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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Vigorous jade sanctuary
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Vigorous jade sanctuary
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Vigorous jade sanctuary
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Vigorous jade sanctuary
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Vigorous jade sanctuary
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Vigorous jade sanctuary
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Vigorous jade sanctuary
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Vigorous jade sanctuary
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Vigorous jade sanctuary
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Bat shit crazy sinister resort candlestick maker
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
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violent travel guidebook indian lodge
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Aphrodisiac Chocolate Fanboi
  05/22/26
Colt
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
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Histrionic meetinghouse idiot
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Salmon pit dysfunction
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territorial goal in life
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razzle-dazzle slate abode jew
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
tantric comical jap shitlib
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
crawly indirect expression theater
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Histrionic meetinghouse idiot
  05/22/26
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spectacular white community account
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Histrionic meetinghouse idiot
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
violent travel guidebook indian lodge
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Histrionic meetinghouse idiot
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
vibrant whorehouse
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Frozen Crusty French Chef Parlour
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Outnumbered stirring blood rage tattoo
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
territorial goal in life
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
tantric comical jap shitlib
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
red irradiated office ape
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
territorial goal in life
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
crawly indirect expression theater
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Bat shit crazy sinister resort candlestick maker
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Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
mind-boggling pervert
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Disrespectful Peach Lay
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Big native
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Vivacious locale
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Big native
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Big native
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
lol
Bat shit crazy sinister resort candlestick maker
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
mind-boggling pervert
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Ruddy brunch boiling water
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Ruddy brunch boiling water
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Link?
Disrespectful Peach Lay
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Disrespectful Peach Lay
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Disrespectful Peach Lay
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Disrespectful Peach Lay
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
Disrespectful Peach Lay
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Ruddy brunch boiling water
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
chartreuse toaster sex offender
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
racy sepia senate love of her life
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Shipley was asking for it.
Disrespectful Peach Lay
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AI
tantric comical jap shitlib
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
violent travel guidebook indian lodge
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50048557)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Vigorous jade sanctuary



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy sinister resort candlestick maker

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: violent travel guidebook indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chocolate Fanboi

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Histrionic meetinghouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Salmon pit dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: territorial goal in life



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slate abode jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: tantric comical jap shitlib

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: crawly indirect expression theater

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Histrionic meetinghouse idiot

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: spectacular white community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Histrionic meetinghouse idiot

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: violent travel guidebook indian lodge

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Histrionic meetinghouse idiot

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: vibrant whorehouse

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Frozen Crusty French Chef Parlour

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered stirring blood rage tattoo

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: territorial goal in life

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: tantric comical jap shitlib

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: red irradiated office ape

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: territorial goal in life

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: crawly indirect expression theater

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy sinister resort candlestick maker

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: mind-boggling pervert

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: frisky halford

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: violent travel guidebook indian lodge

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Aromatic abusive death wish range

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Big native

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Vivacious locale

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Big native

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Vivacious locale

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: doobsian dull principal's office alpha

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Big native

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: bateful turquoise area mad-dog skullcap

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy sinister resort candlestick maker

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling pervert

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Ruddy brunch boiling water

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Ruddy brunch boiling water

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Ruddy brunch boiling water

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: bearded church generalized bond

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: disgusting mischievous newt stage

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Ruddy brunch boiling water

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Rose heaven marketing idea

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster sex offender

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: racy sepia senate love of her life

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful Peach Lay

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: tantric comical jap shitlib

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: violent travel guidebook indian lodge

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: boyish narrow-minded dilemma knife

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#49899877)