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Awkward parlour
  08/29/26
!!!
chocolate sticky plaza idiot
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;-)
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bald faggot
Indigo Cruise Ship
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Aggressive kink-friendly fanboi rigor
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Awkward parlour
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"Sauvignon blanc and French fries for me thanks. Just F...
chartreuse nibblets property
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"And a ribeye for the dog"
chocolate sticky plaza idiot
  08/29/26
Lmao, one of my grandmas was the rich WASP eccentric type wh...
Awkward parlour
  08/29/26
πŸ˜‹
chocolate sticky plaza idiot
  08/29/26
^^^this, unironically 🐢
Awkward parlour
  08/29/26
Demurely pouring a cold bottle of VOSS into a metal bowl, sc...
chartreuse nibblets property
  08/29/26
“I understand and wish to continue.” πŸ₯°
Awkward parlour
  08/29/26
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awkward parlour
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Mildly autistic hyperactive theater stage patrolman
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(sophisticated palate cleanser girth) πŸ™
Awkward parlour
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Awkward parlour
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Kinda want to write this erotica story now ngl
chartreuse nibblets property
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The most prestigious creative writing inspiration discussion...
Awkward parlour
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Update? πŸ˜‹
Awkward parlour
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Heather allowed her heel to dangle off the toe of her right ...
chartreuse nibblets property
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*Subscribes to your patreon on autopay for the rest of time ...
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Jayden swallowed, his eyes dropping instinctively beneath th...
chartreuse nibblets property
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This is giving me gorgeously Proustian flashbacks to the tim...
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Awkward parlour
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I arouse myself.
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The most prestigious intellectually? arousing discussion boa...
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I got lazy and just started watching porn of rich bitchy MIL...
lfo
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Dare I say… Tp(s)?
Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp
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>young hung studs Too many poasters to count who fit t...
Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DczpuQIges3/
lfo
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FML, I don’t have an Instagram so I can’t watch ...
Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp
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lfo
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Tyty πŸ₯°
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Awkward parlour



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: chocolate sticky plaza idiot

!!!

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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Awkward parlour

;-)

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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Indigo Cruise Ship

bald faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102349)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Awkward parlour

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102354)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: chocolate sticky plaza idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102378)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Awkward parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102381)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Aggressive kink-friendly fanboi rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102353)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Awkward parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102355)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: chartreuse nibblets property

"Sauvignon blanc and French fries for me thanks. Just French fries for him"--she plays with the hair at the nape of your neck--"he's gotta stay focused tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102377)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: chocolate sticky plaza idiot

"And a ribeye for the dog"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102380)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Awkward parlour

Lmao, one of my grandmas was the rich WASP eccentric type who would get red meat centered entrees to go just for their dogs when going out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102384)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: chocolate sticky plaza idiot

πŸ˜‹

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102387)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Awkward parlour

^^^this, unironically 🐢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102388)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: chartreuse nibblets property

Demurely pouring a cold bottle of VOSS into a metal bowl, scruffing him behind the ears.

"Aw, jealous?" she teases, raising her perfectly manicured fingernails to your scalp and gently, but firmly, raking them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102496)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Awkward parlour

“I understand and wish to continue.” πŸ₯°

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102499)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Awkward parlour

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102382)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hyperactive theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102486)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Awkward parlour

(sophisticated palate cleanser girth) πŸ™

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102488)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Awkward parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102612)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: chartreuse nibblets property

Kinda want to write this erotica story now ngl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50102653)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Awkward parlour

The most prestigious creative writing inspiration discussion board in the world!

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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Awkward parlour

Update? πŸ˜‹

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103934)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: chartreuse nibblets property

Heather allowed her heel to dangle off the toe of her right foot, bobbing slightly as her calf perched across her left knee gave it that rhythmic pace, the glint of the bright crimson sole entrancing Jayden when he should have been looking at his menu. But he couldn't, and he just stared.

It's not polite to stare, of course, but a small smile creased her lip as she watched him. She could break the trance by stopping the flick of her angle, but she didn't, and she wouldn't, for now. She tugged lightly at the pearls at her neck, then beckoned a nearby waiter.

"Sauvignon blanc and French fries for me," she intoned, snapping Jayden out of his trance for a moment, then added, "and just French fries for him, too. Some ketchup, too."

