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I just turned 42, what should I do for my girlfriend's 25th birhday

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my...
Carnelian arousing stead messiness
  06/15/26
tattoo removal seems like the cr gift
passionate halford
  06/16/26
lol
Nubile house-broken area
  06/16/26
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demanding lascivious plaza
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diverse fear-inspiring dilemma
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Unholy Cuckold
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lemon cerebral piazza
  06/17/26
Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you ne...
Vigorous topaz organic girlfriend
  06/15/26
She loves my average penis.
Carnelian arousing stead messiness
  06/15/26
Ask her why she's a gold digging whore. Ask her to babysit ...
Vigorous topaz organic girlfriend
  06/15/26
My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anyt...
Carnelian arousing stead messiness
  06/15/26
does she pick the movies or do you
odious box office feces
  06/15/26
We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each ot...
Carnelian arousing stead messiness
  06/15/26
No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it fo...
Self-absorbed ocher resort brethren
  06/15/26
Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still ...
Carnelian arousing stead messiness
  06/15/26
How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?
Self-absorbed ocher resort brethren
  06/15/26
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Insecure puce sex offender giraffe
  06/16/26
wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good
Very tactful rehab
  06/15/26
Criminally underappreciated, 180 post
Sexy Striped Hyena
  06/16/26
Very sad thread.
Laughsome Institution
  06/15/26
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bronze exhilarant menage haunted graveyard
  06/15/26
do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wi...
Very tactful rehab
  06/15/26
She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked lik...
Carnelian arousing stead messiness
  06/15/26
You are repulsive.
Vigorous topaz organic girlfriend
  06/15/26
happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highl...
Very tactful rehab
  06/15/26
What an absolutely psychotic thing to say
Self-absorbed ocher resort brethren
  06/15/26
what, this? -- Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: cali...
Very tactful rehab
  06/15/26
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Unholy Cuckold
  06/16/26
say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish
Tripping Gaping Headpube
  06/16/26
lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level
saffron costumed corner degenerate
  06/16/26
I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all t...
demanding lascivious plaza
  06/16/26
paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. pr...
Fluffy Brilliant Native
  06/16/26
nitrous
aqua appetizing hall useless brakes
  06/15/26
That's really bad for you. I would never.
Carnelian arousing stead messiness
  06/15/26
pussy wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a se...
aqua appetizing hall useless brakes
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2cb/2ci
bat-shit-crazy background story
  06/15/26
Welcome back gunneratttt
demanding lascivious plaza
  06/16/26
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jet bateful police squad
  06/16/26
How often do you get your kids?
hyperactive queen of the night
  06/16/26
50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives ...
Carnelian arousing stead messiness
  06/16/26
kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck yo...
Very tactful rehab
  06/16/26
180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.
hyperactive queen of the night
  06/16/26
...
Very tactful rehab
  06/16/26
How much money did she settle for
demanding lascivious plaza
  06/16/26
That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it ...
Sexy Striped Hyena
  06/16/26
This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even ...
Self-absorbed ocher resort brethren
  06/16/26
i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the ...
Titillating reading party
  06/16/26
I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes acros...
Very tactful rehab
  06/16/26
he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????
Titillating reading party
  06/16/26
thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?
Very tactful rehab
  06/16/26
His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flam...
Self-absorbed ocher resort brethren
  06/16/26
Unbelievable thread.
multi-colored french laser beams
  06/16/26
Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.
Dashing gold indirect expression temple
  06/16/26
trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds
sepia church
  06/16/26
buy some of disco fries' old coins for her
Insecure puce sex offender giraffe
  06/16/26
I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25
bronze exhilarant menage haunted graveyard
  06/16/26
You should date CSLG and he will treat you
Unholy Cuckold
  06/17/26
Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC
Disgusting galvanic clown idiot
  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Carnelian arousing stead messiness

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my kids, and our 90lb rottweiler. Was super fun. She made us food, played with my kids, and we all hiked/went to the beach. For example, one day she made us eggs, bacon and pancakes for breakfast, and carne asada tacos for dinner. We just ate pbj for lunch.

