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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: contagious sweet tailpipe I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Walnut cumskin Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Scarlet rehab lettuce op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: sexy carmine stead potus Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: wonderful ladyboy factory reset button portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Chest-beating Stock Car Immigrant Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Chest-beating Stock Car Immigrant Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: lilac mischievous sneaky criminal i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: floppy useless incel box office is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: floppy useless incel box office i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Chest-beating Stock Car Immigrant A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Walnut cumskin „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Walnut cumskin Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Walnut cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Walnut cumskin Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Walnut cumskin No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Walnut cumskin I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Walnut cumskin Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: wonderful ladyboy factory reset button anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Walnut cumskin The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: floppy useless incel box office wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Chest-beating Stock Car Immigrant Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Electric multi-billionaire market I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Walnut cumskin Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Walnut cumskin 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Pink Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: razzle saffron orchestra pit blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: lilac mischievous sneaky criminal the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Walnut cumskin http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
U can get this one! |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Walnut cumskin Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Walnut cumskin Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Walnut cumskin It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Walnut cumskin Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Walnut cumskin No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Walnut cumskin «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Walnut cumskin It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Walnut cumskin You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Electric multi-billionaire market Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Electric multi-billionaire market Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Pink Headpube Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: diverse jet-lagged trailer park sandwich 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: Walnut cumskin Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: diverse jet-lagged trailer park sandwich No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: Laughsome cuckold cuck Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: up-to-no-good lascivious theatre tattoo Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Swashbuckling sable new version A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: razzle saffron orchestra pit blood rage A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: Self-absorbed associate God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: provocative umber hall queen of the night In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50099243) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Swashbuckling sable new version raisin in the sun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50100039) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Multi-colored opaque therapy feces It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50100064) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: Walnut cumskin Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50100077) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM Author: Multi-colored opaque therapy feces https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2~#50101306) |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> I'm cheating a little, but:
"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister." |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself. "That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now." |