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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Pungent becky property
  04/05/26
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bateful macaca multi-billionaire
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Pungent becky property
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
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Boyish Wagecucks
  04/05/26
Lol
marvelous electric furnace
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
fuchsia messiness
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
fuchsia messiness
  04/05/26
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Pungent becky property
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
topaz maniacal theater
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
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  04/05/26
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
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  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
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  04/05/26
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Walnut 180 corner national security agency
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Wild Space Azn
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
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  04/05/26
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disrespectful dysfunction
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
thirsty dilemma skinny woman
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Chestnut Racy Half-breed Double Fault
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Flushed cerebral ticket booth
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Cocky temple brethren
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
concupiscible light feces
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Razzle goal in life
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
bronze sanctuary
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Flushed cerebral ticket booth
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
concupiscible light feces
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
bronze sanctuary
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Walnut 180 corner national security agency
  04/05/26
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Pungent becky property
  04/05/26
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Sadistic reading party tank
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Chestnut Racy Half-breed Double Fault
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
bronze sanctuary
  04/05/26
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Boyish Wagecucks
  04/05/26
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Boyish Wagecucks
  04/05/26
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rusted dingle berry mental disorder
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
rusted dingle berry mental disorder
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
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  04/05/26
...
Pungent becky property
  04/05/26
...
Thriller nudist address bbw
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
French blue university death wish
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Chestnut Racy Half-breed Double Fault
  04/05/26
...
bronze sanctuary
  04/05/26
...
tan exhilarant bawdyhouse sandwich
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Splenetic electric stock car
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Thriller nudist address bbw
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Pungent becky property

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: bateful macaca multi-billionaire



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Pungent becky property

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Thriller nudist address bbw

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Boyish Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: marvelous electric furnace

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: fuchsia messiness

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: fuchsia messiness

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Pungent becky property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: topaz maniacal theater

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: bateful macaca multi-billionaire

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: exciting bossy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Lemon hairraiser sex offender gas station

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: crimson galvanic lodge

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Walnut 180 corner national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Wild Space Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: thirsty dilemma skinny woman

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: disrespectful dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: thirsty dilemma skinny woman

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Chestnut Racy Half-breed Double Fault

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Flushed cerebral ticket booth

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Cocky temple brethren

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: concupiscible light feces

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Razzle goal in life

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: bronze sanctuary

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Flushed cerebral ticket booth

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: concupiscible light feces

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: bronze sanctuary

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Walnut 180 corner national security agency

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Pungent becky property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Sadistic reading party tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Chestnut Racy Half-breed Double Fault

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: bronze sanctuary

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Boyish Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Boyish Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: rusted dingle berry mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: rusted dingle berry mental disorder

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Ocher chad genital piercing

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Pungent becky property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Thriller nudist address bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: French blue university death wish

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Crackhouse Philosopher-king

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Chestnut Racy Half-breed Double Fault

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: bronze sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: tan exhilarant bawdyhouse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Splenetic electric stock car

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Thriller nudist address bbw

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49812165)