The waiter bowed wordlessly, in some awe, and trotted away. Heather glanced back at Jayden, lowering her gaze as she kept that bemused smile across her lips.

"Why do you keep staring at my feet?" she asked, knowing the answer, but asking with a mix of playfulness and intensity that made Jayden hesitant to answer, as if trying to process what type of answer to give.

"Why do you keep starting at my feet?" she asked again, with more of a whisper, and now her foot had slipped from its slipper as she slide it under the table between his thighs. "Tell me," she ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104044)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Awkward parlour

*Subscribes to your patreon on autopay for the rest of time on the sheer strength of this Poast alone* ☺️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104116)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: chartreuse nibblets property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105109)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Awkward parlour



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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:20 AM
Author: Awkward parlour



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Date: August 31st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Awkward parlour



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Date: September 1st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: chartreuse nibblets property

Jayden swallowed, his eyes dropping instinctively beneath the table before he caught himself and looked back at her.

Heather noticed.

"That," she said softly, deliberately, "that is exactly what I mean."

He opened his mouth, but whatever answer he had assembled seemed to vanish under her scrutiny. Heather leaned back against the banquette, entirely at ease, one hand resting against the pearls at her throat. Her stockinged foot remained where she had placed it, not moving now. The stillness somehow made it worse.

"I-- I liked your shoes," he finally, barely, managed.

"The shoes."

He nodded wordlessly. But her tone was one of disbelief, if bemused detachment.

Heather glanced down toward the abandoned crimson-soled heel beside her chair, as though considering this explanation for a moment.

"They are nice shoes," she conceded. "They're worth more than your rent this month. But you weren't looking at the shoes."

He averted his gaze as he turned flush. Her smile widened only slightly. She enjoyed the precision of her ability to make him uncomfortable.

The waiter returned with the wine and two plates of fries, setting them down quietly and retreating. He noticed nothing under the linen tablecloth.

She picked up a fry.

"Ketchup," she said.

Jayden stared at her.

"The waiter brought it for a reason."

He reached for the little silver dish and slid it toward her.

Heather shook her head.

"No. For you."

He hesitated, then obeyed, dipping one fry into the ketchup.

"Good," she said.

The word was quiet and almost absent-minded, but it stopped him before he could take a bite.

Heather lifted her wineglass and studied him over its rim.

"You're very easy to distract, Jayden. You're going to need to learn to focus."

"I'm-- I'm trying."

"I know."

She took a measured sip.

Beneath the table, she slowly withdrew her foot, letting the distance return between them. Jayden appeared almost relieved until she slipped it neatly back into her heel and resumed that maddening little rhythm: the shoe hanging from her toes, crimson sole flashing with every lazy movement.

Heather picked up another fry.

"Now," she said, sliding it against her lips, "you may stare at something else for a while," then bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50108459)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Awkward parlour

This is giving me gorgeously Proustian flashbacks to the time I read 2 random books off a bookshelf in a Hawaiian hotel on a family vacation circa 2007: James Patterson and Danielle Steele

So what I’m getting at is, were you a ghostwriter in another life? πŸ˜‡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50108471)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: chartreuse nibblets property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50109865)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: Awkward parlour



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Date: September 6th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Awkward parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50118534)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Awkward parlour



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: Awkward parlour



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: chartreuse nibblets property



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Awkward parlour



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Awkward parlour



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: chartreuse nibblets property

I arouse myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50111812)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Awkward parlour

The most prestigious intellectually? arousing discussion board in the world!

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Date: September 3rd, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Awkward parlour



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Date: September 8th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: lfo



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Date: September 8th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50123310)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp



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Date: September 11th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: September 11th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp



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Date: September 11th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: lfo

I got lazy and just started watching porn of rich bitchy MILFs seducing young hung studs tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50130319)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp

Dare I say…

Tp(s)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50130467)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp

>young hung studs

Too many poasters to count who fit this description IMO/IME πŸ˜‹

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50130801)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: lfo

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DczpuQIges3/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50131771)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp

FML, I don’t have an Instagram so I can’t watch 😭

(Your content CURATION never disappoints so I was unironically looking forward to watching it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50131790)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: lfo

https://www.instagram.com/p/DPeY1U1jR_E/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50132565)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp

Tyty πŸ₯°

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50132574)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: The FIRE DAN LANNING JUGGERNAUT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50131791)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50131797)