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I got a lymphatic drainage massage and my diseased toenail fell off

true story, it was 180. I got a fungus infection on my toena...
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/12/26
Lol
irradiated self-absorbed organic girlfriend
  07/12/26
hot, right?
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/12/26
Is your penis still attached?
Fragrant underhanded keepsake machete regret
  07/12/26
I have a clitdick, not a "penis"
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/12/26
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irradiated self-absorbed organic girlfriend
  07/12/26
bumping this much better content than nyuug spam
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/12/26
heights of everyone involved?
bat shit crazy cruel-hearted milk field
  07/12/26
I'm 5'5 and the masseuse was my height. my income is current...
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/12/26
Explain yourself.
Fragrant underhanded keepsake machete regret
  07/12/26
female, Between Jobs
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/12/26
Husband's income? Cans/panties?
Fragrant underhanded keepsake machete regret
  07/12/26
bf's income: higher than $0 but definitely less than half of...
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/12/26
If flame, I call flame. If not, I can host.
Fragrant underhanded keepsake machete regret
  07/12/26
you mean me and my bf right? you in the corner? let's gooo ...
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  07/12/26
Can you break up with him for like a month so we can have a ...
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1am poasts tp
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  07/13/26
At the risk of sounding like a yuge fag, nothing beats our i...
razzmatazz cruise ship headpube
  07/13/26
Really? You're 5'5"? I unironically thought you were sh...
razzmatazz cruise ship headpube
  07/13/26
lol maybe because you always see how much shorter I get when...
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/13/26
😮
razzmatazz cruise ship headpube
  07/13/26
This isn’t Johnsmeyer, jfc you’re dumb
Dull center marketing idea
  07/13/26
coincidence or do you think there's some connection? i wo...
Ruby mind-boggling gas station karate
  07/12/26
so, I left out part of the story. both of my big toenails we...
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/12/26
how can you live ur life like this and not try to get a spec...
adulterous histrionic hospital fanboi
  07/12/26
they were just yellow man it wasn't affecting my life. I jus...
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/12/26
ur feet are one of the most important parts of your body sur...
adulterous histrionic hospital fanboi
  07/12/26
causality is backwards imo. I'm very much a "beauty is ...
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/13/26
just realized this is a bird brain
adulterous histrionic hospital fanboi
  07/13/26
either way, the weird nails wouldn't hurt
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/13/26
Lymph generally doesnt move but since you had it pumped arou...
Stirring stage
  07/12/26
exactly, it was on its way out. I also have poor circulation...
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/12/26
Nice. My wife is a therapist and clients may get really amaz...
Stirring stage
  07/12/26
cranial sacral massage sounds soooo nice omg I'm a pretty...
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  07/12/26
https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754533&m...
Ruby mind-boggling gas station karate
  07/12/26
holy shit
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  07/12/26
Yeah it's pretty nuts. I'd definitely try it even if you ar...
Stirring stage
  07/13/26
when I get a job I'm gonna reward myself with one. or if I c...
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/13/26
Was expecting a disco fries thread
Autistic national
  07/13/26
180 tyty
Hilarious private investor coffee pot
  07/13/26
He would have eaten the toenail
slate pit roommate
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...
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I thought this would be scholarship tp
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  07/13/26
STFU Doobs Seriously though, this schtick has legs, let i...
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cr, legs and sexy feet (when the nails finish growing back)
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

true story, it was 180. I got a fungus infection on my toenail in college and it was never the same after that; it was thick and gross and yellow. it started to get loose early this year, and I got a lymphatic drainage massage in March and it fell off an hour later. it's half grown back now. soon I can have sexy feet, I think. not really sure what that entails actually, maybe there's some other issue that I never noticed because of the rotten toenail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995239)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: irradiated self-absorbed organic girlfriend

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995244)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

hot, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995268)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Fragrant underhanded keepsake machete regret

Is your penis still attached?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995251)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

I have a clitdick, not a "penis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995254)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: irradiated self-absorbed organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995271)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

bumping this much better content than nyuug spam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995390)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted milk field

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995431)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

I'm 5'5 and the masseuse was my height. my income is currently $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995442)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Fragrant underhanded keepsake machete regret

Explain yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995444)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

female, Between Jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995446)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: Fragrant underhanded keepsake machete regret

Husband's income? Cans/panties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995448)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

bf's income: higher than $0 but definitely less than half of mine when I was employed, not sure exactly

big T&A but currently (temporarily) chubby. but when I'm not chubby I still have substantial T&A. I am a textbook hourglass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995452)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Fragrant underhanded keepsake machete regret

If flame, I call flame.

