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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
chocolate motley voyeur
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Federal abnormal box office clown
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
mahogany mental disorder parlor
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
irradiated hospital boiling water
  08/30/25
...
Harsh church building
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Wonderful home idea he suggested
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Razzle pale theater stage
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
chocolate motley voyeur
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Razzle pale theater stage
  08/31/25
...
Adventurous vermilion tanning salon
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  08/31/25
delusional take
Adventurous vermilion tanning salon
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
submissive hall
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
floppy french chef
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
chocolate motley voyeur
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
chocolate motley voyeur
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
floppy french chef
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
floppy french chef
  09/05/25
...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
duck-like public bath regret
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
floppy french chef
  09/05/25
...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
floppy french chef
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
chocolate motley voyeur
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Adulterous crystalline casino
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Adulterous crystalline casino
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
Kenny
floppy french chef
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
chocolate motley voyeur
  09/06/25
...
provocative space karate
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/06/25
...
provocative space karate
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
chocolate motley voyeur
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Garnet hominid
  09/07/25
Explain
chocolate motley voyeur
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
chestnut school cafeteria tattoo
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
chocolate motley voyeur
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
chocolate motley voyeur
  09/07/25
...
submissive hall
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
floppy french chef
  01/18/26
...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Magenta lascivious fanboi
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
chocolate motley voyeur
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
chocolate motley voyeur
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Arrogant jade philosopher-king theater
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
floppy french chef
  05/28/26
...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  05/28/26
...
chocolate motley voyeur
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
floppy french chef
  07/12/26
...
bateful mad-dog skullcap
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Ruby Main People Institution
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
floppy french chef
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
...
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Federal abnormal box office clown

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: mahogany mental disorder parlor

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: irradiated hospital boiling water

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Harsh church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Wonderful home idea he suggested

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Razzle pale theater stage

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Razzle pale theater stage

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Adventurous vermilion tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Adventurous vermilion tanning salon

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: submissive hall

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: floppy french chef

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: floppy french chef

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: floppy french chef

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: duck-like public bath regret

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: floppy french chef

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: floppy french chef

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Adulterous crystalline casino

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Adulterous crystalline casino

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: floppy french chef

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: provocative space karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: provocative space karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Garnet hominid

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: chestnut school cafeteria tattoo

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: submissive hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: floppy french chef

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Magenta lascivious fanboi

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Arrogant jade philosopher-king theater

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: floppy french chef

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: chocolate motley voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: floppy french chef

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: bateful mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Ruby Main People Institution

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: floppy french chef

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2~#50126050)