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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
tantric khaki area volcanic crater
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
plum yarmulke
  04/18/25
Cr.
Irate Private Investor
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Curious meetinghouse rigpig
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Know-it-all Electric Furnace
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
stubborn crackhouse persian
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Odious Idea He Suggested Tanning Salon
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Shimmering university
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Shimmering university
  04/18/25
...
Pontificating den
  04/18/25
...
filthy shrine
  08/17/26
...
Useless corn cake pocket flask
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
soggy puce lay deer antler
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
dashing business firm main people
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
dashing business firm main people
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Pontificating den
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
dashing business firm main people
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
dashing business firm main people
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Ruby Kitchen
  04/18/25
jfc goys
dashing business firm main people
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Pontificating den
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
arrogant heaven
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Pontificating den
  04/18/25
Ty friend
arrogant heaven
  04/18/25
...
Bat shit crazy naked shitlib spot
  08/17/26
...
Bat shit crazy naked shitlib spot
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
stimulating potus cumskin
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
stimulating potus cumskin
  04/18/25
...
Emerald hyperactive stag film
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
dashing business firm main people
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/18/25
...
Useless corn cake pocket flask
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Excitant dilemma
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
arrogant heaven
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
plum yarmulke
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  08/17/26
...
Bat shit crazy naked shitlib spot
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Shimmering university
  08/17/26
ur dumb
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Shimmering university
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Shimmering university
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Swollen hissy fit
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Swollen hissy fit
  08/17/26
...
carmine zombie-like twinkling uncleanness institution
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
stimulating potus cumskin
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
stimulating potus cumskin
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Curious meetinghouse rigpig
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
out-of-control red hominid indian lodge
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: tantric khaki area volcanic crater

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: plum yarmulke

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Irate Private Investor

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Curious meetinghouse rigpig

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Know-it-all Electric Furnace

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: stubborn crackhouse persian

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Odious Idea He Suggested Tanning Salon

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Shimmering university

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Shimmering university

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Pontificating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: filthy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Useless corn cake pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: soggy puce lay deer antler

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: dashing business firm main people

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: dashing business firm main people

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Pontificating den

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: dashing business firm main people

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: dashing business firm main people

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Ruby Kitchen

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: dashing business firm main people

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Pontificating den

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: arrogant heaven

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Pontificating den

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: arrogant heaven

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy naked shitlib spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy naked shitlib spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: stimulating potus cumskin

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: stimulating potus cumskin

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Emerald hyperactive stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: dashing business firm main people

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Useless corn cake pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Excitant dilemma

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: arrogant heaven

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: plum yarmulke

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy naked shitlib spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Shimmering university

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Shimmering university

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Shimmering university

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Swollen hissy fit

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Swollen hissy fit

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: carmine zombie-like twinkling uncleanness institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: stimulating potus cumskin

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: stimulating potus cumskin

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Curious meetinghouse rigpig

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: out-of-control red hominid indian lodge

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2~#50146047)