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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
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This one stings.
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I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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Cr edit
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Cr
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hm
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it's not that toxic
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180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
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it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
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may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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180
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It actually hurt to read this
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what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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toxic
onyx sticky corner digit ratio
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She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
startled gunner
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what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
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Death gotta be easy
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
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your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
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"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
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He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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TY bro
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Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
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LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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credited advice
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even more toxic
onyx sticky corner digit ratio
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(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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i lol'd
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Will do my best. TY
startled gunner
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ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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violet school cafeteria
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
violet school cafeteria
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Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
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we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
violet school cafeteria
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why do you think that?
onyx sticky corner digit ratio
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A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
violet school cafeteria
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i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
onyx sticky corner digit ratio
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
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She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
startled gunner
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how can she do better than with you? now go be that
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I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
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Lmao
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lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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Update?
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Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
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If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
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are u stil maried
red ratface home
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yes - 3 years this May
medicated circlehead
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Desperately need an update on this marriage
poppy underhanded locale roommate
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I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
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It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
medicated circlehead
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Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
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Fuck
poppy underhanded locale roommate
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why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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cq's!
onyx sticky corner digit ratio
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Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
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except for your autism
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Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
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fear-inspiring soul-stirring senate
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She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
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180 Shivering House Headpube
  01/23/17
...
beta cordovan roast beef
  03/15/17
...
High-end cowardly pit striped hyena
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
motley scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
underrated
Embarrassed To The Bone Chapel Rigpig
  01/26/16
...
arousing brunch antidepressant drug
  02/15/16
...
Navy faggot firefighter national
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
multi-colored site foreskin
  01/26/16
...
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
...
Exhilarant university turdskin
  01/26/16
jfc
red ratface home
  01/26/16
...
Passionate location
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Exhilarant university turdskin
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
do u love it
Exhilarant university turdskin
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant cuck ticket booth
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
red ratface home
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
red ratface home
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
red ratface home
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
...
house-broken sex offender parlour
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Comical Nursing Home Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
adulterous coral stag film
  01/26/16
...
poppy underhanded locale roommate
  01/26/16
...
Twisted area filthpig
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Vivacious Trust Fund Casino
  01/26/16
...
shaky citrine kitchen
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Contagious obsidian french chef famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
JFC
Chrome Stirring Church Building Laser Beams
  01/26/16
180
  01/26/16
...
Glassy elastic band
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
poppy underhanded locale roommate
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
...
Comical Nursing Home Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
...
Comical Nursing Home Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
...
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
medicated circlehead
