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most embarrassing sport to be a beginner at? golf?

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grizzly halford state
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Jai alai
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Razzle-dazzle Fat Ankles Whorehouse
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ifnb.
racy therapy national
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picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it
fear-inspiring trust fund
  08/11/26
ask Kenny
effete passionate temple windowlicker
  08/11/26
seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injure...
jade nubile field hominid
  08/11/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M
fear-inspiring trust fund
  08/11/26
can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after tur...
grizzly halford state
  08/11/26
did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process lik...
lavender floppy corner jap
  08/12/26
you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instr...
shimmering pisswyrm really tough guy
  08/12/26
ty
lavender floppy corner jap
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good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. ...
grizzly halford state
  08/12/26
nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given...
lavender floppy corner jap
  08/15/26
skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which...
ocher adventurous heaven
  08/13/26
if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can ...
shimmering pisswyrm really tough guy
  08/12/26
what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on b...
jade nubile field hominid
  08/12/26
there are always going to be super talented kids wherever yo...
shimmering pisswyrm really tough guy
  08/13/26
Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience
canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal
  08/12/26
anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is lo...
stubborn ape
  08/13/26
spoken like a true fag
shimmering pisswyrm really tough guy
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Poasting
Charismatic telephone den
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I learned this the hard wa...
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silver library associate
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purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get ...
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Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce
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surfing /thread
self-centered mauve nibblets
  08/11/26
you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand
canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal
  08/13/26
well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elab...
self-centered mauve nibblets
  08/13/26
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thriller locus
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pickleball. imagine looking like a beginner at this "...
diverse disrespectful pit black woman
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lavender floppy corner jap
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I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign ...
exciting stage fanboi
  08/12/26
unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed
diverse disrespectful pit black woman
  08/12/26
xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is...
magenta milk
  08/12/26
I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tenn...
exciting stage fanboi
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it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never playe...
diverse disrespectful pit black woman
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This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym clas...
Milky locale
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racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton ...
diverse disrespectful pit black woman
  08/12/26
Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off ...
Milky locale
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here's dirk playing tennis https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
diverse disrespectful pit black woman
  08/13/26
squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is ha...
ocher adventurous heaven
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i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big. i...
Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce
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growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age ...
ocher adventurous heaven
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if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"
magenta milk
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Water polo
canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal
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bowling tp
Spectacular crystalline hospital
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I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf....
maroon drunken senate ratface
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tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and ...
Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce
  08/12/26
someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't ...
diverse disrespectful pit black woman
  08/12/26
what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?
canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal
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got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course...
Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce
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tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?
canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal
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probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either
Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce
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if you get paired with an azn then politely request the star...
ocher adventurous heaven
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Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, ...
diverse disrespectful pit black woman
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canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal
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i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf....
Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce
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SCUBA
demanding contagious boltzmann
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i feel like the answer has to be running because there&rsquo...
pale abode
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people who can't run just walk to the finish line
canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal
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what's does a beginner at running even mean?
diverse disrespectful pit black woman
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lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49
Saffron market
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gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clot...
canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal
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self-centered mauve nibblets
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i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. i...
Magical Bbw Athletic Conference
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He could just lift extremely light weights
canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal
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golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as...
bright elite school doctorate
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(average xo poa)
grizzly halford state
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average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.o...
shimmering pisswyrm really tough guy
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agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boo...
diverse disrespectful pit black woman
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you get it through your country club obviously
ocher adventurous heaven
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anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bor...
diverse disrespectful pit black woman
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ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc ...
ocher adventurous heaven
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golf at that level is less about your score and more about b...
ocher adventurous heaven
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have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the a...
bright elite school doctorate
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Many issues spotted in this post The biggest is that you ...
Exhilarant Police Squad Theatre
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Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf eq...
ocher adventurous heaven
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Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is ...
Exhilarant Police Squad Theatre
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I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipmen...
ocher adventurous heaven
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are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a...
bright elite school doctorate
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you sound really stupid.
diverse disrespectful pit black woman
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why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become...
bright elite school doctorate
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Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school t...
irate citrine meetinghouse death wish
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it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at o...
canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal
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HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to...
ocher adventurous heaven
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Milky locale
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Starcraft, you will die instantly every time and there is no...
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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: grizzly halford state



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: galvanic goyim public bath

Jai alai

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Flesh Irradiated Center Internal Respiration



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: deranged tanning salon boistinker



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fat Ankles Whorehouse



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: racy therapy national

ifnb.

