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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
umber roast beef party of the first part
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
umber roast beef party of the first part
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
umber roast beef party of the first part
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
umber roast beef party of the first part
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
umber roast beef party of the first part
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
180 public bath jap
  06/25/12
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Big Shrine
  06/25/12
Jesus
maniacal kitchen fortuitous meteor
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literally rofling
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  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
salmon filthpig
  08/02/12
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  08/29/12
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  02/22/13
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  06/27/14
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  02/09/19
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Marvelous address
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
scarlet library stock car
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
umber roast beef party of the first part
  06/25/12
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Big Shrine
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
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180 public bath jap
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Learning Disabled Hyperactive Windowlicker Forum
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Magenta People Who Are Hurt
  08/02/12
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Tan bespoke principal's office
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Copper Excitant Knife Chad
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
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  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Big Shrine
  06/25/12
...
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  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Big Shrine
  06/25/12
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  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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umber roast beef party of the first part
  06/25/12
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Heady haunted graveyard school cafeteria
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
At-the-ready razzle-dazzle crackhouse corn cake
  06/25/12
...
Tan bespoke principal's office
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
olive ape ceo
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
umber roast beef party of the first part
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
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umber roast beef party of the first part
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Tan bespoke principal's office
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Thriller step-uncle's house
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
umber roast beef party of the first part
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
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"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Hot self-absorbed den hairy legs
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
umber roast beef party of the first part
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umber roast beef party of the first part
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
salmon filthpig
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Magenta People Who Are Hurt
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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Much love for the shout, Box.
umber roast beef party of the first part
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Magenta People Who Are Hurt
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
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  08/02/12
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  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
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  09/14/12
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Tan bespoke principal's office
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
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  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
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  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
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rebellious plaza pistol
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
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LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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vengeful sneaky criminal
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Thriller step-uncle's house
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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  01/29/18
where did he go
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Opaque property place of business

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: adulterous police squad bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: 180 public bath jap

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Big Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: maniacal kitchen fortuitous meteor

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: house-broken aphrodisiac box office

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: salmon filthpig

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Gold Contagious Abode

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: dark slippery fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Jade nofapping sandwich casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed maroon stag film

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: rebellious plaza pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: shivering nursing home immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Maize senate



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Aromatic station death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Aromatic station death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: curious sepia school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Marvelous address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: scarlet library stock car

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Big Shrine

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Big Shrine

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: 180 public bath jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Hyperactive Windowlicker Forum

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Magenta People Who Are Hurt

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Tan bespoke principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Copper Excitant Knife Chad

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: brass splenetic garrison dog poop

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Big Shrine

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: white market marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Big Shrine

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Magenta People Who Are Hurt

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: gay azn

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Heady haunted graveyard school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzle-dazzle crackhouse corn cake

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Tan bespoke principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: olive ape ceo

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: diverse genital piercing skinny woman

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Tan bespoke principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: supple lay mood

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Hot self-absorbed den hairy legs

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: salmon filthpig

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Magenta People Who Are Hurt

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Magenta People Who Are Hurt

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant cream codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: multi-colored underhanded hell cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Magenta People Who Are Hurt

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Hot self-absorbed den hairy legs

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Magenta People Who Are Hurt

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Twisted sooty degenerate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Magenta People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant cream codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Sinister cruise ship

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant cream codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: umber roast beef party of the first part

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Jade nofapping sandwich casino

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Magenta People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Tan bespoke principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Jade nofapping sandwich casino

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: gay azn

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Jade nofapping sandwich casino

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: rebellious plaza pistol

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: gay azn

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Twinkling histrionic cuckoldry coffee pot

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Tan bespoke principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Tan bespoke principal's office

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Tan bespoke principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Tan bespoke principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Arousing toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: pea-brained pocket flask state

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: rebellious plaza pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: fantasy-prone mind-boggling university therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: vengeful sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: vengeful sneaky criminal

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Garnet Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Provocative blue factory reset button love of her life

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Magenta People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: cheese-eating preventive strike stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Domesticated range feces

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Topaz wonderful national water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: ruddy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: green dingle berry orchestra pit

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Boyish aqua rigpig dopamine

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: cheese-eating preventive strike stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Magenta People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: cheese-eating preventive strike stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Vibrant depressive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: bat shit crazy fishy area patrolman

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Odious Frum Nowag

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: vivacious rough-skinned meetinghouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: dashing lake main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious Weed Whacker Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: ivory round eye

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: kink-friendly tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Navy hall mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Marvelous address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Chocolate harsh indian lodge multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Bronze really tough guy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: stimulating disturbing base

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Deep translucent keepsake machete hospital

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: stimulating disturbing base

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#49964828)