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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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aqua wagecucks
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
fiercely-loyal histrionic locus
  05/20/25
Never played it
aqua wagecucks
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Gold hominid
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
aqua wagecucks
  05/20/25
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Maize big idiot
  10/24/25
wario land
aphrodisiac fantasy-prone space
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
aqua wagecucks
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
odious thirsty hospital cuckold
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
aqua wagecucks
  05/20/25
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Maize big idiot
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
aromatic orchid ticket booth
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
aqua wagecucks
  10/23/25
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Maize big idiot
  10/23/25
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bespoke old irish cottage
  10/23/25
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Maize big idiot
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
concupiscible rusted idea he suggested
  10/23/25
Jesus
fiercely-loyal histrionic locus
  10/23/25
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Maize big idiot
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Useless Charismatic Feces Deer Antler
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Useless Charismatic Feces Deer Antler
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
fiercely-loyal histrionic locus
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Useless Charismatic Feces Deer Antler
  10/25/25
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Maize big idiot
  10/25/25
https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.co...
Useless Charismatic Feces Deer Antler
  10/25/25
180
Maize big idiot
  10/25/25
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aqua wagecucks
  10/25/25
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Maize big idiot
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
  08/25/26
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lfo
  08/26/26
The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (d...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26


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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: aqua wagecucks

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal histrionic locus

We're doing rape tape right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#48949213)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: aqua wagecucks

Never played it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#48949374)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Gold hominid

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#48949395)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: aqua wagecucks

It came out in 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#48949423)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Maize big idiot



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fantasy-prone space

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: aqua wagecucks

Wario Land is a prestigious game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#48949421)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: odious thirsty hospital cuckold

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#48949452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: aqua wagecucks

Yeah that was engagement bait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#48949455)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Maize big idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49369977)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: aromatic orchid ticket booth

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#48952001)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: aqua wagecucks

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49369974)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Maize big idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49369976)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bespoke old irish cottage



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Maize big idiot



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: concupiscible rusted idea he suggested

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49369616)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal histrionic locus

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49370048)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Maize big idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49370345)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Useless Charismatic Feces Deer Antler

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49374858)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Useless Charismatic Feces Deer Antler

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal histrionic locus

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49374875)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Useless Charismatic Feces Deer Antler

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Maize big idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49374904)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Useless Charismatic Feces Deer Antler

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49374915)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Maize big idiot

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: aqua wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49374922)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Maize big idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#49374956)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#50093422)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#50094775)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (didn't play the last one that was a shooter or some shit...only the ones where you controlled motherfuckers like Abe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2~#50094784)