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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Cerebral incel Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Cerebral incel Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Cobalt Deep Son Of Senegal I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Cerebral incel Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Hot Locale Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Cerebral incel correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: stubborn learning disabled piazza laser beams op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: floppy charcoal gunner center Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Cerebral incel Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: lascivious bearded reading party yarmulke portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Cerebral incel incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: olive fortuitous meteor jew Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Cerebral incel ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: olive fortuitous meteor jew Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Cerebral incel maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: slippery codepig base i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: Cerebral incel While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Cerebral incel Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Cerebral incel 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Cerebral incel Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Cerebral incel At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Dashing marketing idea is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: Cerebral incel yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Dashing marketing idea i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Cerebral incel The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Cerebral incel What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: olive fortuitous meteor jew A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Cerebral incel ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Cerebral incel September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Cerebral incel William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Hot Locale „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: Cerebral incel the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Hot Locale Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Cerebral incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Hot Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Cerebral incel In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Hot Locale Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Cerebral incel edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Hot Locale No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Cerebral incel Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Hot Locale I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: Cerebral incel lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Cerebral incel Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Cerebral incel Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Hot Locale Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Cerebral incel ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: lascivious bearded reading party yarmulke anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Cerebral incel ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Cerebral incel It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Hot Locale The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Cerebral incel ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Dashing marketing idea wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: olive fortuitous meteor jew Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Cerebral incel ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: fighting site dog poop I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Cerebral incel I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Hot Locale Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Cerebral incel ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Cerebral incel Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: Cerebral incel Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Hot Locale 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Cerebral incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Maroon vivacious university french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: pale vigorous locus newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: slippery codepig base the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Cerebral incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Hot Locale http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
U can get this one! |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Cerebral incel I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Hot Locale Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Cerebral incel yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Hot Locale Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Cerebral incel I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Hot Locale It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Cerebral incel see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Hot Locale Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Cerebral incel the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Hot Locale No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Cerebral incel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: Cerebral incel https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Hot Locale «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Cerebral incel I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Hot Locale It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Cerebral incel Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Hot Locale You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: fighting site dog poop Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Cerebral incel don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: fighting site dog poop Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Cerebral incel oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Maroon vivacious university french chef Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Mahogany alcoholic spot 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: Hot Locale Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: Mahogany alcoholic spot No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: Cerebral incel Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: Contagious abode Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: tan metal garrison A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: pale vigorous locus newt A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: infuriating brunch gaming laptop God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: kink-friendly laughsome theater scourge upon the earth In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50099243) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: tan metal garrison raisin in the sun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50100039) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Big Burgundy Parlour Foreskin It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50100064) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: Hot Locale Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50100077) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM Author: Big Burgundy Parlour Foreskin https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50101306) |