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Lol’d that sealclubber is mourning Lindsey grahams death today

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brilliant sticky legend
  07/12/26
lol fuck that Jew retard
impressive elite kitty coldplay fan
  07/12/26
srsly
sadistic temple
  07/12/26
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Out-of-control fighting knife
  07/12/26
Link? If true, would disprove Theory #3 on sealclubber's ir...
mischievous legal warrant tank
  07/12/26
Which is what? I have been convinced for decades that it's...
excitant opaque azn
  07/12/26
I'm 98% sure I remember s/he conceding Jew at some point
copper zippy partner
  07/12/26
i don't remember him admitting jew, but he's been repeatedly...
impressive elite kitty coldplay fan
  07/12/26
of course he's jewish how is that even a question he's fa...
Geriatric Kitchen Volcanic Crater
  07/12/26
He's Jewish. He's admitted it. I can go through my spreadshe...
excitant opaque azn
  07/12/26
def not a female too stupid to be a female. i realize tha...
Geriatric Kitchen Volcanic Crater
  07/12/26
Cr. The type of stubborn, independent thinking that results ...
Chrome Indian Lodge Place Of Business
  07/12/26
Implying that he exercises any kind of "independent thi...
floppy degenerate telephone
  07/13/26
His identity is pushing--excuse me, HUMORLESSLY pushing--ret...
mischievous legal warrant tank
  07/13/26
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floppy degenerate telephone
  07/13/26
you realize there are stupid Jews with poor foresight/planni...
Laughsome Clear Ratface Gaping
  07/13/26
Possibly should have qualified my blank bump to the connivin...
floppy degenerate telephone
  07/13/26
Convincing ty.
excitant opaque azn
  07/12/26
It is well known he's jewish. He's much better in person ...
sadistic temple
  07/12/26
Why are you drinking beers with sealclubber
excitant opaque azn
  07/12/26
yea wtf, how has someone here met sealclubber
impressive elite kitty coldplay fan
  07/12/26
And why the fuck would anyone do this
floppy degenerate telephone
  07/13/26
I would have beers with most any poaster except Benzo or NYU...
sadistic temple
  07/13/26
Benzo for sure: you're going to get into a fight at some poi...
floppy degenerate telephone
  07/13/26
you think that's a woman? I don't see that at all. he has th...
Laughsome Clear Ratface Gaping
  07/12/26
Bc this all dates back to yore when he couldn't be explained...
excitant opaque azn
  07/12/26
yeah people above explained it better than I did but I didn'...
Laughsome Clear Ratface Gaping
  07/12/26
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Boyish school cafeteria idea he suggested
  07/12/26
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ruby bat-shit-crazy mexican
  07/12/26
He's not doing this afaict
Wine candlestick maker
  07/12/26
Everyone is mourning LG.
Soul-stirring plaza
  07/12/26
Nah, everyone is loling
brilliant sticky legend
  07/12/26
I should clarify that White patriots are mourning him.
Soul-stirring plaza
  07/12/26
fuck yea 1488, lindsey graham!
impressive elite kitty coldplay fan
  07/12/26
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sadistic temple
  07/12/26
me and all my racist friends idolize neocon, israel-first po...
impressive elite kitty coldplay fan
  07/12/26
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sadistic temple
  07/12/26
Well you are a fat, 50 year old shitlib.
Soul-stirring plaza
  07/12/26
i'm a bit sensitive about my weight, come on bro.
impressive elite kitty coldplay fan
  07/13/26
https://x.com/___eb__/status/2076363061192232992?s=46
brilliant sticky legend
  07/13/26
fag kike
hideous nursing home
  07/12/26
lol spoken like a true based antisemite white power guy
impressive elite kitty coldplay fan
  07/12/26
Much better to take political direction from Aryan, Zohran M...
Soul-stirring plaza
  07/13/26
no
Out-of-control fighting knife
  07/12/26
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passionate irate space feces
  07/13/26
lol
Histrionic Drunken Native
  07/13/26
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Wine candlestick maker
  07/13/26
wtf is walter getting away with "theory no 3" when...
excitant opaque azn
  07/13/26
We're sworn to secrecy. And trust me, you don't even want to...
floppy degenerate telephone
  07/13/26
That sealclubber = lindsey graham. It was never a top-tier ...
mischievous legal warrant tank
  07/13/26
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Indecent cumskin locus
  07/13/26


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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: brilliant sticky legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994507)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: impressive elite kitty coldplay fan

lol fuck that Jew retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994510)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: sadistic temple

srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994866)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Out-of-control fighting knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995305)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: mischievous legal warrant tank

Link? If true, would disprove Theory #3 on sealclubber's irl identity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994522)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: excitant opaque azn

Which is what?