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
180 twist
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  01/26/16
...
Exhilarant university turdskin
  01/26/16
THIS
Black costumed depressive
  01/26/16
...
water buffalo
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
unhinged shrine
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
unhinged shrine
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
unhinged shrine
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
unhinged shrine
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
adventurous rough-skinned crackhouse mood
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
adventurous rough-skinned crackhouse mood
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
onyx sticky corner digit ratio
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
unhinged shrine
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
offensive clown abode
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
unhinged shrine
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
onyx sticky corner digit ratio
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
fantasy-prone internet-worthy goal in life
  01/26/16
fucking damn
adulterous coral stag film
  01/26/16
...
Mahogany Hateful Whorehouse Therapy
  01/26/16
180
drunken doctorate
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Lilac Keepsake Machete
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  01/27/16
...
shaky citrine kitchen
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
lake razzle tanning salon
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Swollen overrated quadroon
  05/19/16
repost please
Lilac Keepsake Machete
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
medicated circlehead
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Swollen overrated quadroon
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
house-broken sex offender parlour
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Black costumed depressive
  01/26/16
...
Exhilarant university turdskin
  01/26/16
...
startled gunner
  01/27/16
180.
arousing brunch antidepressant drug
  01/27/16
...
water buffalo
  01/29/16
...
talented blue ceo
  01/31/16
...
Exhilarant university turdskin
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Indecent Juggernaut
  02/02/16
brave
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  02/03/16
...
Violent institution kitty
  02/22/16
...
Exhilarant university turdskin
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Deep
  02/22/16
...
Lilac Keepsake Machete
  03/08/16
...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  09/27/16
...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  03/04/16
...
red ratface home
  04/04/16
...
French round eye space
  04/04/16
cr
beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  04/20/16
...
Violent institution kitty
  05/11/16
...
Exhilarant university turdskin
  05/11/16
...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  06/17/16
...
Slap-happy Translucent Internal Respiration
  09/27/16
...
red ratface home
  10/21/16
mods please delete
shaky citrine kitchen
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
onyx sticky corner digit ratio
  10/24/16
...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Swollen overrated quadroon
  10/24/16
...
talented blue ceo
  10/27/16
...
Kink-friendly idiotic multi-billionaire
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
shaky citrine kitchen
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
dead burgundy
  01/23/17
... ...
bipolar olive school
  01/23/17
...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  07/08/17
Lol
Deep
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
chestnut
  01/16/19
...
Twisted area filthpig
  02/11/17
...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  03/13/17
...
red ratface home
  03/15/17
...
beta cordovan roast beef
  03/15/17
...
talented blue ceo
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Abnormal haunted graveyard
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Floppy station crotch
  06/01/17
...
Honey-headed halford
  06/01/17
...
arousing brunch antidepressant drug
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
organic girlfriend
  06/13/17
...
Floppy station crotch
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
sexy volcanic crater
  07/08/17
...
Charcoal dingle berry
  08/18/17
...
red ratface home
  09/25/17
...
poppy underhanded locale roommate
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
shaky citrine kitchen
  10/27/17
...
concupiscible psychic travel guidebook
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Azure
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Azure
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Kink-friendly idiotic multi-billionaire
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Splenetic balding pisswyrm
  05/24/18
...
startled gunner
  07/25/18
...
poppy underhanded locale roommate
  05/17/18
...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Impertinent free-loading wrinkle
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  07/25/18
...
charismatic amethyst personal credit line office
  07/25/18
...
poppy underhanded locale roommate
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  01/16/19
...
shaky citrine kitchen
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
chestnut
  01/16/19
Jfc
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
shaky citrine kitchen
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
lavender mad-dog skullcap
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
adventurous rough-skinned crackhouse mood
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
rambunctious puppy
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
rambunctious puppy
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
rambunctious puppy
  01/17/19
...
poppy underhanded locale roommate
  04/08/19
...
pearl giraffe
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
concupiscible psychic travel guidebook
  04/09/19
...
rambunctious puppy
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
rambunctious puppy
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Dark rigor
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  06/03/19
...
shaky citrine kitchen
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Stubborn Emerald Resort Legend
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
rambunctious puppy
  06/03/19
...
Twisted area filthpig
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
rambunctious puppy
  08/08/19
...
rambunctious puppy
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
turquoise affirmative action
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
codepig
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
turquoise affirmative action
  08/12/19
...
turquoise affirmative action
  03/16/20
...
bistre hairy legs
  02/02/20
...
red ratface home
  03/14/20
...
beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  03/16/20
...
beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/30/20
...
gaped
  08/27/21
...
red ratface home
  09/13/21
...
shaky citrine kitchen
  09/26/21
...
Carmine gaping
  10/11/21
...
Demanding ruddy native brethren
  10/11/21
bump
beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  03/12/22
...
red ratface home
  01/05/23
...
Violent institution kitty
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Massive bbw
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
spruce queen of the night becky
  10/13/23
...
Chartreuse geriatric dopamine
  01/03/24
...
poppy underhanded locale roommate
  08/09/24
...
Violent institution kitty
  07/28/25
...
thirsty
  12/29/25
...
insecure
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Arrogant feces
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678453)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: lemon disrespectful potus

