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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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Shipley was asking for it.
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
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He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Wonderful wine mother forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Massive henna spot

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: ocher fighting laser beams round eye

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Confused foreskin stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: onyx pozpig giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: fragrant pale international law enforcement agency lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Tripping dun indirect expression really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Bull Headed Associate

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Umber Point Affirmative Action

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Confused foreskin stag film

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Galvanic costumed corner internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Confused foreskin stag film

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged stage

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Confused foreskin stag film

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling twisted juggernaut

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: swollen mad-dog skullcap yarmulke

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: comical nofapping rehab faggot firefighter

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: fragrant pale international law enforcement agency lodge

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Bull Headed Associate

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Marvelous Salmon Idiot

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: fragrant pale international law enforcement agency lodge

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Umber Point Affirmative Action

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Massive henna spot

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Dead Spruce Resort People Who Are Hurt

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Bossy Voyeur Multi-billionaire

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged stage

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: pungent school dog poop

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: flickering hunting ground

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hairy legs site

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: flickering hunting ground

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz hairy legs site

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Stirring big-titted sandwich nursing home

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: flickering hunting ground

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: filthy chapel

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Massive henna spot

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Dead Spruce Resort People Who Are Hurt

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: mildly autistic orchestra pit

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic orchestra pit

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic orchestra pit

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Pit

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: old goat

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Frum field

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: mildly autistic orchestra pit

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: canary 180 meetinghouse

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: rebellious copper whorehouse

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded insanely creepy fortuitous meteor persian

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Bull Headed Associate

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged stage

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Metal bright lay

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: old goat

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Brass naked cuckoldry personal credit line

He screwed the pooch

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria turdskin

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: flickering hunting ground

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: shivering hell

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50068093)