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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
low-t den
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Red fiercely-loyal double fault
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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The minds are not matched
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  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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Shimmering patrolman
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Multi-colored Sexy Tattoo Mexican
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Multi-colored Sexy Tattoo Mexican
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
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Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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shots fired
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lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
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  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
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  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Vigorous garnet round eye
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
bossy box office boistinker
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
fear-inspiring university lettuce
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Red fiercely-loyal double fault
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
mind-boggling hairy legs
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Flatulent base fanboi
  04/06/22
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and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
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  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: low-t den

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Red fiercely-loyal double fault

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Lascivious blue chad

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Sinister shivering piazza azn



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Red fiercely-loyal double fault

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: shaky heady point alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like mewling gay wizard



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: exciting feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: nighttime cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Slimy histrionic dog poop principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: turquoise liquid oxygen

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sexy Tattoo Mexican

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Shimmering patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sexy Tattoo Mexican

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sexy Tattoo Mexican

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Emerald Boyish Generalized Bond

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: mustard cerebral hunting ground affirmative action

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Brass Lodge

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz tank stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Chestnut set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Glittery Rehab

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia Police Squad

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Flatulent base fanboi

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Vigorous garnet round eye

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: bossy box office boistinker

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring university lettuce

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Red fiercely-loyal double fault

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling hairy legs

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Flatulent base fanboi

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: hairraiser corner degenerate

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Red fiercely-loyal double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: glassy cheese-eating knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Carmine black woman cruise ship



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Frozen foreskin school

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone buff crackhouse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Saffron hospital new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Onyx goal in life mother

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Saffron hospital new version

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Onyx goal in life mother

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50114491)