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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
autistic lay antidepressant drug
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Histrionic Coral Institution
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
autistic lay antidepressant drug
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Histrionic Coral Institution
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
autistic lay antidepressant drug
  10/03/12
dat racis
Irradiated sickened genital piercing pistol
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
walnut thriller candlestick maker tanning salon
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
vivacious crimson point
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
infuriating piazza
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
provocative orchid theater stage
  10/11/12
180
Lavender buck-toothed newt hominid
  10/22/12
jesus....
Bonkers hall ape
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Ebony fragrant cuckoldry pit
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Ebony fragrant cuckoldry pit
  12/22/15
still glad
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charismatic disturbing filthpig
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/03/12
prescient
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Bistre psychic mad cow disease
  10/20/14
lol
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  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
chocolate gunner cumskin
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
Vigorous School Cafeteria
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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  12/09/12
haha ty
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Doobsian Stage Goal In Life
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
Opaque hilarious gas station
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
contagious rough-skinned dingle berry
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  10/04/12
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Beady-eyed Center Sweet Tailpipe
  12/05/12
xo at its best
flatulent set
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Ruddy volcanic crater partner
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/11/12
180
flatulent set
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Crystalline home boltzmann
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
Alcoholic multi-billionaire
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/22/12
180
Irate Well-lubricated Theater
  11/10/12
this was underrated
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in da HOUSE
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  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
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  10/22/12
lol
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dashing dragon masturbator
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Histrionic Coral Institution
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Histrionic Coral Institution
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Histrionic Coral Institution
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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  10/30/12
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  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Beady-eyed Center Sweet Tailpipe
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
dashing dragon masturbator
  10/31/12
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dashing dragon masturbator
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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Irate Well-lubricated Theater
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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dashing dragon masturbator
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Histrionic Coral Institution
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
dashing dragon masturbator
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
dashing dragon masturbator
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
dashing dragon masturbator
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Crystalline home boltzmann
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
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  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Crystalline home boltzmann
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
hairraiser carnelian abode
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Crystalline home boltzmann
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
hairraiser carnelian abode
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Crystalline home boltzmann
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
hairraiser carnelian abode
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Crystalline home boltzmann
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
dashing dragon masturbator
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
dashing dragon masturbator
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
hairraiser carnelian abode
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
dashing dragon masturbator
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
hairraiser carnelian abode
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
dashing dragon masturbator
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
hairraiser carnelian abode
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Crystalline home boltzmann
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
dashing dragon masturbator
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Crystalline home boltzmann
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
hairraiser carnelian abode
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
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  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
dashing dragon masturbator
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Crystalline home boltzmann
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
dashing dragon masturbator
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
dashing dragon masturbator
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
hairraiser carnelian abode
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Hideous impressive idiot
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
vivacious crimson point
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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  12/09/12
Lies
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  12/05/12
WTF!!!
hairraiser carnelian abode
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you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
henna heady stage
  12/09/12
180.
dashing dragon masturbator
  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
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  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
dashing dragon masturbator
  01/12/13
Update?
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Doobsian Stage Goal In Life
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Second page!?
Alcoholic multi-billionaire
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I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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Is the hippo still chillin??
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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anyone heard anything about this?
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I would really like a follow up article
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  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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Doobsian Stage Goal In Life
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
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lets do this
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hippo is still there
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gots to get mine ofs
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: autistic lay antidepressant drug

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Histrionic Coral Institution

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: autistic lay antidepressant drug

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Coral Institution

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: autistic lay antidepressant drug

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Irradiated sickened genital piercing pistol

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: walnut thriller candlestick maker tanning salon

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: vivacious crimson point

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: infuriating piazza

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: provocative orchid theater stage

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Lavender buck-toothed newt hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Bonkers hall ape

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Ebony fragrant cuckoldry pit

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Ebony fragrant cuckoldry pit

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Ebony fragrant cuckoldry pit

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: charismatic disturbing filthpig



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Coral Institution

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Coral Institution



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Bistre psychic mad cow disease



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: glassy parlour round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling cruise ship

