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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
emerald love of her life haunted graveyard
  08/14/26
Lol
flesh wonderful property
  08/14/26
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Khaki people who are hurt library
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
emerald love of her life haunted graveyard
  08/14/26
cq
Buck-toothed Ratface Jewess
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
spectacular seedy fanboi
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
emerald love of her life haunted graveyard
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
Federal French Chef
  08/16/26
180 political ad
Insane deranged box office
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
Khaki people who are hurt library
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
Pungent Henna University Mediation
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
ungodly bat-shit-crazy cumskin
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
marvelous stubborn pocket flask sweet tailpipe
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
emerald love of her life haunted graveyard
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
Insane deranged box office
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
fiercely-loyal parlour
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
Irate patrolman lodge
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
emerald love of her life haunted graveyard
  08/16/26
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Aromatic Rambunctious Public Bath
  08/16/26
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Lilac zippy heaven degenerate
  08/16/26
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Motley native
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
mildly autistic kitchen community account
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
Vibrant locus
  08/16/26
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self-centered blue hairy legs
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
Glittery ruddy range
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
Vibrant locus
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
Glittery ruddy range
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
At-the-ready antidepressant drug
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
Glittery ruddy range
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
Aromatic Rambunctious Public Bath
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
flesh wonderful property
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
spectacular seedy fanboi
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: emerald love of her life haunted graveyard

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: flesh wonderful property

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Khaki people who are hurt library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073147)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: emerald love of her life haunted graveyard

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Ratface Jewess

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: spectacular seedy fanboi

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: emerald love of her life haunted graveyard

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Federal French Chef

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Insane deranged box office

180 political ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Khaki people who are hurt library

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Pungent Henna University Mediation

Very Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: ungodly bat-shit-crazy cumskin

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn pocket flask sweet tailpipe

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: emerald love of her life haunted graveyard

Sup, Ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Insane deranged box office

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlour

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Irate patrolman lodge

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: emerald love of her life haunted graveyard

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Aromatic Rambunctious Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Lilac zippy heaven degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Motley native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071252)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: mildly autistic kitchen community account

I’m voting for him even harder now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Vibrant locus

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: self-centered blue hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071121)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Glittery ruddy range

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Vibrant locus

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Glittery ruddy range

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: At-the-ready antidepressant drug

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Glittery ruddy range

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Rambunctious Public Bath

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: flesh wonderful property

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: spectacular seedy fanboi

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073136)