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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
High-end translucent school cafeteria
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
hilarious sinister lay
  04/18/25
Cr.
lime macaca people who are hurt
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Irate Multi-colored Tank
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
obsidian overrated regret hall
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Grizzly charismatic indian lodge kitty cat
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Salmon dead home ratface
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
fuchsia slippery mood
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
fuchsia slippery mood
  04/18/25
...
Tripping forum brethren
  04/18/25
...
Startled Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  08/17/26
...
Motley mentally impaired spot
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
maize field
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
violent bisexual mexican boistinker
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
violent bisexual mexican boistinker
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Tripping forum brethren
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
violent bisexual mexican boistinker
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
violent bisexual mexican boistinker
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
jade deep base codepig
  04/18/25
jfc goys
violent bisexual mexican boistinker
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Tripping forum brethren
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
abusive histrionic cruise ship voyeur
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Tripping forum brethren
  04/18/25
Ty friend
abusive histrionic cruise ship voyeur
  04/18/25
...
Hideous menage
  08/17/26
...
Hideous menage
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Godawful heaven wagecucks
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Godawful heaven wagecucks
  04/18/25
...
Cruel-hearted theater stage
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
violent bisexual mexican boistinker
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/18/25
...
Motley mentally impaired spot
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Primrose School Pistol
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
abusive histrionic cruise ship voyeur
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
hilarious sinister lay
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
emerald theatre party of the first part
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  08/17/26
...
Hideous menage
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
fuchsia slippery mood
  08/17/26
ur dumb
emerald theatre party of the first part
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
fuchsia slippery mood
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
emerald theatre party of the first part
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
fuchsia slippery mood
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
emerald theatre party of the first part
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
bateful keepsake machete crotch
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
emerald theatre party of the first part
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
bateful keepsake machete crotch
  08/17/26
...
ocher shaky bawdyhouse
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Godawful heaven wagecucks
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
emerald theatre party of the first part
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Godawful heaven wagecucks
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Irate Multi-colored Tank
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
emerald theatre party of the first part
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: High-end translucent school cafeteria

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: hilarious sinister lay

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: lime macaca people who are hurt

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Irate Multi-colored Tank

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: obsidian overrated regret hall

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Grizzly charismatic indian lodge kitty cat

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Salmon dead home ratface

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: fuchsia slippery mood

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: fuchsia slippery mood

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Tripping forum brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Startled Rehab Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Motley mentally impaired spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: maize field

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: violent bisexual mexican boistinker

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: violent bisexual mexican boistinker

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Tripping forum brethren

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: violent bisexual mexican boistinker

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: violent bisexual mexican boistinker

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: jade deep base codepig

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: violent bisexual mexican boistinker

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Tripping forum brethren

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: abusive histrionic cruise ship voyeur

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Tripping forum brethren

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: abusive histrionic cruise ship voyeur

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Hideous menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Hideous menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Godawful heaven wagecucks

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Godawful heaven wagecucks

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: violent bisexual mexican boistinker

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Motley mentally impaired spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Primrose School Pistol

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: abusive histrionic cruise ship voyeur

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: hilarious sinister lay

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Hideous menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: fuchsia slippery mood

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: fuchsia slippery mood

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: fuchsia slippery mood

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: bateful keepsake machete crotch

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: bateful keepsake machete crotch

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: ocher shaky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Godawful heaven wagecucks

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Godawful heaven wagecucks

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Irate Multi-colored Tank

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: emerald theatre party of the first part

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

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