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring trust fund

picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50060771)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: effete passionate temple windowlicker

ask Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50060773)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: jade nubile field hominid

seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injured or killed. and you'd have to start out on the kiddie slopes with a bunch of children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50060807)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: fear-inspiring trust fund

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: grizzly halford state

can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after turning 40 it is very humbling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50060936)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: lavender floppy corner jap

did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process like, time, instructors, etc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063060)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: shimmering pisswyrm really tough guy

you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instruction. it's very expensive though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063907)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: lavender floppy corner jap

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064460)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: grizzly halford state

good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. Slightly more competent the next time. Never going to be great but the goal was just to be good enough that I can ski with my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064895)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: lavender floppy corner jap

nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given you access. i hear my friends talk about enjoying the apres at the towns in the alps etc and i'm not in the same galaxy bc i can't ski at all. tried as a kid and never really took

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50070004)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: ocher adventurous heaven

skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which is fine as a kid but sucks in your 40s. at that age just pay for private lessons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065563)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: shimmering pisswyrm really tough guy

if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can start with some lessons, then practice a lot, always staying without your capabilities. after a few years of regular practice (5-20 days on mountain per year), you can go everywhere on the mountain with the exception of extreme double black stuff.

the key is to go regularly and work your skills. it's always nice to go with someone better than you who will push you a bit. if you take one trip a year for 4-5 days, it's difficult to get better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063844)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: jade nubile field hominid

what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on by kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064528)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: shimmering pisswyrm really tough guy

there are always going to be super talented kids wherever you go skiing. just get used to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066424)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal

Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064542)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: stubborn ape

anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is low iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066301)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: shimmering pisswyrm really tough guy

spoken like a true fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066425)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Charismatic telephone den

Poasting

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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: deranged tanning salon boistinker

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I learned this the hard way circa 2012 when I first heard about XO / 4chan / Reddit from a college buddy of mine considering law school (probably for the better he didn't end up going in his case - very extraverted guy who would have been driven crazy by the expected RIGOR and did great financially in a completely different field)...

...was afraid to poast until 2013, but was then in so many words told how retarded I sounded and needed to lurk moar, so I went back to the drawing board and poasted AGAIN a few times in 2014, then a lot more in 2015 to decent feedback, didn't poast much due to IRL craziness from 2016 to 2020, but then began MEGApoasting as Emilio Estevez circa 1992 starting sometime in late 2020 or early 2021... and the rest is HIStory for better or worse! 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50062066)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: silver library associate



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: 180 mewling haunted graveyard casino

purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get away with fucking up and not ruining everyone else's time, if you're hitting it all over the place ur buds will just let u drop constantly. but in tennis or racquetball ur gonna make ur partner miserable and think ur a doofus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50060894)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: self-centered mauve nibblets

surfing

/thread

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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal

you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064963)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: self-centered mauve nibblets

well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elaborate if you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065607)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: thriller locus

LotLizard PogoSticking

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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful pit black woman

pickleball.

imagine looking like a beginner at this "sport"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50062082)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: nudist primrose dysfunction legend



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: lavender floppy corner jap



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: exciting stage fanboi

I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign up for was pickleball, so I did. Never played before. Ended up destroying everyone I played, including people who play all the time. After everyone came up to me and asked how long I've been playing and were shocked when I said it was the first time lo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063067)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful pit black woman

unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063838)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: magenta milk

xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is extremely high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063851)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: exciting stage fanboi

I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tennis player. Played ping pong as a kid. How is pickleball supposed to be hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063897)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful pit black woman

it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never played before, you "destroyed" every single other person -- presumably many of whom had played before -- unless you went to an AARP conference.

if you're reasonably athletic, you would be able to hold your own. but i dont think you destroyed everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064719)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Milky locale

This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym class to graduate it was like 1 credit. Some waste of time.

Only thing open was “racquetball.” I remember the guy teaching it was like some former world champion. When he saw me he was amazed asking how long I did it for. I’m like this is the first time I ever picked it up. You just hit the ball with a racquet then then you get the hang of the bounces you just make it hit weird spots on the wall. He was actually mad I just started. At the time I was playing baseball there at the college.

A lot of lib sports and hobbies any normal athlete can just dominate but no one ever wasted the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064554)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful pit black woman

racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton of skill -- ball striking, movement and strategy.

dont equate them with pickleball, which is a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064729)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Milky locale

Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off the street.

But it’s one of those sports that takes in skills from other sports and helps you be “dominant” among regulars.

For example if you’re a great football player and baseball player but never picked up a basketball in your life, you most likely won’t dominate a pickup basketball game.

