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Who's the most based cooking show host / popular chef?

i think it has to be emeril but who's left now that he's bas...
cordovan locale
  08/30/26
martha stewart, most of the white chopped judges, gordon, bo...
clear charismatic garrison legend
  08/30/26
Martha Stewart definitely the CR. Epitome of white women&rsq...
Azure site faggot firefighter
  08/30/26
still Marco Pierre White
khaki misanthropic factory reset button
  08/30/26
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Trip field wrinkle
  08/30/26
there we are.
nubile den macaca
  08/30/26
tcr. he even makes shilling those knorr stock cubes look bas...
Stirring nursing home
  08/31/26
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zarathustra
  09/01/26
I hate the cooking channel as a kid but as an adult Emeril i...
Hateful bronze range
  08/30/26
Yan Can Cook
razzmatazz windowlicker famous landscape painting
  08/30/26
shitlib version of Stephen Yan
Trip field wrinkle
  08/30/26
Anne Burrell was married to a woman, married to a man, was a...
Aphrodisiac electric furnace
  08/30/26
Giada de Laurentiis, somehow
Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
https://www.bonappetit.com/story/cooking-for-kamala-event-gi...
Azure site faggot firefighter
  08/30/26
Counterpoint: how is she still so insanely attractive at her...
Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
I assume liz Hurley who sets the standard is a shitlib?
Azure site faggot firefighter
  08/30/26
Is she ridiculously annoying or is Hugh Grant ridiculously d...
Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
Giada was raped by her father 3x/week from the time she was ...
Aphrodisiac electric furnace
  08/30/26
I've fallen for too much XO flame over the years to know wha...
Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
Here is a profile of her talking about it quasi-anonymously ...
Aphrodisiac electric furnace
  08/30/26
Haha wow holy shit As if I needed any additional reasons ...
Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
She didn’t want to keep her dad’s last name for ...
Aphrodisiac electric furnace
  08/30/26
800 paternal rapes and she's not keeping his name
Azure site faggot firefighter
  08/30/26
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Aphrodisiac electric furnace
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Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
So she DID know what to do "Her father told her they...
Concupiscible locus
  08/30/26
Bourdain imho
splenetic digit ratio
  08/30/26
https://www.acslaw.org/expertforum/why-anthony-bourdain-matt...
Azure site faggot firefighter
  08/30/26
Gordon Ramsay, Guy Fieri NOTE: Gordon Ramsay has earned 1...
multi-colored flatulent resort
  08/30/26
ramsey is a british shitlib - wouldnt cook for trump https:...
Azure site faggot firefighter
  08/30/26
he seems to simply want to avoid the topic: https://www.y...
Trip field wrinkle
  08/30/26
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multi-colored flatulent resort
  08/30/26
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Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
anyone pro trump at this point is a total kike fag
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multi-colored flatulent resort
  08/30/26
Circa 2000s Rachael Ray
talented patrolman pocket flask
  08/30/26
wow she got obese: https://nypost.com/2025/10/20/entertai...
Azure site faggot firefighter
  08/30/26
She was the first and original "Mommy Gf" btw
talented patrolman pocket flask
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Mewling olive menage toilet seat
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talented patrolman pocket flask
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Mewling olive menage toilet seat
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Mmm eat my ass yummo
Aphrodisiac electric furnace
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French Well-lubricated New Version Yarmulke
  08/31/26
not sure what based means but you can't say any of this stuf...
Primrose Location
  08/30/26
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Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
paula deen is up there with martha stewart
Azure site faggot firefighter
  08/30/26
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Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/lara-trump-p...
Azure site faggot firefighter
  08/30/26
damn, she knows exactly what she's doing
Primrose Location
  08/30/26
...
Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
Andrew Gruel
puce marvelous quadroon giraffe
  08/30/26
The Frugal Gourmet
razzmatazz windowlicker famous landscape painting
  08/30/26
He had the original playroom hotdog recipe
Aphrodisiac electric furnace
  08/31/26
Nigella Lawson likes to get dicked down hard and do racisms ...
Fragrant trailer park
  08/30/26
Ho Lee Fuk I'd heard the name but never realized how good lo...
Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
Lawson is of Jewish heritage. Both of Lawson's parents were ...
Crawly meetinghouse
  08/31/26
Nigela Lawson, but also Paula Deen, both based af
Titillating milky ratface gaming laptop
  08/30/26
I need a Nigela Lawson mommy gf ASAP is what this thread has...
Mewling olive menage toilet seat
  08/30/26
Gordon Ramsey taught all of xo at least how to make scramble...
mildly autistic hairraiser school jewess
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Mewling olive menage toilet seat
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Ramsey's "scrambled" eggs are a goddam disaster of...
excitant mahogany juggernaut indian lodge
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Mewling olive menage toilet seat
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you can just cook them longer if you want to. better than m...
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  09/01/26
tcr is to cook them in bacon grease, because why the fuck ar...
hank_scorpio
  09/01/26
the biggest takeaway should be to NEVER OVERCOOK YOUR SCRAMB...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/03/26
stfu you childless fag
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  09/04/26
probably the dude from iron chef
Red state psychic
  08/31/26
the hapa "chairman" on iron chef america looks lik...
Azure site faggot firefighter
  08/31/26
ljl was referring to iron chef japan however
gedood persoon
  09/01/26
chairman kaga? he too looks like a poaster
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yes
gedood persoon
  09/01/26
the hapa "chairman" looks like he stepped out of a...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/03/26
Chef John from Food Wishes.
Flickering Dashing Ticket Booth
  08/31/26
180
which is what makes time travel possible
  09/04/26
Masaharu Morimoto.
French Well-lubricated New Version Yarmulke
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gedood persoon
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Date: August 30th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: cordovan locale

