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Came to “Outback Steakhouse” for the first time tonight. LMAO

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?
mahogany church building
  04/06/26
That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy
Vivacious drunken ape orchestra pit
  04/07/26
do they have those in hawaii? it used to be better IMO
nofapping excitant field
  04/06/26
I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, ...
mahogany church building
  04/06/26
Top or bottom surgery?
Big Property
  04/06/26
Top but still
mahogany church building
  04/06/26
That's a crime against humanity
Big Property
  04/06/26
Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surg...
mahogany church building
  04/07/26
https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE
Disrespectful alcoholic puppy
  04/07/26
I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during...
adventurous liquid oxygen nursing home
  04/07/26
Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the ti...
mahogany church building
  04/07/26
Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon...
adventurous liquid oxygen nursing home
  04/07/26
Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.
mahogany church building
  04/07/26
Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM Author: Emotionally + Physic...
butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/12/26
This is insane and evil
Gay Grandpa
  04/12/26
did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone in...
navy submissive pocket flask azn
  04/06/26
Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?
mahogany church building
  04/07/26
How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gill...
Disrespectful alcoholic puppy
  04/07/26
The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until ...
mahogany church building
  04/07/26
You should be in jail
Disrespectful alcoholic puppy
  04/07/26
I will never be "jailed," I will never be "ch...
mahogany church building
  04/07/26
"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger fi...
fiercely-loyal stage
  04/06/26
Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boom...
Comical Sinister Gas Station Gay Wizard
  04/06/26
My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have o...
mahogany church building
  04/06/26
He got banned after passing out in the parking lot
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  04/07/26
Blooming onion is 180
racy seedy ratface volcanic crater
  04/06/26
We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl o...
mahogany church building
  04/06/26
Objectively wrong
racy seedy ratface volcanic crater
  04/06/26
Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse
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  04/06/26
trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outbac...
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  04/07/26
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mewling aqua chapel idiot
  04/07/26
hey man this is triggering for a certain poa
Azure Swashbuckling School Cafeteria
  04/06/26
Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’...
pea-brained slap-happy menage
  04/07/26
Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. A...
mahogany church building
  04/07/26
Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.
pea-brained slap-happy menage
  04/07/26
this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop
French Tripping Filthpig Masturbator
  04/07/26
cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same w...
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  04/07/26
I was at a conference once in the area and there are few goo...
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  04/07/26
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mahogany church building
  04/07/26
LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple...
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  04/07/26
it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for p...
Wine point
  04/07/26
Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all
mahogany church building
  04/07/26
Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I...
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  04/07/26
I can't believe I read all of this.
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  04/07/26
chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best po...
Disrespectful alcoholic puppy
  04/07/26
He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resource...
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  04/07/26
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Olive Exciting Famous Landscape Painting Idea He Suggested
  04/07/26
better than eating at outback
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  04/12/26
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  04/07/26
Mike tweezes his eyebrows.
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"Hey! Just kidding!"
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  04/07/26
Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how ...
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  04/07/26
Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was ...
Olive Exciting Famous Landscape Painting Idea He Suggested
  04/07/26
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  04/08/26
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mahogany church building
  04/07/26
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  04/12/26
I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the ...
mewling aqua chapel idiot
  04/07/26
About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings. ...
Primrose windowlicker
  04/07/26
It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants...
mewling aqua chapel idiot
  04/07/26
I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that the...
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  04/07/26
baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop. and ...
hairraiser canary corner multi-billionaire
  04/07/26
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Indigo Hospital
  04/07/26
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  04/07/26
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  04/07/26
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  04/08/26
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180 Generalized Bond Forum
  04/07/26
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  04/07/26
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  04/07/26
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  04/07/26
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  04/07/26
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  04/08/26
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  04/07/26
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  04/07/26
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  04/07/26
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  04/08/26
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  04/12/26
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  04/12/26
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butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/12/26
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: mahogany church building

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799237)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Vivacious drunken ape orchestra pit

That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799480)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: nofapping excitant field

do they have those in hawaii?

it used to be better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799248)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: mahogany church building

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799280)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Big Property

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799284)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: mahogany church building

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799296)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Big Property

That's a crime against humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799313)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: mahogany church building

Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surgeon was railing against Mr. Trump and how he's the one who's immoral around this topic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: Disrespectful alcoholic puppy

https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799429)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: adventurous liquid oxygen nursing home

I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800177)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: mahogany church building

Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the time constraints, so I used Trump support as a proxy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800430)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: adventurous liquid oxygen nursing home

Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon was a Trumpmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800669)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: mahogany church building

Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800810)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:45 AM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)

Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799280)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM

Author: Nyolent Vigor

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799284)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49811874)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

This is insane and evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49812818)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: navy submissive pocket flask azn

did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone into the city so your zhild could meet some alternative folx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799334)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: mahogany church building

Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799377)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: Disrespectful alcoholic puppy

How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gills on T since age 11?