I bet you any amount of money Tiki Barber can pick up a racquetball thing and dominate 90% of the population bc of his hand eye coordination and strength alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066061)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful pit black woman

here's dirk playing tennis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuNbn4GGPNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066258)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: ocher adventurous heaven

squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is harder and you have to worry about losing an eye and/or testicle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50070026)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce

i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big.

i always thought it was just something my elementary PE teacher made up after somebody donated giant ping pong paddles to the school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063848)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: ocher adventurous heaven

growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age of boomers over the years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50070030)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: magenta milk

if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063070)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal

Water polo

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline hospital

bowling tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063850)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: maroon drunken senate ratface

I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf. Much more embarrassing to be really bad at tennis or some shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063853)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce

tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and as hard as anyone else yet be absolutely terrible at it. is that embarrassing? idk

golf if youre hitting it solid and far youre already like top 10%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063862)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful pit black woman

someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't be absolutely terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064737)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal

what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064927)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce

got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course once. we told him to go back and ask for a refund or credit for the range instead.

as we walked away he not flame yelled "I WISH LIFE WAS LIKE A VIDEO GAME!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064953)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal

tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064962)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce

probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065532)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: ocher adventurous heaven

if you get paired with an azn then politely request the starter to reassign them to a later group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065536)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful pit black woman

Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, Misses (VID)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884350&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066683)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50069996)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Black Liquid Oxygen Lettuce

i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf. sometimes its pretty funny though

otoh if i saw a "man" trying to field in baseball/softball and they threw like a girl id probably think theyre a faggot forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50063859)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: demanding contagious boltzmann

SCUBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064547)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: pale abode

i feel like the answer has to be running because there’s like 12yos running sub 6 miles and every other feat that would take your 30+ yo ass years of dedicated training to achieve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064767)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal

people who can't run just walk to the finish line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064832)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful pit black woman

what's does a beginner at running even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064855)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Saffron market

lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064967)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal

gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clothes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50064968)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: self-centered mauve nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50065614)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Magical Bbw Athletic Conference

i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. imagine some aging guy walking into a powerlifter gym and fiddling around with weights that are substantially lighter than what the gym's women use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066430)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal

He could just lift extremely light weights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066965)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: bright elite school doctorate

golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as a beginner, plenty of doods have been playing for decades and still suck ass, you should get a lesson or two and hit the range enough to be making contact with the ball but once you can do that, which isn't hard, you're probably only 10 strokes behind people who have played for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50066687)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: grizzly halford state

(average xo poa)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50067578)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: shimmering pisswyrm really tough guy

average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.org/content/usga/home-page/handicapping/world-handicap-system/whs-stats.html

someone new who is just making contact with the ball is probably 2-4 strokes per hole behind average.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50067618)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful pit black woman

agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boomers have an official usga hcp index. does your average weekend golfer even bother getting an official hcp?

14 hcp is a mid-80's golfer.

most golfers arent even bogey golfers w/o cheating (mulligans, drops, picking up 5 feet putts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50067773)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: ocher adventurous heaven

you get it through your country club obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50067777)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful pit black woman

anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bored boomer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50067780)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: ocher adventurous heaven

ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc confuse me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50069759)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: ocher adventurous heaven

golf at that level is less about your score and more about being able to hit it consistent enough to not look like a retard and not fuck up the rest of the group's round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50067775)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: bright elite school doctorate

have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the average golfer doesn't have a handicap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068611)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Police Squad Theatre

Many issues spotted in this post

The biggest is that you assumed an average golfer registered their handicap with USGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50069831)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: ocher adventurous heaven

Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf equipment but stop short at a $50 ghin fee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50070028)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Police Squad Theatre

Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is much higher than whatever USGA said? If not then STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50070074)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: ocher adventurous heaven

I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipment and good amount of your time and mental energy towards it but never playing in any kind of game where you would need a real handicap is sort of dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50070211)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: bright elite school doctorate

are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a sanctioned athletic event after high school? Surely you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50070321)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: diverse disrespectful pit black woman

you sound really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50067774)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: bright elite school doctorate

why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become a hack as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068609)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: irate citrine meetinghouse death wish

Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school therefore you are a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50067650)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac party of the first part sneaky criminal

it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at outside of water sports, but I didn't like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50070000)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ocher adventurous heaven

HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to be perpetual benchwarmers are probably the biggest pussies out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50070218)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Milky locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50070244)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: ivory aggressive regret

Starcraft, you will die instantly every time and there is nobody but yourself to blame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50070253)