i think it has to be emeril but who's left now that he's basically gone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103742)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: clear charismatic garrison legend

martha stewart, most of the white chopped judges, gordon, bobby flay, guy fieri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103746)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Azure site faggot firefighter

Martha Stewart definitely the CR. Epitome of white women’s America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103893)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: khaki misanthropic factory reset button

still Marco Pierre White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103750)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Trip field wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103767)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: nubile den macaca

there we are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103780)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: Stirring nursing home

tcr. he even makes shilling those knorr stock cubes look based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50106415)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: zarathustra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50108738)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Hateful bronze range

I hate the cooking channel as a kid but as an adult Emeril is the GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103774)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: razzmatazz windowlicker famous landscape painting

Yan Can Cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103775)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Trip field wrinkle

shitlib version of Stephen Yan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103791)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac electric furnace

Anne Burrell was married to a woman, married to a man, was accused of sexually harassing her employees, was bffs with famous sexual harasser Mario Batali, and died of an overdose of drugs and booze. She went pretty fucking hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103823)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat

Giada de Laurentiis, somehow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103878)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Azure site faggot firefighter

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/cooking-for-kamala-event-giada-jose-andres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103905)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat

Counterpoint: how is she still so insanely attractive at her age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103909)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Azure site faggot firefighter

I assume liz Hurley who sets the standard is a shitlib?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103914)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat

Is she ridiculously annoying or is Hugh Grant ridiculously deranged or both?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103915)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac electric furnace

Giada was raped by her father 3x/week from the time she was 12 until she graduated high school and reported him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104089)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 2:39 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat

I've fallen for too much XO flame over the years to know what to believe here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104125)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac electric furnace

Here is a profile of her talking about it quasi-anonymously in 1994, right after she got her dad sent to jail for 14 years for it and long before her Food Network days.

(She) came to America when she was 7. Her father was a movie producer who had brought the family here from Italy. They attended the best schools and lived in increasingly beautiful homes. But (her) father was difficult. He collected guns and used them to intimidate the children and their mother. When she was 12, her father decided her nanny wasn’t needed anymore. He began to enter her room at night and that was the end of her childhood. By age 13, he was regularly raping her at least three times a week.

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-10-09-ls-48246-story.html

Early Life

De Laurentiis was born on August 22, 1970, in Rome, Italy. The eldest child of actress Veronica De Laurentiis and her first husband, actor-producer Alex De Benedetti.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giada_De_Laurentiis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104185)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat

Haha wow holy shit

As if I needed any additional reasons to never take modern "culture" seriously...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104197)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac electric furnace

She didn’t want to keep her dad’s last name for pretty fair reasons and thanks to her connections and general nastiness of it all it’s been kind of a third rail for media discussion. She doesn’t talk about it and the press doesn’t write about it on their own.

But yeah she was raped hundreds of times by her dad before she sent him to jail, and managed to salvage her life but is hypersexual and when she became a celebrity, took full advantage of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104229)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Azure site faggot firefighter

800 paternal rapes and she's not keeping his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104258)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104276)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104294)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible locus

So she DID know what to do

"Her father told her they had been lovers in a previous life and that he was preparing her so that when she had a boyfriend or husband she would know what to do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105604)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: splenetic digit ratio

Bourdain imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103898)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Azure site faggot firefighter

https://www.acslaw.org/expertforum/why-anthony-bourdain-mattered/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50103910)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: multi-colored flatulent resort

