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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
indigo adventurous range
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Deranged glittery stage
  04/18/25
Cr.
dun lascivious house
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
wonderful mentally impaired church bbw
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Dull Pistol Den
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
underhanded bawdyhouse trump supporter
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
hilarious deer antler
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
motley area patrolman
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
motley area patrolman
  04/18/25
...
Turquoise pervert
  04/18/25
...
hyperventilating ruddy dilemma
  08/17/26
...
Smoky Slimy Library
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
topaz cerebral casino
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
sadistic cruise ship community account
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
sadistic cruise ship community account
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Turquoise pervert
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
sadistic cruise ship community account
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
sadistic cruise ship community account
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
passionate address
  04/18/25
jfc goys
sadistic cruise ship community account
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Turquoise pervert
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
marvelous haunting tank
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Turquoise pervert
  04/18/25
Ty friend
marvelous haunting tank
  04/18/25
...
elite swashbuckling school prole
  08/17/26
...
elite swashbuckling school prole
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
appetizing garrison indirect expression
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
appetizing garrison indirect expression
  04/18/25
...
Fragrant Maniacal Voyeur
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
sadistic cruise ship community account
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/18/25
...
Smoky Slimy Library
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
sooty violent boistinker hell
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
marvelous haunting tank
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Deranged glittery stage
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  08/17/26
...
elite swashbuckling school prole
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
motley area patrolman
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
motley area patrolman
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
motley area patrolman
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Vigorous drab parlor lettuce
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Vigorous drab parlor lettuce
  08/17/26
...
Stimulating new version
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
appetizing garrison indirect expression
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
appetizing garrison indirect expression
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
wonderful mentally impaired church bbw
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: indigo adventurous range

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Deranged glittery stage

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: dun lascivious house

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: wonderful mentally impaired church bbw

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Dull Pistol Den

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: underhanded bawdyhouse trump supporter

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: hilarious deer antler

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: motley area patrolman

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: motley area patrolman

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Turquoise pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating ruddy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Smoky Slimy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: topaz cerebral casino

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: sadistic cruise ship community account

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: sadistic cruise ship community account

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Turquoise pervert

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: sadistic cruise ship community account

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: sadistic cruise ship community account

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: passionate address

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: sadistic cruise ship community account

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Turquoise pervert

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: marvelous haunting tank

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Turquoise pervert

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: marvelous haunting tank

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: elite swashbuckling school prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: elite swashbuckling school prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: appetizing garrison indirect expression

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: appetizing garrison indirect expression

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Maniacal Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sadistic cruise ship community account

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Smoky Slimy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: sooty violent boistinker hell

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: marvelous haunting tank

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Deranged glittery stage

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: elite swashbuckling school prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: motley area patrolman

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: motley area patrolman

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: motley area patrolman

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Vigorous drab parlor lettuce

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Vigorous drab parlor lettuce

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Stimulating new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: appetizing garrison indirect expression

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: appetizing garrison indirect expression

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: wonderful mentally impaired church bbw

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Big Useless Brakes Pocket Flask

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073656)