If not, I can host.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995466)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

you mean me and my bf right? you in the corner? let's gooo

we're wgwag btw not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995472)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz cruise ship headpube

Can you break up with him for like a month so we can have a tryst. I don't necessarily need you long term but I desperately want you right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995752)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

1am poasts tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996215)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz cruise ship headpube

At the risk of sounding like a yuge fag, nothing beats our indomitable psycho-sexual connection imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996243)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz cruise ship headpube

Really? You're 5'5"? I unironically thought you were shorter. I thought you were like 5'3" lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995750)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

lol maybe because you always see how much shorter I get when I take off my shoes/boots? I'm just under 5'5 but I'm like 5'8 in most of the shoes I wear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996213)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz cruise ship headpube

😮

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996235)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Dull center marketing idea

This isn’t Johnsmeyer, jfc you’re dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996306)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Ruby mind-boggling gas station karate

coincidence or do you think there's some connection?

i wonder if you could monetize with a subset of footmos also into disease and disfigurement?

toenails are 120. i nailed my big toe with a ball and jacked it up. it won't grow out because it just continues to work back towards the cuticle. oh well. i'll never be a foot model now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995511)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

so, I left out part of the story. both of my big toenails were fucky, and right after I lost the first one and before I lost my health insurance, I went to a podiatrist to get the second removed. I told him about the massage and he said that's almost certainly what did it. he said that he had a different patient that he'd been trying to convince to get a lymphatic drainage massage and that he'd tell him my story as inspiration.

too late to monetize because they're beautiful now! but not too late for you!

but also could be worth consulting with a doctor to get the fucked up one dug out if he thinks it might grow in normal. I have medium pain tolerance afaict and it wasn't bad at all. the injections hurt a bit and then there were two times when he started DIGGING and I was like "MOAR anesthetic please." and it was enough of a Legit Procedure to have an excuse to take the day off work and just rest and keep it elevated. would do again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995516)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: adulterous histrionic hospital fanboi

how can you live ur life like this and not try to get a specialist or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995530)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

they were just yellow man it wasn't affecting my life. I just wore polish if I was wearing shoes that showed my toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995534)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:59 PM
Author: adulterous histrionic hospital fanboi

ur feet are one of the most important parts of your body surely it hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995650)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

causality is backwards imo. I'm very much a "beauty is pain" person when it comes to my feet... I always squeeze em in heels and platforms. doing that consistently caused trauma such that the nails never healed even when the fungus was long gone (which took like two weeks of meds). but the fucked up nails didn't make them hurt more or anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995662)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: adulterous histrionic hospital fanboi

just realized this is a bird brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995670)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

either way, the weird nails wouldn't hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995671)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Stirring stage

Lymph generally doesnt move but since you had it pumped around and moved it may have been all you need to remove your old injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995517)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

exactly, it was on its way out. I also have poor circulation to my extremities in general (low BP) so the massage was a bigger boost than it might have been for some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995522)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: Stirring stage

Nice. My wife is a therapist and clients may get really amazing results from lymph drainage. Literally walking out without their complaints and problems. Another one is cranial sacral. There are others too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995561)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

cranial sacral massage sounds soooo nice omg

I'm a pretty low-stress person in general but my body carries tension for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995564)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Ruby mind-boggling gas station karate

https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754533&mc=7&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995621)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995641)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Stirring stage

Yeah it's pretty nuts. I'd definitely try it even if you aren't a stressed out bro. It leaves you in quite a relaxed and what I imagine is a zen state. I'm not really hoodoo guru but it feels like I'd imagine zen feels like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49995724)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

when I get a job I'm gonna reward myself with one. or if I can find a cheap Groupon. it's relaxing even just watching YouTube videos of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996228)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Autistic national

Was expecting a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996245)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

180 tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996250)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: slate pit roommate

He would have eaten the toenail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996269)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996291)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: translucent flickering home jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996966)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: Dull center marketing idea

I thought this would be scholarship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996309)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: mentally impaired school cafeteria hunting ground

STFU Doobs

Seriously though, this schtick has legs, let it walk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49996280)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Hilarious private investor coffee pot

cr, legs and sexy feet (when the nails finish growing back)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2~#49997203)