Gordon Ramsay, Guy Fieri

NOTE: Gordon Ramsay has earned 17 Michelin stars in his career (8 of which are currently active, including one 3-star restaurant). No other Food Network personality has or previously had a Michelin-starred restaurant besides Mario Batali and Michael Voltaggio, who received one star each for their restaurants, but none are active.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104091)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Azure site faggot firefighter

ramsey is a british shitlib - wouldnt cook for trump

https://www.hot899.com/2020/03/04/17511/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104198)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Trip field wrinkle

he seems to simply want to avoid the topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0lWvOzdQ_0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104275)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: multi-colored flatulent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104646)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104695)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: racy demanding candlestick maker space

anyone pro trump at this point is a total kike fag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104714)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: multi-colored flatulent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105460)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: talented patrolman pocket flask

Circa 2000s Rachael Ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104255)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Azure site faggot firefighter

wow she got obese:

https://nypost.com/2025/10/20/entertainment/rachael-ray-slams-rumors-she-disappeared-after-sparking-health-concerns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104257)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: talented patrolman pocket flask

She was the first and original "Mommy Gf" btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104652)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104669)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: talented patrolman pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104683)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104694)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac electric furnace

Mmm eat my ass yummo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104774)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: French Well-lubricated New Version Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50106484)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Primrose Location

not sure what based means but you can't say any of this stuff https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_Deen#Racial_slur_controversy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50104946)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105006)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Azure site faggot firefighter

paula deen is up there with martha stewart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105037)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105091)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Azure site faggot firefighter

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/lara-trump-paula-deen-cook-195550347.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105111)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: Primrose Location

damn, she knows exactly what she's doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105167)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105168)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: puce marvelous quadroon giraffe

Andrew Gruel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105173)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz windowlicker famous landscape painting

The Frugal Gourmet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105329)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac electric furnace

He had the original playroom hotdog recipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50106403)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Fragrant trailer park

Nigella Lawson likes to get dicked down hard and do racisms iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105350)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat

Ho Lee Fuk I'd heard the name but never realized how good looking she is, whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105353)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Crawly meetinghouse

Lawson is of Jewish heritage. Both of Lawson's parents were Jewish and her upbringing was non-observant. Lawson is an atheist.[12][136][137] In one of her newspaper articles, she said "most [women] simply have, somewhere, a fantasy about having sex, in a non-defining, non-exclusive way, with other women."[138]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50106411)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Titillating milky ratface gaming laptop

Nigela Lawson, but also Paula Deen, both based af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899017&forum_id=2phpsessid=49d358651c#50105405)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat

I need a Nigela Lawson mommy gf ASAP is what this thread has taught me to be honest

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Date: August 30th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic hairraiser school jewess

Gordon Ramsey taught all of xo at least how to make scrambled eggs

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Date: August 30th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat



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Date: August 30th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: excitant mahogany juggernaut indian lodge

Ramsey's "scrambled" eggs are a goddam disaster of french bullshit, that's just butter mixed with nearly raw egg, I've seen mayo thicker than that shit

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Date: August 30th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Mewling olive menage toilet seat

180

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Date: September 1st, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..


you can just cook them longer if you want to. better than most diner eggs that look like they were cooked in a dutch oven and you have to dunk in ketchup to get any texture.

biggest takeaway is the technique of always keeping them moving so they don't end up like chunks of buffet slop

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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

tcr is to cook them in bacon grease, because why the fuck are you having scrambled eggs without bacon, and do them over much higher heat, while of course moving constantly and finish them in like 30 seconds, it is easy to overdo them but as long as you learn to take them out just before they're completely done and let residual heat take them just a bit further you get the only decent scrambled egg I've ever had

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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

the biggest takeaway should be to NEVER OVERCOOK YOUR SCRAMBLED EGGS. also, don't season them until you're about to serve.

the rest is just culinary chicanery. scrambled eggs don't need globs of butter, creme fraiche, or chives. Just cook them on a finely-controlled heat source, ideally in a nonstick skillet. I personally use bacon grease or a little clarified butter, but literally nothing else except salt, pepper, and a couple splashes of hot sauce.

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Date: September 4th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..


stfu you childless fag

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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Red state psychic

probably the dude from iron chef

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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: Azure site faggot firefighter

the hapa "chairman" on iron chef america looks like a poaster

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Date: September 1st, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: gedood persoon

ljl

was referring to iron chef japan however

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Date: September 1st, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


chairman kaga? he too looks like a poaster

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Date: September 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: gedood persoon

yes

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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

the hapa "chairman" looks like he stepped out of a Deloitte on-campus information session

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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Flickering Dashing Ticket Booth

Chef John from Food Wishes.

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Date: September 4th, 2026 2:23 AM
Author: which is what makes time travel possible

180

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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: French Well-lubricated New Version Yarmulke

Masaharu Morimoto.

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Date: September 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: gedood persoon



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