I'm not sure what to do for her birthday. I'm thinking airbnb in big bear with her and the dog for a night. It's only a 2 hour drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941106)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: passionate halford

tattoo removal seems like the cr gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941850)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Nubile house-broken area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942492)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: demanding lascivious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942495)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: bronze exhilarant menage haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942522)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: diverse fear-inspiring dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942536)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Unholy Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49943766)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: lemon cerebral piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49943773)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz organic girlfriend

Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you needle dick her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941111)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Carnelian arousing stead messiness

She loves my average penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941116)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz organic girlfriend

Ask her why she's a gold digging whore.

Ask her to babysit your kids since mom and dad are only interested in themselves.

Pay the bull extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941124)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Carnelian arousing stead messiness

My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anything and she mostly supports herself. I just pay for a trip sometimes and when we do an occasional dinner. She mostly cooks for me and we stay in and watch movies, have sex, scuba dive, camp, walk the dog, go on drives, go to the beach, and hike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941133)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: odious box office feces

does she pick the movies or do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941136)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Carnelian arousing stead messiness

We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each other movies or we pick whatever horror/thriller is new. The last few movies we watched were Annabel Creation, The Crow (new), Don't Breach, and Hush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941148)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Self-absorbed ocher resort brethren

No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it for anything else. You're hideous and have put your rancid personality and sociopathic core on display on XO. You have no redeeming features aside from money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941138)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Carnelian arousing stead messiness

Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still pays all her own bills, so I'm not sure what she is getting out of it besides this handsome guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941155)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed ocher resort brethren

How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941157)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Insecure puce sex offender giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942439)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941174)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Sexy Striped Hyena

Criminally underappreciated, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942248)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Institution

Very sad thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941119)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: bronze exhilarant menage haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941141)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wife (or ex-wife?) know that? is she dating someone new yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941125)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Carnelian arousing stead messiness

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941135)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz organic girlfriend

You are repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941146)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highly intelligent. we should all be so lucky. is he a younger dude?

does she lurk on xo? what would happen if she saw the sentence "My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941147)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed ocher resort brethren

What an absolutely psychotic thing to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941149)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

what, this?

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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM

Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941168)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Unholy Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942424)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Tripping Gaping Headpube

say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942275)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: saffron costumed corner degenerate

lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942804)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: demanding lascivious plaza

I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all the chess they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942814)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Fluffy Brilliant Native

paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942819)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: aqua appetizing hall useless brakes

nitrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941153)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Carnelian arousing stead messiness

That's really bad for you. I would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941158)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: aqua appetizing hall useless brakes

pussy

wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a senile old man and abandoning ur kids if ur not gonna do poppers like steve-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941166)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy background story

2cb/2ci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941172)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: demanding lascivious plaza

Welcome back gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941686)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: jet bateful police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941856)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: hyperactive queen of the night

How often do you get your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49941853)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Carnelian arousing stead messiness

50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives up time with them so she can travel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942179)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck your client/witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942186)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: hyperactive queen of the night

180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942188)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942189)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: demanding lascivious plaza

How much money did she settle for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942419)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Sexy Striped Hyena

That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it cool while making her feel special. A diamond ring worth about 60 months' salary is about right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942247)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Self-absorbed ocher resort brethren

This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even sure if it’s real cslg fully dropping the mask or a parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942437)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Titillating reading party

i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the line in the initial thread about his daughter saying his gf is her new mommy now or whatever was flaem

i reacted earnestly to it if you ready the subthread wasteland i started in that thread. embarrassing for me

also, there is no possible way CSLG or anyone could believe the girl he's been poasting pics of is .... nvm not even worth saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942449)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes across that way but he's Actually Like That

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942455)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Titillating reading party

he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942471)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942478)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Self-absorbed ocher resort brethren

His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flame or humor. All he can do is post shameless self promotion. It seems he was trying to mimic humans for a while but now he is going to stop pretending and go full kike. This is really who this sociopathic ratface is inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49943135)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: multi-colored french laser beams

Unbelievable thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942440)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Dashing gold indirect expression temple

Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942441)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: sepia church

trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942442)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Insecure puce sex offender giraffe

buy some of disco fries' old coins for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942445)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: bronze exhilarant menage haunted graveyard

I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942541)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Unholy Cuckold

You should date CSLG and he will treat you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49943765)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Disgusting galvanic clown idiot

Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2~#49942837)