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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Trip main people
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Trip main people
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Trip main people
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Trip main people
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Trip main people
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Trip main people
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Trip main people
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Trip main people
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Slate exhilarant forum
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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curious pea-brained sanctuary mediation
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Federal Center
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Colt
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Disco Fries
red startled chapel
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Comical narrow-minded dog poop laser beams
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Aphrodisiac ivory hissy fit national
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Beady-eyed Multi-billionaire
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
curious pea-brained sanctuary mediation
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Beady-eyed Multi-billionaire
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
painfully honest jew
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Overrated Rough-skinned Personal Credit Line Elastic Band
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Marvelous senate
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
impertinent shimmering casino preventive strike
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
red startled chapel
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Lilac vivacious wrinkle
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
impertinent shimmering casino preventive strike
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Comical narrow-minded dog poop laser beams
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Slate exhilarant forum
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Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
avocado ticket booth voyeur
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Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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hairraiser kitty cat doctorate
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Chrome hominid native
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
Chrome hominid native
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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lol
Slate exhilarant forum
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
avocado ticket booth voyeur
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Disgusting Rigpig Toilet Seat
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Disgusting Rigpig Toilet Seat
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Link?
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Disgusting Rigpig Toilet Seat
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Bisexual dilemma
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They have a pretty sick IG
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Disgusting Rigpig Toilet Seat
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
jet-lagged gaped gaping
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Killself seems appropriate
Cerebral Yellow Sandwich
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Hot pocket flask
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Shipley was asking for it.
Ebony bonkers idiot depressive
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AI
red startled chapel
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
curious pea-brained sanctuary mediation
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Umber splenetic famous landscape painting
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Trip main people

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Trip main people

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Trip main people

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Trip main people

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Trip main people

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Trip main people

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Trip main people

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Trip main people

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Trip main people

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50062669)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Trip main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Slate exhilarant forum

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: curious pea-brained sanctuary mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Federal Center

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: aromatic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: impertinent shimmering casino preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed Incel Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: red startled chapel

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Comical narrow-minded dog poop laser beams

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Multi-billionaire

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ivory hissy fit national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Multi-billionaire

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: curious pea-brained sanctuary mediation

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Multi-billionaire

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: painfully honest jew

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Overrated Rough-skinned Personal Credit Line Elastic Band

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Marvelous senate

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: impertinent shimmering casino preventive strike

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: red startled chapel

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Lilac vivacious wrinkle

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: impertinent shimmering casino preventive strike

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Comical narrow-minded dog poop laser beams

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Slate exhilarant forum

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: avocado ticket booth voyeur

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Mentally impaired excitant lodge private investor

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: curious pea-brained sanctuary mediation

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: hairraiser kitty cat doctorate

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Grizzly mood parlor

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Chrome hominid native

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Grizzly mood parlor

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Chrome hominid native

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 half-breed

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Grizzly mood parlor

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: arousing legal warrant point

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Slate exhilarant forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: avocado ticket booth voyeur

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Disgusting Rigpig Toilet Seat

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Disgusting Rigpig Toilet Seat

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Disgusting Rigpig Toilet Seat

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: lascivious headpube marketing idea

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Bisexual dilemma

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Disgusting Rigpig Toilet Seat

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged gaped gaping

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Yellow Sandwich

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Hot pocket flask

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Ebony bonkers idiot depressive

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: red startled chapel

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: curious pea-brained sanctuary mediation

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Umber splenetic famous landscape painting

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50062678)