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Found a way to rage bait foreigners. Watching WC at a bar, yell "JUST BOOT IT!"

Over and over again. No way you're leaving that bar with...
Topaz exciting center messiness
  06/16/26
you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supp...
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Topaz exciting center messiness
  06/16/26
you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take
Drab casino doctorate
  06/16/26
it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game
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  06/16/26
IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIK...
Avocado Curious Organic Girlfriend
  06/16/26
"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY...
mustard odious feces
  06/16/26
The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.
Topaz exciting center messiness
  06/16/26
One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of ...
Garnet Soul-stirring House Turdskin
  06/16/26
Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goa...
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mustard odious feces
  06/16/26
i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he...
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Garnet Soul-stirring House Turdskin
  06/16/26
also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an ent...
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I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someon...
Avocado Curious Organic Girlfriend
  06/16/26
This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros
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Garnet Soul-stirring House Turdskin
  06/16/26
one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL p...
Fighting patrolman sanctuary
  06/16/26
Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?
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  06/16/26
WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM ...
mustard odious feces
  06/16/26
Ties are really faggy.
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  06/16/26
8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- in...
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  06/16/26
where tf is bloodacre btw
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  06/16/26
BW3s
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  06/17/26
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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Topaz exciting center messiness

Over and over again.

No way you're leaving that bar without chucking knucks

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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Drab casino doctorate

you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supposed to actually try to score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49941962)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Topaz exciting center messiness



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Drab casino doctorate

you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: pearl bbw degenerate

it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game

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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Avocado Curious Organic Girlfriend

IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIKE TAKING A NOSE DIVE BECAUSE SOMEONE TOUCHED YOUR JERSEY

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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: mustard odious feces

"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!?!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49941987)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Topaz exciting center messiness

The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942002)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Garnet Soul-stirring House Turdskin

One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of the things we're working on are: (1) taking a good shot when you have one, rather than trying to manufacture a great shot and (2) putting the ball in the middle of the field for your teammates, instead of trying to dribble around a bunch of defenders to create a great shot--that is unlikely to come to fruition--for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942007)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Poppy community account macaca

Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goal a game from all over the field. Block the goalie's view with guys on shoulders, forming a circle around the ball as its dribbled downfield, etc. Lots of low hanging fruit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942018)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: mustard odious feces



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Fighting patrolman sanctuary

i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he was a standout soccer player in high school and was recruited for college soccer.

anyway, some famous soccer player was asking Ripken about his playing style and Ripken said he was always ready to take a good shot on goal. the player asked what Ripken considered a good shot and Ripken laughed and said "anything within 50 yards was a good shot for me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942056)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Garnet Soul-stirring House Turdskin



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Drab casino doctorate

also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an entire bench sitting there with faggy vests never seeing any action. get one or two of them to be the team instigators and put them in to fuck with the other team if you're fighting an uphill battle like paragay was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942072)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Avocado Curious Organic Girlfriend

I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someone explain like I'm 40?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942081)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: galvanic jet tattoo dysfunction

This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942037)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Garnet Soul-stirring House Turdskin



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Fighting patrolman sanctuary

one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL players had played soccer, the US would be better than the rest of the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942041)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: racy codepig space

Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942045)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: mustard odious feces

WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM

ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942050)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: dun underhanded school haunted graveyard

Ties are really faggy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942077)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: racy codepig space

8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- including a 0-0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942082)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: startled frisky place of business

where tf is bloodacre btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2~#49942367)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: dun underhanded school haunted graveyard

BW3s

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Date: June 17th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: startled frisky place of business

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