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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Naked rigor associate
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
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  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Naked rigor associate
  04/14/22
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  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
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  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Naked rigor associate
  04/14/22
...
buck-toothed sapphire gay wizard
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
shivering khaki police squad
  04/14/22
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  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
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  04/27/24
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  07/23/26
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  04/28/22
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  07/04/23
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anal amber old irish cottage casino
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Self-centered institution death wish
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Disrespectful Vigorous Idea He Suggested Athletic Conference
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Naked rigor associate
  04/27/24
?
Disrespectful Vigorous Idea He Suggested Athletic Conference
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Naked rigor associate
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Disrespectful Vigorous Idea He Suggested Athletic Conference
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Naked rigor associate
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Disrespectful Vigorous Idea He Suggested Athletic Conference
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Translucent Thirsty Corner
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Disrespectful Vigorous Idea He Suggested Athletic Conference
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Translucent Thirsty Corner
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
sticky hell cuckoldry
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
cowardly spot
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
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  04/24/26
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Low-t pontificating point private investor
  04/27/24
180
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  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Black soggy circlehead temple
  04/27/24
Honk honk
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  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Translucent Thirsty Corner
  04/27/24
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  10/08/24
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maniacal gold mexican
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
comical claret site
  06/06/24
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drunken coffee pot bawdyhouse
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Multi-colored Native
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Effete talented therapy
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Multi-colored Native
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Effete talented therapy
  06/06/24
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Vivacious chapel
  04/24/26
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flirting puce public bath
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Naked rigor associate
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Naked rigor associate
  09/14/25
...
Dun stirring theater stage
  03/31/26
flame?
carmine rambunctious theatre
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Naked rigor associate
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
rebellious goyim
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Purple Nursing Home
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
rebellious goyim
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
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  04/24/26
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little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
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  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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Vivacious chapel
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
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  07/23/26
RIP
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  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Naked rigor associate

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: galvanic chartreuse menage gunner

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Naked rigor associate

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Gay personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: buck-toothed sapphire gay wizard

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Naked rigor associate

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed sapphire gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: shivering khaki police squad

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: anal amber old irish cottage casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Black soggy circlehead temple

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Naked rigor associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Naked rigor associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: anal amber old irish cottage casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Self-centered institution death wish

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Disrespectful Vigorous Idea He Suggested Athletic Conference

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Naked rigor associate

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful Vigorous Idea He Suggested Athletic Conference

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Naked rigor associate

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful Vigorous Idea He Suggested Athletic Conference

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Naked rigor associate

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Disrespectful Vigorous Idea He Suggested Athletic Conference

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Translucent Thirsty Corner

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Disrespectful Vigorous Idea He Suggested Athletic Conference

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Translucent Thirsty Corner

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: sticky hell cuckoldry

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: cowardly spot

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Pink painfully honest sweet tailpipe orchestra pit

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Low-t pontificating point private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: tan address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Black soggy circlehead temple

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: tan address

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Translucent Thirsty Corner

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: cracking organic girlfriend headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Low-t pontificating point private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: flirting puce public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: maniacal gold mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: comical claret site

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: drunken coffee pot bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Native

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Effete talented therapy

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored Native

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Effete talented therapy

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Vivacious chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: flirting puce public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Naked rigor associate

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Naked rigor associate

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Dun stirring theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: carmine rambunctious theatre

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Naked rigor associate

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: rebellious goyim

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: rebellious goyim

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: crusty school community account

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Vivacious chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2~#50021007)