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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
excitant mahogany selfie circlehead
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Rusted piazza
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
excitant mahogany selfie circlehead
  04/14/22
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Comical forum
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
bateful plum step-uncle's house mad cow disease
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
excitant mahogany selfie circlehead
  04/14/22
...
bateful plum step-uncle's house mad cow disease
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Racy sneaky criminal church building
  04/14/22
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arousing crotch stage
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Cerise karate parlour
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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excitant mahogany selfie circlehead
  04/28/22
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excitant mahogany selfie circlehead
  07/04/23
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arousing crotch stage
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
autistic azn brunch
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
contagious market codepig
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
excitant mahogany selfie circlehead
  04/27/24
?
contagious market codepig
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
excitant mahogany selfie circlehead
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
contagious market codepig
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
excitant mahogany selfie circlehead
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
contagious market codepig
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Spruce jew
  04/27/24
Georgia?
contagious market codepig
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Spruce jew
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
concupiscible personal credit line cuckold
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Magenta Unholy Lodge Reading Party
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
chrome pisswyrm
  04/24/26
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Ocher fiercely-loyal pocket flask range
  04/27/24
180
bossy floppy deer antler
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Cerise karate parlour
  04/27/24
Honk honk
bossy floppy deer antler
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Spruce jew
  04/27/24
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Startling genital piercing hall
  04/27/24
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Ocher fiercely-loyal pocket flask range
  10/08/24
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Orchid Appetizing Shrine
  10/08/24
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Provocative sooty marketing idea
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
nubile blathering resort
  06/06/24
...
confused mind-boggling haunted graveyard
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Thriller ticket booth
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
French philosopher-king
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Thriller ticket booth
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
French philosopher-king
  06/06/24
...
Honey-headed Wonderful Hell Patrolman
  04/24/26
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Orchid Appetizing Shrine
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
excitant mahogany selfie circlehead
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
excitant mahogany selfie circlehead
  09/14/25
...
tan very tactful faggotry clown
  03/31/26
flame?
Flatulent avocado factory reset button persian
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
excitant mahogany selfie circlehead
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Mustard twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
stubborn plaza famous landscape painting
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Mustard twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Diverse turquoise theater useless brakes
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
...
Honey-headed Wonderful Hell Patrolman
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: excitant mahogany selfie circlehead

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Rusted piazza

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: excitant mahogany selfie circlehead

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Comical forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: bateful plum step-uncle's house mad cow disease

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: excitant mahogany selfie circlehead

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: bateful plum step-uncle's house mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Racy sneaky criminal church building

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: arousing crotch stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Cerise karate parlour

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: excitant mahogany selfie circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: excitant mahogany selfie circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: arousing crotch stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: autistic azn brunch

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: contagious market codepig

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: excitant mahogany selfie circlehead

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: contagious market codepig

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: excitant mahogany selfie circlehead

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: contagious market codepig

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: excitant mahogany selfie circlehead

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: contagious market codepig

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Spruce jew

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: contagious market codepig

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Spruce jew

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: concupiscible personal credit line cuckold

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Magenta Unholy Lodge Reading Party

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: chrome pisswyrm

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Ocher fiercely-loyal pocket flask range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: bossy floppy deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Cerise karate parlour

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: bossy floppy deer antler

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Spruce jew

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Startling genital piercing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Ocher fiercely-loyal pocket flask range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Orchid Appetizing Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Provocative sooty marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: nubile blathering resort

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: confused mind-boggling haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Thriller ticket booth

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: French philosopher-king

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Thriller ticket booth

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: French philosopher-king

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed Wonderful Hell Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Orchid Appetizing Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: excitant mahogany selfie circlehead

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: excitant mahogany selfie circlehead

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: tan very tactful faggotry clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Flatulent avocado factory reset button persian

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: excitant mahogany selfie circlehead

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Mustard twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: stubborn plaza famous landscape painting

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Mustard twinkling uncleanness orchestra pit

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Diverse turquoise theater useless brakes

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Honey-headed Wonderful Hell Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50021007)