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682018)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: 180 Shivering House Headpube

This one stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683283)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Twisted area filthpig

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Chapel Rigpig

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Navy faggot firefighter national



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: Twisted area filthpig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Puce hominid



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Coiffed range sweet tailpipe



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Fighting avocado legal warrant



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Ocher community account



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: pungent aqua really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678460)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Fighting avocado legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678464)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Ocher community account



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: adventurous rough-skinned crackhouse mood



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: red ratface home

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678480)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: startled gunner



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: big light garrison



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679440)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Mahogany Hateful Whorehouse Therapy



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Canary sadistic forum

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680351)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Lilac Keepsake Machete



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: lemon disrespectful potus



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: 180 Shivering House Headpube



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Navy faggot firefighter national



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Supple Library Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: spectacular know-it-all heaven lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: spectacular know-it-all heaven lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Blathering aquamarine chad

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: startled gunner

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: angry well-lubricated jewess trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: nighttime magical stead

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic godawful indirect expression dysfunction

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: thriller maroon nibblets theater stage

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Coiffed range sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Brass frum wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: adulterous coral stag film

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Fighting avocado legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: red ratface home

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Fighting avocado legal warrant

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: red ratface home

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Wine histrionic theater shitlib

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: 180 Shivering House Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: thriller maroon nibblets theater stage

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Vermilion chest-beating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Blathering aquamarine chad

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: red ratface home

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Blathering aquamarine chad

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: arousing brunch antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: French round eye space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: adulterous coral stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Brass frum wagecucks

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Casino

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Dull temple partner

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: rusted alcoholic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: electric hospital degenerate

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: nighttime magical stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Mahogany Hateful Whorehouse Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Contagious obsidian french chef famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: odious tank yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Very Tactful Box Office Azn

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Green pervert

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Lilac Keepsake Machete

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Fighting avocado legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: 180 Shivering House Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Contagious obsidian french chef famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: unhinged shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: High-end cowardly pit striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: scarlet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: milky diverse pistol dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Topaz Theatre Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Violent institution kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Canary sadistic forum

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: adulterous coral stag film

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: sienna haunting double fault

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Dashing harsh gas station electric furnace

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac generalized bond genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: lemon disrespectful potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: bossy business firm private investor

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: 180 Shivering House Headpube

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: magenta heady death wish

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: pearly boyish weed whacker candlestick maker

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: unhinged shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Twisted area filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: unhinged shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: ruby hairraiser newt

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: arousing brunch antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: lake razzle tanning salon

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: lake razzle tanning salon

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: curious transparent orchestra pit selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: White mildly autistic lay

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Stubborn Emerald Resort Legend

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Bateful Cream Cruise Ship Telephone

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Wonderful hot idea he suggested

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: claret stimulating lodge

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: vigorous mischievous nowag

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: talented blue ceo

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: jade cruel-hearted mad cow disease spot

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Floppy station crotch

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Copper irradiated principal's office international law enforcement agency

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: beta cordovan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: French round eye space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: galvanic sooty market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Pontificating Cracking Address

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: poppy underhanded locale roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: scarlet piazza

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: metal snowy background story

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Cerebral ladyboy hell

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: concupiscible psychic travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Filthy Lime Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring soul-stirring senate

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: hideous walnut set party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Lascivious sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Trip mewling center liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Demanding ruddy native brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: duck-like property

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle primrose police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: aromatic plum hall

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating flesh jap point

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Mahogany Hateful Whorehouse Therapy

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Lilac Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Effete Greedy Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: startled gunner

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: startled gunner

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: startled gunner

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: offensive clown abode

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: startled gunner

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Casino

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: startled gunner

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Casino

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: startled gunner

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Lilac Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: marvelous cyan blood rage step-uncle's house

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: angry well-lubricated jewess trailer park

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: racy parlor stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Floppy station crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: bipolar olive school

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: fear-inspiring soul-stirring senate

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: exciting menage macaca

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Black costumed depressive

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: startled gunner

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Casino

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Saffron stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: startled gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: startled gunner

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: lemon disrespectful potus

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: startled gunner

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: startled gunner

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: startled gunner

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: sepia glittery church

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: red ratface home

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: shimmering slippery black woman

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: startled gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Brass frum wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: marvelous cyan blood rage step-uncle's house

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: painfully honest dilemma

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Outnumbered Indian Lodge

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: bipolar olive school

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: pearly boyish weed whacker candlestick maker

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: laughsome plaza masturbator

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: magenta heady death wish

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: grizzly provocative prole dragon

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Floppy station crotch

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Violent institution kitty

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: hairless state

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: startled gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: arousing brunch antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Brass frum wagecucks

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Brass frum wagecucks

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: 180 Shivering House Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: 180 Shivering House Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: aromatic plum hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Cocky Salmon Rehab Milk

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Cocky Salmon Rehab Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Puce hominid

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: High-end cowardly pit striped hyena

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Contagious obsidian french chef famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: lemon disrespectful potus

