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Starting a new job Monday. Taking questions, suggestions, and preferably abuse.
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Insane Business Firm Genital Piercing $201,000.00k + 10% bonus + great benefits. Fully remote with no apparent risk of RTO ever because the team is distributed across three continents. My manager is in the UK.
I will be managing 3-4 codecucks (exact number TBD) and one junior manager.
I will resume poasting about how much I hate coding.
AMA. ELI5. TANSTAAFL.
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: floppy newt bc1q50nszftceps6xe5c0g3u7rlr98wc8n7sjc7kns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099208) |
Date: August 28th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Spruce theater ratface why 201k and not 200k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099207) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Insane Business Firm Genital Piercing Negotiated up from $180k and their final number was $201k instead of an even $200k for reasons unknown to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099215) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:23 AM Author: doobsian voyeur Cock pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099210) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: Avocado confused location rigpig what does "managing" coaders entail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099211) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Insane Business Firm Genital Piercing I like to think of coders as people with special needs, and as a manager I'm their caretaker. I have the social skills that coders usually lack, which is why I got promoted to management. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099219) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Avocado confused location rigpig why do they need care or social skills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099260) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: shaky turquoise stage gunner Manager in the UK should mean a chill work life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099213) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Insane Business Firm Genital Piercing He was incredibly laid back and friendly in the interviews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099221) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: shivering offensive indirect expression codepig How many actual hours of "work" will you have to do each week.
Also ideally this doesn't disrupt your Slice of Life poasting. |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: Insane Business Firm Genital Piercing Don't know how busy it'll be yet, but if you start seeing lots of threads like "holy fuck i hate coding" or "holy fuck i hate managing coders," it's probably too much "work" and drudgery.
I started my Slice of Life poasting while employed and will continue to poast those threads. |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: shivering offensive indirect expression codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099316) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Soul-stirring Autistic Pit isnt this like your third or fourth job this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099264) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Insane Business Firm Genital Piercing Third job. A few months ago I left a job after six years for a new job only to get laid off two months later. This new job is with a big and seemingly stable company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099304) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Dun Base Kitty Go back to Israel you Chinese Indian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Insane Business Firm Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099306) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Slate overrated tanning salon selfie why are you starting a new "job" every other week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099277) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Purple tantric kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099310) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Insane Business Firm Genital Piercing I had the Same Job for six years until I found a higher-paying job a few months ago. Unfortunately, that new job misled me about the state of the project I'd be working on, and I was laid off after two months because their client bailed. So now I'm starting a New Job with a very big and seemingly Very Stable company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099315) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: Racy Ocher Resort How is this new job's pay relative to the job that misled you? The job before that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099333) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Racy Ocher Resort Fuck, I wish I could do that. You'd never actually have to do any work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099319) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: silver glittery crackhouse feces You’re guaranteed an exactly 10% bonus every year, or is 10% the “target” or some bullshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099453) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: Insane Business Firm Genital Piercing not guaranteed, depends on a combo of personal performance and company performance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2~#50099459) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: silver glittery crackhouse feces So it’s just some made up number that has no actual bearing on any bonus you do or don’t get.
They just “sometimes give out bonuses of some amount if we like you” |