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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Drab menage
  08/14/13
tell me
Bateful sex offender internal respiration
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
lol tyft
ocher hilarious gaming laptop
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Indigo property
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
so underrated
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Charismatic Patrolman Twinkling Uncleanness
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Honey-headed kitchen
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Flushed boltzmann point
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Coral cracking sound barrier
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
crimson brunch gunner
  08/14/13
lmao
Bateful sex offender internal respiration
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Costumed Medicated University
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Coral cracking sound barrier
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Stimulating Legal Warrant
  08/14/13
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ocher hilarious gaming laptop
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Bespoke nursing home
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
rofl
Bateful sex offender internal respiration
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180
Violet lodge keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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took a few attempts but 180
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Beta Factory Reset Button
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adventurous parlour
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Charismatic Patrolman Twinkling Uncleanness
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house-broken spectacular location
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ocher hilarious gaming laptop
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house-broken spectacular location
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
crimson brunch gunner
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
house-broken spectacular location
  08/14/13
best of thread
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
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Jet Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
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Costumed Medicated University
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Costumed Medicated University
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
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ocher hilarious gaming laptop
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Drab menage
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ocher hilarious gaming laptop
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
ocher hilarious gaming laptop
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Galvanic burgundy site
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
crimson brunch gunner
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Mauve digit ratio
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Bateful sex offender internal respiration
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180
Flatulent corner
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abusive private investor temple
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Drab menage
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180 bisexual senate old irish cottage
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Spruce contagious house depressive
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Mauve digit ratio
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Jet Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Jet Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
lol
nofapping friendly grandma
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
house-broken spectacular location
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
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Jet Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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marvelous selfie voyeur
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
house-broken spectacular location
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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Jet Gay Wizard
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Self-centered Avocado Resort
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Self-centered Avocado Resort
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Buff passionate organic girlfriend
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Jet Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Jet Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Tripping bat-shit-crazy spot dingle berry
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
sinister comical parlor
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Bespoke nursing home
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Bespoke nursing home
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Violet lodge keepsake machete
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Razzle hell
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Jet Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
sinister comical parlor
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Tripping bat-shit-crazy spot dingle berry
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
sinister comical parlor
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
sinister comical parlor
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
sinister comical parlor
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
sinister comical parlor
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
sinister comical parlor
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
sinister comical parlor
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
ocher hilarious gaming laptop
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
ocher hilarious gaming laptop
  08/14/13
whatever
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
arousing blathering skinny woman international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Jet Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
house-broken spectacular location
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
lol
Flatulent corner
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
180
Violet lodge keepsake machete
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Soul-stirring stage
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
house-broken spectacular location
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Big Twinkling Fanboi Trailer Park
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Big Twinkling Fanboi Trailer Park
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Violet lodge keepsake machete
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Violet lodge keepsake machete
  08/14/13
lol tyft
ocher hilarious gaming laptop
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
ocher hilarious gaming laptop
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
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light geriatric faggotry
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Flatulent corner
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
stirring stag film
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
brilliant business firm
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Violet lodge keepsake machete
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Violet lodge keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Jet Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Violet lodge keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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exhilarant generalized bond
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
lmao
ocher hilarious gaming laptop
  08/14/13
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naked henna market
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
navy box office lettuce
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
talented dysfunction
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Drab menage
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Drab menage
  08/14/13
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Big Twinkling Fanboi Trailer Park
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
Pics?
Stubborn vigorous field persian
  08/14/13
link?
Fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap
  08/17/13
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Bateful sex offender internal respiration
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
autistic space
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
boyish office dopamine
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Jet Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
onyx dilemma
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
thriller base stain
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
thriller base stain
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
thriller base stain
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Duck-like misanthropic telephone
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Titillating hyperventilating gas station police squad
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
thriller base stain
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Fluffy swollen elastic band stage
  08/14/13
Underrated
exhilarant generalized bond
  08/15/13
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vibrant pit
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Titillating hyperventilating gas station police squad
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Fluffy swollen elastic band stage
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Useless heady faggot firefighter meetinghouse
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Jet Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
pearly slap-happy useless brakes prole
  08/14/13
lol
Beta Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
pearly slap-happy useless brakes prole
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Beta Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
pearly slap-happy useless brakes prole
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Titillating hyperventilating gas station police squad
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Tripping bat-shit-crazy spot dingle berry
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Beta Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
abusive private investor temple
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Beta Factory Reset Button
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Odious Blue Range
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180
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Fluffy swollen elastic band stage
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onyx dilemma
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  09/11/13
Lmao
Racy unholy locus messiness
  06/07/17
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Charismatic Patrolman Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Shaky Razzmatazz Associate Main People
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
magical jewess
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
thriller base stain
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  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  08/17/13
poignant
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  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Talking blood rage
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magical jewess
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
umber swashbuckling kitty preventive strike
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Self-centered Avocado Resort
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Useless heady faggot firefighter meetinghouse
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
bat shit crazy gaped coldplay fan foreskin
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dashing brethren
  12/28/13
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plum nowag
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
wonderful brass roommate knife
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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jet-lagged juggernaut
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abusive private investor temple
  10/25/17
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Fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap
  11/29/15
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180 bisexual senate old irish cottage
  01/05/16
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Fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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jet-lagged juggernaut
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Drab menage
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
maroon drunken area
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Walnut Vengeful Step-uncle's House Legend
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
maroon drunken area
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Buff passionate organic girlfriend
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Fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Drab menage



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Bateful sex offender internal respiration

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Drab menage

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: ocher hilarious gaming laptop

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Indigo property

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: bat shit crazy gaped coldplay fan foreskin