Also isn't she like 6'4"? Does she have a beard lmao. They always have beards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799431)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: mahogany church building

The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until the first signs of puberty. So he had what they call "breast buds." He's got a lot of muscles like his old man, so you really wouldn't be able to tell if you just saw him on the beach, but upon close inspection there is a little puffiness around the nipples.

Have you seen my boobs btw?

https://imgur.com/a/you-don-t-have-to-age-Z2XoVcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800446)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Disrespectful alcoholic puppy

You should be in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800523)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: mahogany church building

I will never be "jailed," I will never be "charged with a crime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800811)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stage

"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger filled slophouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799262)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Comical Sinister Gas Station Gay Wizard

Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799283)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: mahogany church building

My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have one by our hotel so I was like, "I should try out this little slice of Oz at least once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799301)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: vibrant spruce site marketing idea

He got banned after passing out in the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799403)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: racy seedy ratface volcanic crater

Blooming onion is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799285)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: mahogany church building

We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl of Nacho Doritos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799298)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: racy seedy ratface volcanic crater

Objectively wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799305)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Rusted Whorehouse Keepsake Machete

Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799300)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: talented violet indirect expression karate

trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outback to compete with trh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799692)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: mewling aqua chapel idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799739)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Azure Swashbuckling School Cafeteria

hey man this is triggering for a certain poa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799312)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: pea-brained slap-happy menage

Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’m not surprised it sucks. I took my family to a place called Bucca di Beppo outside of Disneyland last year. We were the only ones in that place. It was a little weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799353)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: mahogany church building

Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. American restaurants in 2026 are just a disaster outside of pure "ethnic" places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799380)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: pea-brained slap-happy menage

Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799420)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: French Tripping Filthpig Masturbator

this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799443)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: hairraiser canary corner multi-billionaire

cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same way. so many shitty thai/chinese/indian places with clearly premade food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799814)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone galvanic twinkling uncleanness

I was at a conference once in the area and there are few good restaurants and most were booked. Bucca was booked too and we had dinner there. Was a surreal experience seeing so many big lawyers and bankers dressed in nice suits all cramming in and eating this slop with the tacky decor everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799664)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: mahogany church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800385)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: mewling aqua chapel idiot

LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple years ago and we ordered a few big pasta platters from there for delivery. We had a spicy pasta that was highly cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799748)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: Wine point

it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for people who like their steaks thin and grey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799395)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: mahogany church building

Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799406)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Olive Exciting Famous Landscape Painting Idea He Suggested

Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I think the sirloins might be processed or something. Its hard to explain but it is really weird. Two quick stories.

One time eating my sirloin dinner with my ex-gf I found a bunch of staples in my baked potato. There was no risk of me eating them, they weren't hidden or anything. IIRC, it was covered in tin foil and then when I opened it up the staples were in the tin foil or something.

It was like 15 staples. They were loose, but together and it wasn't like I went to take a bite and then saw a staple. I opened my potato and was all, "Holy shit, there's a bunch of fucking staples in my potato."

I wasn't mad or anything, I just flagged the waiter down and gave him my potato and asked for a new potato.

The waiter was predictably, "Oh, wow, holy shit, ok, let me get you a new potato," and then the manager came over who was understandably suspicious of the whole story.

I didn't complain, I didn't ask for anything for free, but she was still suspicious as fuck and I was borderline offended.

They gave me a free meal.

My other story is one time I was in that same Outback just having a beer after work, don't ask me why I was drinking a beer in Outback. I might have gone to get a bloomin onion and watch a basketball game, who knows, it was 20 years ago, but I can tell you it was the only time I ever went to that or any other Outback for a beer. Anyways.

While I'm sitting there I see a lawyer I used to work with just the year before. We shared an office when I started out solo and then I joined a firm, so its now a year or so later and I see him with his fiance.

I tell the bartender I want to buy them both beers. They are both drinking beers out of the Outback's patented frosted mugs. I just remembered the frosted mugs. Maybe that's why I was there drinking a beer. Hmmm. Anyways.

I tell the bartender that when she brings them the beers tell them the beers are free because they are the best looking couple in the restaurant.

They really were a good looking couple. Both of them probably could have been models. And they knew it. They were pretty cool people, I never really got to know her but she seemed cool. Mike was cool. I was bored, just wanted to see their reactions I guess.

So I watch as the bartender brings them their drinks and explain that they won an award (I think that is what I had her tell them) for being the best looking couple in the bar.

