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up 0.35% in my main account.
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  06/23/26
nice, how?
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It's an extremely boring tech-lite dividend growth portfolio...
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i'm not a number i'm a human being
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sure you are champ
Provocative Abusive Casino Rigpig
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You guys don't just VTI/VTSAX and chill? Trying to pick indi...
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  06/23/26
Irrelevant. Answer the op faggot
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market cap weighted index funds are going to collapse and it...
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  06/23/26
My investments would be the least of my worries in that scen...
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  06/23/26
I'll be fine, I own some Smith & Wesson Brands Inc (SWBI...
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  06/23/26
I designed a retirement strategy that I think is good and th...
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  06/24/26
-1.58% FURK THESE BLOODY BASTARDS
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dunno and dunno how do find out
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0.79%
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1.7% almost entirely in VT
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  06/23/26
I'm up 1.17% (mostly in dividend stocks at the moment, inclu...
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  06/23/26
I'm in GIS (and CAG, lol) in my play-around account but I do...
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I'm in GIS, CAG, and KHC. KHC has been doing a gain/loss yo...
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-2.08%
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(-2.14%)
bat-shit-crazy lilac ratface
  06/23/26
You don't put a negative sign inside of a parenthetical to c...
Exciting slimy point blood rage
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He meant the OP was down -2.14%
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i copied and pasted it directly from my fidelity account
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  06/23/26
I put in $45k this morning, for once in my fucking life I bo...
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Down 5% you fucking pussies. Wah muh vanguard. John Bogle di...
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I, along with the rest of President Trump's Cabinet, went in...
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: frozen alcoholic base hairy legs



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: orchid fiercely-loyal laser beams gay wizard

up 0.35% in my main account.

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: frozen alcoholic base hairy legs

nice, how?

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: orchid fiercely-loyal laser beams gay wizard

It's an extremely boring tech-lite dividend growth portfolio and all that stuff is up today. My day's winner is... BTI (+~3%).

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: burgundy resort

Literally no idea. You guise are cucks to ur number

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:16 AM
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: orchid fiercely-loyal laser beams gay wizard

i'm not a number i'm a human being

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: Provocative Abusive Casino Rigpig

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: puce fragrant range boltzmann

You guys don't just VTI/VTSAX and chill? Trying to pick individual stocks and random shit is too stressful.

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: stimulating carnelian gaming laptop

Irrelevant. Answer the op faggot

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: orchid fiercely-loyal laser beams gay wizard

market cap weighted index funds are going to collapse and it won't be so 'chill' going forward, lib.

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: puce fragrant range boltzmann

My investments would be the least of my worries in that scenario buddy.

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: low-t library milk

I'll be fine, I own some Smith & Wesson Brands Inc (SWBI) and The Campbell's Company Common Stock (CPB) for that scenario

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: snowy trailer park pocket flask

think you'd be better off with the ammo and the soup than claims to some pieces of paper at state street in that case

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: slap-happy elite haunted graveyard love of her life



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: flirting olive factory reset button

I designed a retirement strategy that I think is good and that I want to stick to. The first part of it is to generate enough money to pay my bills. VTI/VTSAX aren't the best options for that

I understand that focusing first on growth would maximize returns, but I don't care. I do not need as much money as possible, just enough to reliably be able to retire, and I think ensuring my bills are paid without having to tap an emergency fund or investments is a desirable thing

I estimate end of 2029 as the outside date for retirement at the latest if things generally go as expected the next few years. Hopefully I can do it even earlier

Was UP yesterday; am doing -.78% at the moment this morning

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: stimulating carnelian gaming laptop

-1.58% FURK THESE BLOODY BASTARDS

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Trip stage partner

dunno and dunno how do find out

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: galvanic misunderstood public bath

0.79%

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Slate School

1.7% almost entirely in VT

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: flirting olive factory reset button

I'm up 1.17% (mostly in dividend stocks at the moment, including several percent up today on GIS, which I recommended to Tommy during its 10 year lows).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2~#49958293)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: orchid fiercely-loyal laser beams gay wizard

I'm in GIS (and CAG, lol) in my play-around account but I don't trust it enough to put it in my real account. All the food brands are up big today for some reason (edit: actually I think its because some hawaiian judge struck down the SNAP junk food ban), I wouldn't get too excited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2~#49958317)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: flirting olive factory reset button

I'm in GIS, CAG, and KHC. KHC has been doing a gain/loss yo-yo for me.

GIS overall - up $2900

KHC overall - down $1021

CAG overall - down $2676

Was up a modest 1500 or so overall until KHC dumped the past few sessions. Now down ~$1k. Holding longer term and think I'll have a nice win on at least one of them

I'm also tempted by CPB at 7.5% yield, but I really don't need any more exposure to foods or an executive team that publicly shoots itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2~#49958334)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Exciting slimy point blood rage

-2.08%

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lilac ratface

(-2.14%)

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Exciting slimy point blood rage

You don't put a negative sign inside of a parenthetical to convey a loss. You do either/or. Please revise.

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: orchid fiercely-loyal laser beams gay wizard

He meant the OP was down -2.14%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2~#49958353)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: galvanic misunderstood public bath



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: odious garrison



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: shimmering shaky dilemma



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lilac ratface

i copied and pasted it directly from my fidelity account

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Bronze Fluffy Institution Dingle Berry

I put in $45k this morning, for once in my fucking life I bought the dip. Fully expecting it to decline again for the next month.

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: vermilion anal nibblets

Down 5% you fucking pussies. Wah muh vanguard. John Bogle died a goddamn pauper.

I'm up 30% this year though yny

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Date: June 23rd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Boyish topaz digit ratio background story

I, along with the rest of President Trump's Cabinet, went into cash a week ago. So we are not down at all.

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