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: 180 bisexual senate old irish cottage

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Territorial curious theater



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Hyperactive Soggy Pisswyrm Ticket Booth

so underrated

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: adventurous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Costumed Medicated University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Flushed boltzmann point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Patrolman Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Flushed boltzmann point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Coral cracking sound barrier

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: crimson brunch gunner

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Bateful sex offender internal respiration

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Costumed Medicated University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Coral cracking sound barrier

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Stimulating Legal Warrant

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: ocher hilarious gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Drab menage

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Bespoke nursing home

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Drab menage

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Drab menage

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Drab menage

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Bateful sex offender internal respiration

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Violet lodge keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: lascivious heaven psychic

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: nubile lilac incel background story

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Beta Factory Reset Button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: abusive private investor temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: vibrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Buff passionate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: adventurous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Patrolman Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: house-broken spectacular location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: ocher hilarious gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: house-broken spectacular location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Drab menage

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: crimson brunch gunner

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: house-broken spectacular location

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Costumed Medicated University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Costumed Medicated University

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Drab menage

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: ocher hilarious gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Drab menage

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: ocher hilarious gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Drab menage

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: ocher hilarious gaming laptop

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Galvanic burgundy site

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: crimson brunch gunner

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Mauve digit ratio

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Bateful sex offender internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Flatulent corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: awkward aromatic sweet tailpipe sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: abusive private investor temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Drab menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: 180 bisexual senate old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Spruce contagious house depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Mauve digit ratio

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: nofapping friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Drab menage

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: house-broken spectacular location

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: shivering shitlib cruise ship

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: marvelous selfie voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Drab menage

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: house-broken spectacular location

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: chocolate sick national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Drab menage

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Drab menage

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Self-centered Avocado Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Self-centered Avocado Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Buff passionate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Drab menage

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Tripping bat-shit-crazy spot dingle berry

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: sinister comical parlor

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Bespoke nursing home

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Bespoke nursing home

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Violet lodge keepsake machete

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: bossy erotic jap cuckold

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Razzle hell

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: sinister comical parlor

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Tripping bat-shit-crazy spot dingle berry

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: naked henna market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: sinister comical parlor

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: sinister comical parlor

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: sinister comical parlor

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: sinister comical parlor

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: sinister comical parlor

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: sinister comical parlor

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: ocher hilarious gaming laptop

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: ocher hilarious gaming laptop

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: arousing blathering skinny woman international law enforcement agency

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: house-broken spectacular location

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Drab menage

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Drab menage

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Flatulent corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Drab menage

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Violet lodge keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: house-broken spectacular location

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Drab menage

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Drab menage

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Big Twinkling Fanboi Trailer Park

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Big Twinkling Fanboi Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Drab menage

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Drab menage

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Violet lodge keepsake machete

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Violet lodge keepsake machete

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: ocher hilarious gaming laptop

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: ocher hilarious gaming laptop

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: light geriatric faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Flatulent corner

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: stirring stag film

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: brilliant business firm

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Violet lodge keepsake machete

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Violet lodge keepsake machete

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Violet lodge keepsake machete

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Drab menage

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: ocher hilarious gaming laptop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: naked henna market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: navy box office lettuce

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: talented dysfunction

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Drab menage

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Drab menage

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Big Twinkling Fanboi Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Stubborn vigorous field persian

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Bateful sex offender internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: autistic space

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: boyish office dopamine

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: onyx dilemma

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: thriller base stain

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: thriller base stain

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: thriller base stain

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Duck-like misanthropic telephone

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Titillating hyperventilating gas station police squad

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: thriller base stain

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Fluffy swollen elastic band stage

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: vibrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Titillating hyperventilating gas station police squad

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Fluffy swollen elastic band stage

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Useless heady faggot firefighter meetinghouse

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Jet Gay Wizard

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: pearly slap-happy useless brakes prole

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Beta Factory Reset Button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: pearly slap-happy useless brakes prole

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Beta Factory Reset Button

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: pearly slap-happy useless brakes prole

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Titillating hyperventilating gas station police squad

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Glassy mewling volcanic crater stock car

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Tripping bat-shit-crazy spot dingle berry

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: cerise mad cow disease goal in life

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: scarlet exciting shrine cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Beta Factory Reset Button

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: abusive private investor temple

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Beta Factory Reset Button

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: magical jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Odious Blue Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: thriller base stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Fluffy swollen elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: onyx dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: umber swashbuckling kitty preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Racy unholy locus messiness

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Patrolman Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Shaky Razzmatazz Associate Main People

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: magical jewess

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: ruby nibblets tattoo

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: thriller base stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: trip circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Cheese-eating doctorate state

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Copper supple quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: motley nudist rehab pozpig

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Mildly autistic bawdyhouse

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: histrionic tantric people who are hurt community account

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Talking blood rage

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: magical jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: umber swashbuckling kitty preventive strike

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Self-centered Avocado Resort

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Useless heady faggot firefighter meetinghouse

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: bat shit crazy gaped coldplay fan foreskin

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Dashing brethren

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: plum nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: wonderful brass roommate knife

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: silver floppy place of business immigrant

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: iridescent set affirmative action

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: 180 bisexual senate old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: shivering shitlib cruise ship

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: abusive private investor temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: 180 bisexual senate old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Bearded beady-eyed stead half-breed

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Drab menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: maroon drunken area

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Walnut Vengeful Step-uncle's House Legend

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: maroon drunken area

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Buff passionate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Wild kitty cat round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Buff passionate organic girlfriend



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Buff passionate organic girlfriend



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