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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
Azure Cruel-hearted Foreskin
  08/14/26
Lol
Laughsome Travel Guidebook Theatre
  08/14/26
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charismatic white prole spot
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
Azure Cruel-hearted Foreskin
  08/14/26
cq
Brindle histrionic space
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
Aggressive Sick Chapel Filthpig
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
Azure Cruel-hearted Foreskin
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
Cerise boistinker
  08/16/26
180 political ad
Cowardly razzle-dazzle corner
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
charismatic white prole spot
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
iridescent hall
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
Cordovan old irish cottage
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
shaky flatulent dopamine shitlib
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
Azure Cruel-hearted Foreskin
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
Cowardly razzle-dazzle corner
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
Glittery Box Office
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
ultramarine soul-stirring rehab
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
Azure Cruel-hearted Foreskin
  08/16/26
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fragrant red newt hairy legs
  08/16/26
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mahogany school cafeteria deer antler
  08/16/26
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Balding Haunted Graveyard Stag Film
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
Mint Idiotic National Security Agency Tattoo
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
exhilarant ratface orchestra pit
  08/16/26
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Lemon gas station antidepressant drug
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
lascivious flickering cruise ship
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
exhilarant ratface orchestra pit
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
lascivious flickering cruise ship
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
coral violent shrine ceo
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
lascivious flickering cruise ship
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
fragrant red newt hairy legs
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
Laughsome Travel Guidebook Theatre
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
Aggressive Sick Chapel Filthpig
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Azure Cruel-hearted Foreskin

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Travel Guidebook Theatre

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: charismatic white prole spot



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Azure Cruel-hearted Foreskin

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic space

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Aggressive Sick Chapel Filthpig

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Azure Cruel-hearted Foreskin

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Cerise boistinker

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Cowardly razzle-dazzle corner

180 political ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: charismatic white prole spot

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: iridescent hall

Very Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Cordovan old irish cottage

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: shaky flatulent dopamine shitlib

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Azure Cruel-hearted Foreskin

Sup, Ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Cowardly razzle-dazzle corner

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Glittery Box Office

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: ultramarine soul-stirring rehab

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Azure Cruel-hearted Foreskin

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: fragrant red newt hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: mahogany school cafeteria deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Balding Haunted Graveyard Stag Film



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Mint Idiotic National Security Agency Tattoo

I’m voting for him even harder now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: exhilarant ratface orchestra pit

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Lemon gas station antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071121)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: lascivious flickering cruise ship

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: exhilarant ratface orchestra pit

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: lascivious flickering cruise ship

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: coral violent shrine ceo

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: lascivious flickering cruise ship

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: fragrant red newt hairy legs

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Travel Guidebook Theatre

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Aggressive Sick Chapel Filthpig

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50073136)