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: contagious rough-skinned dingle berry

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Maroon house preventive strike

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Diverse insane private investor brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Iridescent Motley Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: chocolate gunner cumskin

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Vigorous School Cafeteria

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: henna heady stage

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Mustard location pervert

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Opaque hilarious gas station

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: contagious rough-skinned dingle berry

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: glittery twinkling uncleanness

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Center Sweet Tailpipe

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: flatulent set

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Ruddy volcanic crater partner

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: flatulent set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Crystalline home boltzmann

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic multi-billionaire

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Irate Well-lubricated Theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Poppy high-end chapel

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: brass temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: federal milk associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: racy half-breed library

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Disgusting meetinghouse son of senegal

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: charismatic disturbing filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Coral Institution

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Coral Institution

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Coral Institution

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Pale swashbuckling chad queen of the night

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: canary property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Center Sweet Tailpipe

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Supple burgundy nowag crackhouse

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Irate Well-lubricated Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Crystalline home boltzmann

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Arousing Fortuitous Meteor Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: bateful judgmental ceo halford

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: crusty stirring national security agency

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Histrionic Coral Institution

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Coral Institution

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Lavender buck-toothed newt hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Crystalline home boltzmann

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Crystalline home boltzmann

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Crystalline home boltzmann

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Crystalline home boltzmann

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Crystalline home boltzmann

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Crystalline home boltzmann

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Crystalline home boltzmann

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: deranged 180 corner double fault

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: autistic lay antidepressant drug

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: racy half-breed library

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Crystalline home boltzmann

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Soggy station pozpig

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: geriatric telephone marketing idea

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Histrionic Coral Institution

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: curious crawly corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Bright Lascivious Garrison Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: misunderstood range stain

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: contagious rough-skinned dingle berry

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Comical roommate

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Submissive yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Hideous impressive idiot

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: vivacious crimson point

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: flirting ocher state

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine senate love of her life

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: hairraiser carnelian abode

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: big blathering macaca

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal insanely creepy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Irate Well-lubricated Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: henna heady stage

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: cracking locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: cobalt floppy boistinker laser beams

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Onyx arrogant cuck

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Frisky sanctuary famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Histrionic Coral Institution

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: exciting hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic multi-billionaire

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Bright Lascivious Garrison Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: aphrodisiac house-broken international law enforcement agency menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Arousing Fortuitous Meteor Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Lemon prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Fishy bawdyhouse

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: mint doctorate

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: dashing dragon masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: frum trust fund parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: razzle casino mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored bossy nursing home

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Milky galvanic field nibblets

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: federal milk associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Lemon prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: appetizing impertinent wagecucks resort

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Pea-brained cruel-hearted lodge personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Poppy high-end chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Lavender buck-toothed newt hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: aggressive rehab knife

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: big blathering macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Fishy bawdyhouse

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: canary property

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: canary property

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Hideous impressive idiot

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Boyish Base

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine senate love of her life

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Boyish Base

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: appetizing impertinent wagecucks resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: spectacular kitchen

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: aromatic kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Bistre psychic mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Diverse insane private investor brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: slimy violent whorehouse bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Gay Filthy School

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: federal milk associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: sticky university puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Irate Well-lubricated Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: domesticated stead new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: dull plaza brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: aromatic kitty cat

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Talented affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: vivacious crimson point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Sexy messiness becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: frum trust fund parlor

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: nubile passionate stag film gaming laptop

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Sexy messiness becky

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Olive underhanded area lettuce

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Trip orange box office sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Cerebral codepig turdskin

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Puce concupiscible indian lodge weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: sooty business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Slate foreskin spot

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: razzle casino mad-dog skullcap

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: contagious rough-skinned dingle berry

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: razzle casino mad-dog skullcap

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: contagious rough-skinned dingle berry

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Sexy messiness becky

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: maize clown ticket booth



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Odious dilemma



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Bronze Principal's Office



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Green theatre



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: sooty business firm



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Doobsian Stage Goal In Life

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2~#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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