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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
razzle-dazzle immigrant
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
submissive filthpig
  04/18/25
Cr.
Electric theater stage
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Bisexual Ticket Booth
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
hyperactive transparent party of the first part affirmative action
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
deranged public bath
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
vengeful black woman generalized bond
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Arousing Stag Film Prole
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Arousing Stag Film Prole
  04/18/25
...
Beady-eyed sound barrier lay
  04/18/25
...
fuchsia multi-colored fortuitous meteor
  08/17/26
...
misunderstood trip stage
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Jade cuckold
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
180 milky striped hyena address
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
180 milky striped hyena address
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Beady-eyed sound barrier lay
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
180 milky striped hyena address
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
180 milky striped hyena address
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
misanthropic pistol philosopher-king
  04/18/25
jfc goys
180 milky striped hyena address
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Beady-eyed sound barrier lay
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Exhilarant Sick Locale Place Of Business
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Beady-eyed sound barrier lay
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Exhilarant Sick Locale Place Of Business
  04/18/25
...
Narrow-minded Talking Ape Mad Cow Disease
  08/17/26
...
Narrow-minded Talking Ape Mad Cow Disease
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Orchid forum bbw
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Orchid forum bbw
  04/18/25
...
Brass Bull Headed Corn Cake
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
180 milky striped hyena address
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/18/25
...
misunderstood trip stage
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Odious rehab
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Exhilarant Sick Locale Place Of Business
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
submissive filthpig
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  08/17/26
...
Narrow-minded Talking Ape Mad Cow Disease
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Arousing Stag Film Prole
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Arousing Stag Film Prole
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Arousing Stag Film Prole
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
house-broken lemon boiling water hospital
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
house-broken lemon boiling water hospital
  08/17/26
...
bonkers peach institution elastic band
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Orchid forum bbw
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Orchid forum bbw
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Bisexual Ticket Booth
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle immigrant

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: submissive filthpig

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Electric theater stage

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Bisexual Ticket Booth

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: hyperactive transparent party of the first part affirmative action

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: deranged public bath

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: vengeful black woman generalized bond

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Arousing Stag Film Prole

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Arousing Stag Film Prole

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sound barrier lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: fuchsia multi-colored fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: misunderstood trip stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Jade cuckold

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: 180 milky striped hyena address

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: 180 milky striped hyena address

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sound barrier lay

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: 180 milky striped hyena address

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: 180 milky striped hyena address

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: misanthropic pistol philosopher-king

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: 180 milky striped hyena address

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sound barrier lay

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sick Locale Place Of Business

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sound barrier lay

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sick Locale Place Of Business

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Talking Ape Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Talking Ape Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Orchid forum bbw

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Orchid forum bbw

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Brass Bull Headed Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: 180 milky striped hyena address

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: misunderstood trip stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Odious rehab

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sick Locale Place Of Business

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: submissive filthpig

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Talking Ape Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Arousing Stag Film Prole

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Arousing Stag Film Prole

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Arousing Stag Film Prole

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: house-broken lemon boiling water hospital

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: house-broken lemon boiling water hospital

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: bonkers peach institution elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Orchid forum bbw

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Orchid forum bbw

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Bisexual Ticket Booth

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Crystalline Fantasy-prone Temple

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073656)