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Falcons defensive coordinator's son was prank call of Sanders

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/44888588/son-falcons-coo...
rusted marvelous candlestick maker stead
  04/27/25
But enough about Shedeur!
nofapping mentally impaired prole
  04/28/25
Based on the thread title, I'm forced to ask if you are ESL.
Fighting dopamine haunted graveyard
  04/28/25
what mechanisms would they use to “throw the book&rdqu...
Histrionic sable elastic band chapel
  04/27/25
Dock his dad $15,000 for failing to protect private informat...
rusted marvelous candlestick maker stead
  04/27/25
lmao. football is too self-serious now.
primrose range
  04/27/25
Something just bothers me about this rich SEC kid who never ...
rusted marvelous candlestick maker stead
  04/27/25
If you go back to Asia there will be women of your own kind ...
magenta fear-inspiring site
  04/27/25
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coral embarrassed to the bone plaza
  04/27/25
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mint gay wizard black woman
  04/28/25
Wow.
Poppy field
  04/28/25
lol
Comical twinkling coldplay fan pistol
  04/28/25
they both seem like enormous fags tbh
primrose range
  04/27/25
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Frisky mental disorder
  04/27/25
lol wth he was getting millions already and this was 100% ...
blue lettuce
  04/28/25
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and are jewishl...
gaped aphrodisiac organic girlfriend
  04/28/25
I visited my mother’s house quite often in the Autumn...
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  04/27/25
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Vigorous Tripping Lodge Corn Cake
  04/27/25
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mint gay wizard black woman
  04/28/25
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Spectacular Heaven Private Investor
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Flatulent awkward national security agency rigor
  04/28/25
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motley bull headed gas station
  04/28/25
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Dashing goal in life
  04/28/25
Just a little harmless fun. He put out a statement, apologiz...
Hot Factory Reset Button
  04/27/25
Why would he even admit this. Seems like it would be tough t...
Talented fluffy windowlicker nibblets
  04/27/25
obviously he called from his real phone lmao
primrose range
  04/27/25
His friend released a video of the prank call and he was in ...
Hot Factory Reset Button
  04/27/25
One wrong move.
Submissive persian business firm
  04/28/25
i dont like Sanders at all, but that call was pretty cruel
Elite parlour
  04/27/25
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Frisky mental disorder
  04/27/25
fuck him and fuck you too
Lilac Sanctuary
  04/28/25
Wait kid has AZN mom??? This changes everything
Dashing goal in life
  04/27/25
suddenly this story took on a new, interesting dimension
Razzle domesticated reading party
  04/27/25
https://image-cdn.essentiallysports.com/wp-content/uploads/U...
Dashing goal in life
  04/27/25
So much going on in that photo. The dad bowing before the...
drab headpube
  04/27/25
That’s his sister who seems to have deleted her instag...
Dashing goal in life
  04/27/25
5'9 161 ouch...
Lilac Sanctuary
  04/28/25
Update: RIP 😢 https://x.com/gafollowers/status/208297...
N904PD
  07/31/26
Shadeur pops out of morgue SIKE!
state your IQ before I engage you further
  07/31/26
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N904PD
  07/31/26
It's just a prank, bro!
Stirring Red Stage Personal Credit Line
  04/27/25
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lavender pea-brained dysfunction
  04/27/25
Having half asian kids is a curse I wouldn't wish on anyone
coral embarrassed to the bone plaza
  04/27/25
It was a 180 prank call, and I am happy to see kids these da...
Poppy field
  04/28/25
the people upset about the meanness of the prank sound like ...
blue lettuce
  04/28/25
what's the backstory? i've heard shedeur is a pretty arrogan...
mint gay wizard black woman
  04/28/25
it's 100% on his and his dad's hubris and antics the past fe...
blue lettuce
  04/28/25
sure but it's still pretty mean. he was predicted to go in t...
mint gay wizard black woman
  04/28/25
And they’re so stupid they film themselves doing it an...
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  04/28/25


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Date: April 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: rusted marvelous candlestick maker stead

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/44888588/son-falcons-coordinator-ulbrich-admits-sanders-prank

I dunno why but i feel like they should throw the book at this kid.

Just an entitled asshole that needs to get knocked down 5 pegs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885766)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: nofapping mentally impaired prole

But enough about Shedeur!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886961)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Fighting dopamine haunted graveyard

Based on the thread title, I'm forced to ask if you are ESL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48887187)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Histrionic sable elastic band chapel

what mechanisms would they use to “throw the book” at this kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885769)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: rusted marvelous candlestick maker stead

Dock his dad $15,000 for failing to protect private information and wait for it to trickle down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885787)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: primrose range

lmao. football is too self-serious now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885791)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: rusted marvelous candlestick maker stead

Something just bothers me about this rich SEC kid who never put himself out there clowning on this kid who was actually trying, and tricking him because you think its funny to pour salt in the wound as all his dreams are crashing down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885800)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: magenta fear-inspiring site