I have been convinced for decades that it's a woman or Jewish. But now I think both. Also definitely Texan which adds lol. Do you think it's a gay male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994811)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: copper zippy partner

I'm 98% sure I remember s/he conceding Jew at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994821)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: impressive elite kitty coldplay fan

i don't remember him admitting jew, but he's been repeatedly accused of it and has never denied. additionally, he refers to me as a "bigot" due to my antisemitism, LJL. he's clearly a jew.

also think it's a guy. he seems like a dumbfuck who tried to be edgy in college in 2004.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994828)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Geriatric Kitchen Volcanic Crater

of course he's jewish how is that even a question

he's fairly old too. has bizarre anachronistic takes fairly often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994836)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: excitant opaque azn

He's Jewish. He's admitted it. I can go through my spreadsheet if necessary. But the real question is whether it's female or just a hypersensitive jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994865)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Geriatric Kitchen Volcanic Crater

def not a female

too stupid to be a female. i realize that might sound counter-intuitive but the kind of aggressively stupid and clueless that sealclubber is is not the kind of stupidity that women have

also does not deliberately draw attention to himself like females do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994870)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Chrome Indian Lodge Place Of Business

Cr. The type of stubborn, independent thinking that results in only men being innovators that are right when the rest of the world is wrong is the same thing that results in only men being consuela and sealclubber types that are aggressively wrong yet continue to stridely peddle their dumb bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994879)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: floppy degenerate telephone

Implying that he exercises any kind of "independent thinking" shocks the conscience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49996278)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: mischievous legal warrant tank

His identity is pushing--excuse me, HUMORLESSLY pushing--retarded 2003-era neocon takes that not a single other poaster on this bort support.

I agree there's no fucking way he's a woman. I've objected to him even being a jew given his abject retardation and lack of subtlety (e.g., no one would ever in a million years use the word "conniving" to describe sealclubber).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49997043)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: floppy degenerate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49997222)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Clear Ratface Gaping

you realize there are stupid Jews with poor foresight/planning, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49997224)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: floppy degenerate telephone

Possibly should have qualified my blank bump to the conniving part, but since it's hard to take sealclubber seriously in any capacity, the blank bump still seems warranted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49997230)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: excitant opaque azn

Convincing ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994882)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: sadistic temple

It is well known he's jewish.

He's much better in person and drinking beers than he is online. He's not as aspie as he seems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994868)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: excitant opaque azn

Why are you drinking beers with sealclubber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994883)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: impressive elite kitty coldplay fan

yea wtf, how has someone here met sealclubber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994955)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: floppy degenerate telephone

And why the fuck would anyone do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49996281)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: sadistic temple

I would have beers with most any poaster except Benzo or NYUUG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49996439)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: floppy degenerate telephone

Benzo for sure: you're going to get into a fight at some point and spend the night in jail

Call me crazy, but I think nyuug would be interesting as long as you're not on his shitlist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49997220)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Laughsome Clear Ratface Gaping

you think that's a woman? I don't see that at all. he has the blathering, uncritical stubbornness of an 85-iq male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994926)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: excitant opaque azn

Bc this all dates back to yore when he couldn't be explained as simply dumb. There had to be an additional category. I posited female or Jewish at the time.

Now that's clear bc he's Jewish but the fq remained in my mind for a while.

I don't think it's female now though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994938)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Clear Ratface Gaping

yeah people above explained it better than I did but I didn't read it until after I poasted mine. glad we are all on the same page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994943)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Boyish school cafeteria idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994807)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: ruby bat-shit-crazy mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994814)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Wine candlestick maker

He's not doing this afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49994871)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring plaza

Everyone is mourning LG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995104)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: brilliant sticky legend

Nah, everyone is loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995126)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring plaza

I should clarify that White patriots are mourning him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995148)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: impressive elite kitty coldplay fan

fuck yea 1488, lindsey graham!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995154)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: sadistic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995299)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: impressive elite kitty coldplay fan

me and all my racist friends idolize neocon, israel-first politicians lindsey graham and ted cruz!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995302)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: sadistic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995303)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring plaza

Well you are a fat, 50 year old shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995430)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: impressive elite kitty coldplay fan

i'm a bit sensitive about my weight, come on bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995656)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: brilliant sticky legend

https://x.com/___eb__/status/2076363061192232992?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49996906)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: hideous nursing home

fag kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995130)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: impressive elite kitty coldplay fan

lol spoken like a true based antisemite white power guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995152)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring plaza

Much better to take political direction from Aryan, Zohran Mamdani.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49997243)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control fighting knife

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49995309)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: passionate irate space feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49996196)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Drunken Native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49996643)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Wine candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49997553)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: excitant opaque azn

wtf is walter getting away with "theory no 3" when i got eviscerated for thinking this thing was a woman? what is theory no 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49997197)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: floppy degenerate telephone

We're sworn to secrecy. And trust me, you don't even want to know about theories no 4 or 7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49997223)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: mischievous legal warrant tank

That sealclubber = lindsey graham. It was never a top-tier theory--graham had a light-hearted, jaunty faggotry that was never matched by sealclubber staring at you from across a thread with the disposition and intellect of the Pout Pout Fish, resolutely refusing to understand or even engage with the premise of some disputed point being argued by 2+ superior poasters but 100% polygraph-verifiably ready to send your child to die for israel over the issue anyway--but it was a theory nonetheless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49998026)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Indecent cumskin locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2~#49997251)