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: red ratface home

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Puce hominid

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: hyperactive base boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: shimmering slippery black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Twisted area filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Contagious obsidian french chef famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: arousing brunch antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Trip mewling center liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: maniacal razzmatazz stage

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: offensive clown abode

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Twisted area filthpig

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Chapel Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Black costumed depressive

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic Misunderstood Skinny Woman

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: beta cordovan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: titillating reading party

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Demanding ruddy native brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Violent institution kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: bipolar olive school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Brass frum wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: red ratface home

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: poppy underhanded locale roommate

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: unhinged shrine

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: poppy underhanded locale roommate

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Floppy station crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: beta cordovan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: deranged old irish cottage

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: offensive clown abode

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: aromatic plum hall

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring soul-stirring senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: offensive clown abode

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Casino

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: unhinged shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: offensive clown abode

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Contagious obsidian french chef famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: 180 Shivering House Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: beta cordovan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: High-end cowardly pit striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Chapel Rigpig

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: arousing brunch antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Navy faggot firefighter national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: multi-colored site foreskin

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: medicated circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: red ratface home

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Passionate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Vibrant cuck ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: red ratface home

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: red ratface home

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: red ratface home

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: house-broken sex offender parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Comical Nursing Home Sound Barrier

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: adulterous coral stag film

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: poppy underhanded locale roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Twisted area filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Casino

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Contagious obsidian french chef famous landscape painting

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Chrome Stirring Church Building Laser Beams

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Glassy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: poppy underhanded locale roommate

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Comical Nursing Home Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Comical Nursing Home Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: medicated circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Black costumed depressive

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: unhinged shrine

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: unhinged shrine

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: unhinged shrine

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: unhinged shrine

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: adventurous rough-skinned crackhouse mood

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: adventurous rough-skinned crackhouse mood

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: unhinged shrine

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: offensive clown abode

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: unhinged shrine

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Excitant Yellow Locus Place Of Business

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone internet-worthy goal in life

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: adulterous coral stag film

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Mahogany Hateful Whorehouse Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  drunken doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Lilac Keepsake Machete

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: lake razzle tanning salon

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Swollen overrated quadroon

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Lilac Keepsake Machete

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: medicated circlehead

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Swollen overrated quadroon

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: house-broken sex offender parlour

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Black costumed depressive

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: startled gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: arousing brunch antidepressant drug

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: talented blue ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  Indecent Juggernaut

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Violent institution kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Deep

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Lilac Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: red ratface home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: French round eye space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Violent institution kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Slap-happy Translucent Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: red ratface home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: onyx sticky corner digit ratio

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Swollen overrated quadroon

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: talented blue ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly idiotic multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: dead burgundy

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: bipolar olive school

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Deep

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  chestnut

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Twisted area filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: red ratface home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: beta cordovan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: talented blue ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Abnormal haunted graveyard

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: 

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Floppy station crotch

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: arousing brunch antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  organic girlfriend

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Floppy station crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  sexy volcanic crater

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Charcoal dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: red ratface home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: poppy underhanded locale roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: concupiscible psychic travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Azure

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Azure

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Kink-friendly idiotic multi-billionaire

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Splenetic balding pisswyrm

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: startled gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: poppy underhanded locale roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Impertinent free-loading wrinkle

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: charismatic amethyst personal credit line office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: poppy underhanded locale roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  chestnut

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: lavender mad-dog skullcap

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: adventurous rough-skinned crackhouse mood

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: rambunctious puppy

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: rambunctious puppy

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: rambunctious puppy

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: poppy underhanded locale roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: pearl giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: concupiscible psychic travel guidebook

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: rambunctious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: rambunctious puppy

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Dark rigor

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Stubborn Emerald Resort Legend

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: rambunctious puppy

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Twisted area filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: rambunctious puppy

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: rambunctious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: turquoise affirmative action

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  codepig

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: turquoise affirmative action

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: turquoise affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  bistre hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: red ratface home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  gaped



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: red ratface home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: shaky citrine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Carmine gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Demanding ruddy native brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: red ratface home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Violent institution kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Massive bbw

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  spruce queen of the night becky

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: poppy underhanded locale roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Violent institution kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: thirsty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: insecure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Arrogant feces

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49548061)