If you go back to Asia there will be women of your own kind who are willing to have sex with you dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885804)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: coral embarrassed to the bone plaza



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Date: April 28th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: mint gay wizard black woman



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Date: April 28th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Poppy field

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886806)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Comical twinkling coldplay fan pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48887321)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: primrose range

they both seem like enormous fags tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885805)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Frisky mental disorder



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Date: April 28th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: blue lettuce

lol wth

he was getting millions already and this was 100% caused by his and his dad's arrogance and entitlement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886942)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: gaped aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and are jewishly asking dumb questions that you already know the answer to you annoying fuckface. let me guess you were here all weekend spamming TDS twitter links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886786)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: magenta fear-inspiring site

I visited my mother’s house quite often in the Autumn. To my extreme rage, I discovered that my sister now had a boyfriend, and that she had lost her virginity. She had casually “dated” boys in the past, but never to the serious extent that she did with this one. This one was a half White, half Mexican named Samuel, and I immediately took an intense disliking to him when I was first introduced to him. He seemed like the typical obnoxious slob that most young girls are sexually attracted to. Georgia invited him to my mother’s house all the time, and it angered me to watch him lurking about, eating my mother’s food and drinks, and making use of my mother’s house. He was freeloading off my mother, and she didn’t even realize it.

I eventually grew to hate him after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885777)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Vigorous Tripping Lodge Corn Cake



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Date: April 28th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: mint gay wizard black woman



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Date: April 28th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Spectacular Heaven Private Investor



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Date: April 28th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Flatulent awkward national security agency rigor



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Date: April 28th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: motley bull headed gas station



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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Dashing goal in life



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Hot Factory Reset Button

Just a little harmless fun. He put out a statement, apologized over the phone directly, and his dad’s organization also apologized. What more do you want faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885802)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Talented fluffy windowlicker nibblets

Why would he even admit this. Seems like it would be tough to get caught unless he was dumb enough to call from his real phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885836)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: primrose range

obviously he called from his real phone lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885843)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Hot Factory Reset Button

His friend released a video of the prank call and he was in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885877)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Submissive persian business firm

One wrong move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886957)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Elite parlour

i dont like Sanders at all, but that call was pretty cruel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48885880)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Frisky mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886159)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Lilac Sanctuary

fuck him and fuck you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48887103)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Dashing goal in life

Wait kid has AZN mom??? This changes everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886046)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Razzle domesticated reading party

suddenly this story took on a new, interesting dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886049)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Dashing goal in life

https://image-cdn.essentiallysports.com/wp-content/uploads/Untitled-design-2024-09-19T145830.128.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886052)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: drab headpube

So much going on in that photo.

The dad bowing before the Azngirl.

Worshipping the Hapa kid who would go on to embarrass him.

The bored, disdainful looking Azngirl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886068)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Dashing goal in life

That’s his sister who seems to have deleted her instagram - sad!

If Kenny had a son he would be Jax

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1916497054907486248

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886071)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Lilac Sanctuary

5'9 161 ouch...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48887107)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: N904PD

Update: RIP 😢

https://x.com/gafollowers/status/2082973432350638397

BREAKING: Atlanta Falcons defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich wife Cristina, has recently passed.

They had 3 kids including two sons, Jax and Jace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50037046)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

Shadeur pops out of morgue

SIKE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50037132)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: N904PD



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Date: April 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Stirring Red Stage Personal Credit Line

It's just a prank, bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886179)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained dysfunction



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Date: April 27th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: coral embarrassed to the bone plaza

Having half asian kids is a curse I wouldn't wish on anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886276)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Poppy field

It was a 180 prank call, and I am happy to see kids these days still do prank calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48886805)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: blue lettuce

the people upset about the meanness of the prank sound like they have no idea re the backstory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48887122)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: mint gay wizard black woman

what's the backstory? i've heard shedeur is a pretty arrogant and entitled guy so does some people feel the meanness is justified?

it's a pretty mean-spirited prank but i'm not clutching my pearls about a wealthy athlete's son and now nfl quarterback's feelings getting hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48887370)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: blue lettuce

it's 100% on his and his dad's hubris and antics the past few months

and he's already been paid millions and had the media fawning over him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48887466)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: mint gay wizard black woman

sure but it's still pretty mean. he was predicted to go in the first round and pranking him to rub it in on day 2 is pretty mean.

his star falling is likely the result of that hubris and salting the wound is pretty mean-spirted. plus even the experts thought he was a top prospect so it's not like it was pure media hype that he was stupid to get excited about.

anyway i'm not crying that the a wealthy guy getting drafted into the NFL got pranked on draft day, but i don't think the prank was justified just because the sanderses are arrogant. most professional athletes are, especially 22 year olds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48888105)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Fuchsia Kitchen Legal Warrant

And they’re so stupid they film themselves doing it and upload the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717258&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48887395)