When the realized they got beers for free they got really excited and were all smiles and then when they learned the reason, they kind of paused and looked confused. I was only a couple of feet away so I jumped off my bar stool and was all, "Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799441)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stage

I can't believe I read all of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799477)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Disrespectful alcoholic puppy

chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799481)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Red aphrodisiac indian lodge

He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resources cunt saga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800150)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Olive Exciting Famous Landscape Painting Idea He Suggested

Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800787)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: Olive Exciting Famous Landscape Painting Idea He Suggested

better than eating at outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799482)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Wine point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799495)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:29 AM
Author: thirsty house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799517)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: pea-brained slap-happy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799595)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:05 AM
Author: Comical Sinister Gas Station Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799627)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Shimmering institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799656)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49813273)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: Vivacious drunken ape orchestra pit

The best looking couple award is a pretty good line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799486)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:31 AM
Author: Olive Exciting Famous Landscape Painting Idea He Suggested

Mike tweezes his eyebrows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49802980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: high-end stead cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799596)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: mewling aqua chapel idiot

"Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799751)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: mahogany church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800392)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: curious elite heaven

the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799775)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: mewling aqua chapel idiot

(new poaster, first day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799779)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: curious elite heaven

(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799783)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Primrose windowlicker

Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how bad this story was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799803)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Olive Exciting Famous Landscape Painting Idea He Suggested

Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was no real punchline but I continued on, recklessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800408)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: cordovan self-absorbed stag film weed whacker

lol, I think you’ve told this story before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799839)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Odious wagecucks trump supporter

"what is this a handsome contest"

great story though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: vibrant spruce site marketing idea

180 poast classic chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800220)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: adventurous liquid oxygen nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800679)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Comical Sinister Gas Station Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49801055)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: bull headed boyish piazza

Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49804394)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Opaque telephone public bath

Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a special post-op treat when her surgeon meets you there with a twine-wrapped butcher paper package for the grill. “Welcome to Moloch’s, my friend,” he says as he joins your table. “I hear the water here is really expensive but that just reminds us of home.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799657)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Chrome Boiling Water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799997)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: mahogany church building

180 visualization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800449)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49813276)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: mewling aqua chapel idiot

I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the 90s. They'd have a wait on Friday and Saturday nights, and a waitress would bring around bloomins onion for waiting patrons to snack on. It was back in the day when you would state whether you wanted the smoking or non-smoking section, and we'd say "first available" on account of the aforementioned weekend wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799762)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Primrose windowlicker

About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings.

15-20 years ago I could have fun with classmates/coworkers at an outback or chili's or whatever, but now it seriously tastes like shit to me.

I highly doubt the food has actually gotten worse (although, see, e.g., Reese's PB cups); I've just become an overly fancy faggot who likes minimally processed shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799810)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: mewling aqua chapel idiot

It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants were doing something closer to actually cooking food on site. Now, there is more and more ladeling out pre-made assembly line slop.

E.g., this video about the same jalapeno poppers being served in a bunch of different restaurants across the country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXXQTzQXRFc

Even small local places fall victim to this. Why cut up fresh peppers and prepare your own poppers every day, when you can just get them off the back of a Sysco truck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799830)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Primrose windowlicker

I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that there was an "oven" or pots or pans; just a fryer, griddle, microwaves. Soup came from a giant sealed bag. The chips, hilariously, would come in as chips (so not like raw or tortillas or anything) but would still get fried and salted again (which tbf made them delicious; those I would probably still think taste good). The "cooks" were really just heater-uppers.

EDIT: Maybe sysco itself has declined. Like maybe the pre-made soups used to have real cheese, and in the 2010s they discovered that hydrogenized vegetable oil product lasted 30% longer or some shit. Etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799840)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: hairraiser canary corner multi-billionaire

baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop.

and those werent even "cooks" they were war criminals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799982)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Indigo Hospital

Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star Michelin restaurants - it's all about what level of product they order and what they source themselves from local or artesianal providers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49801244)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: hairraiser canary corner multi-billionaire

lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years not so long ago and they were disgusting. used to be my favorite prole food but it was just some velveeta "cheez TM" product inside a green thing and then deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49799976)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: mewling aqua chapel idiot

Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life and being human. Replacing a great portion of calories with assembly-line filler is bad bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800185)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling son of senegal dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49804346)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: 180 Generalized Bond Forum

steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800134)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: glittery violent hissy fit box office

You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800451)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: mahogany church building

I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800812)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: 180 Generalized Bond Forum

chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49800943)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Chrome Boiling Water

You have said the actual truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49802305)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: mahogany church building

Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49802320)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: 180 Generalized Bond Forum

tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an evil piece of human shit who abuses and mutilates their own children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49804337)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Primrose windowlicker

Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with that attitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49801258)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: mahogany church building

Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I eat strictly in locally owned places, to get a sense for what a potential jury might look and talk like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49802314)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Primrose windowlicker

This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned places. You'll need to hit the applebee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49802751)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: maniacal floppy goal in life

nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house is your poor kid's severed penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49804396)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Wine point

spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter style dinner party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49804454)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: gay indie music

https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cooks-and-serves-his-own-genitals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49808484)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:47 AM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)

The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he is having his child physically mutilated and disfigured and then keeps talking chain restaurants is sickening and chilling. Poe, you deserve an early and painful death.

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&mc=95&forum_id=2#49811874

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49811876)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49812827)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49812927)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,..


Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49813262)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

Your kids are only "trans" because of what happened with their mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2w28485324#49813274)