biglaw is 1,000,000x better than some shit back office job at a mega corp. You have no clue how bad it can be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065466) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: Stirring Frum Generalized Bond Dysfunction its a top 36% job for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065468) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: Iridescent hateful theater stage Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065484) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: white stag film windowlicker Shit pay, glacial advancement, dull colleagues, second class status / thankless job, get pigeonholed, need I go on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065535) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Iridescent hateful theater stage Sounds bleak. How dull are the colleagues, though? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065650) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Mildly autistic razzle-dazzle public bath I was at a lunch cafe near some state and city govt buildings recently and there was a table of 3 obese women talking about work drama and it somehow shifted to the Philippines and someone sending money and one boomer lady said "don't we still own that place?" "no" "i thought it was a territory still" "no it's a country they have their own presidents and politicians" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066176) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: Galvanic kitty Hello Obese Woman Madam Sir! Welcome to Jolibees, wld you like to try 58 Chicken Joy Burgers Madam Sir? Thank u Madam Sir Sir!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066179) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Bipolar Brethren yeah but there's way moar hot chicks walking around though amirite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066110) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: Cracking bearded school cafeteria Matters that don't matter tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065467) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Soul-stirring bright athletic conference new version pays ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065481) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Bipolar Brethren on an hourly basis and have you factored your personal job-related medical expenses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065601) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Soul-stirring bright athletic conference new version yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065792) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: dashing nubile casino i appreciate op’s specification of “corporate” lawyers, implying that jewishly bickering with other abrasive people is a trade that “matters.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065558) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: Hideous Autistic Station Litigators aren't even people, so I didn't bother mentioning them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065700) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Brilliant alpha This poast could have been mine until I experienced the full human centipede version of everything else this chaotic yet somehow dull profession has to offer.
There is a reason white shoe firms did corporate and nothing else. It can be interesting intellectually, the work can be learned, it addresses business directly and you get to work with business people.
Corporate litigation (outside a few specific niches) and corporate compliance and all the other swamplands are absolutely TTT and unworthy of consideration. |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: white stag film windowlicker 100%. If you can get into a corporate practice that deals with commercially relevant items and be a partner of the business it can imo be a cool gig and afford you the ability to work with smart cool people. Also can set you up for interesting in-house legal jobs or blended commercial / legal roles. If you are doing litigation or get into a pure compliance (read: cost center / annoying BS role) you will be in the case of litigation pigeonholed and work with insufferable lawyer types or in the case of compliance deal with dull back office gargoyle types. Also regarding the latter compliance type roles at large enterprises are totally thankless jobs and you are viewed as a cost and drag on the business. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066050) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Galvanic kitty as if litigators are some alpha ppl doing actual COURTROOM DEBATING?
rofl, all law is bullshit. corporate actually seems better than dealing with litigation bullshit, which is literally retarded garbage that makes little sense |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Bipolar Brethren aren't you a litigatttor? youre posting makes so much more sense now
also, "retarded garbage that makes little sense" is the name of your debut rap album |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Galvanic kitty i shld have done corporate, i was so naive and stupid, but it all worked out i guess, think its veddy hard to go solo as corporate unless u doing like tax or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066172) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: white stag film windowlicker Litigation is Hebraic, corporate is goy-coded. Litigation is a bunch of you know whos trying to poke each other in the eye on Talmudic bs while corporate is a bunch of chill bros working constructively to get a deal done. You should’ve gone for corporate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066148) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Galvanic kitty both of them are jewish u furking kike. everything is jewish even christian law is kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5892329&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066173) |