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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"
| bloomington | 08/21/26 |
| ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., | 08/21/26 |
| snake coke | 08/21/26 |
| ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,. | 08/21/26 |
| Richard Ames | 08/21/26 |
| Covid was a Hoax | 08/21/26 |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.
After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.
https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/ |
Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., THE COURT: How do you plead?
DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor
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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM Author: snake coke let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2~#50083708) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,. sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2~#50083711) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM Author: Richard Ames Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.
Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets. |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM Author: Covid was a Hoax damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2~#50083731) |