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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
violent electric furnace clown
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Magenta lodge
  01/05/14
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appetizing idiot stock car
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
violent electric furnace clown
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
violent electric furnace clown
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
violent electric furnace clown
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
violent electric furnace clown
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
geriatric ocher jewess main people
  06/25/12
...
glittery insane spot pocket flask
  06/25/12
Jesus
idiotic odious corner internal respiration
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Razzle Crackhouse
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
light narrow-minded temple
  08/02/12
crying
Medicated tanning salon mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/12
...
disturbing plum mood french chef
  02/22/13
...
provocative puce step-uncle's house weed whacker
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Painfully Honest Kitchen Selfie
  03/19/14
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passionate sound barrier volcanic crater
  06/27/14
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misanthropic stage
  06/27/14
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wonderful pozpig
  09/14/17
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Flatulent brilliant degenerate university
  07/20/18
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Flatulent brilliant degenerate university
  02/09/19
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clear hell
  07/11/19
...
Laughsome old irish cottage philosopher-king
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Alcoholic territorial persian jew
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
violent electric furnace clown
  06/25/12
cop
glittery insane spot pocket flask
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
glittery insane spot pocket flask
  06/25/12
...
geriatric ocher jewess main people
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Mint slap-happy pervert
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
multi-colored cumskin
  08/02/12
...
Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
180 orchid gas station keepsake machete
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Smoky lascivious liquid oxygen psychic
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
glittery insane spot pocket flask
  06/25/12
...
motley disgusting candlestick maker orchestra pit
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
glittery insane spot pocket flask
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
multi-colored cumskin
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Rough-skinned library
  08/21/13
...
violent electric furnace clown
  06/25/12
...
carnelian hall genital piercing
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Massive Salmon Senate
  06/25/12
...
Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
cobalt boyish church telephone
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
violent electric furnace clown
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
hairraiser business firm associate
  06/25/12
...
violent electric furnace clown
  06/26/12
...
Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
copper new version twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
violent electric furnace clown
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
startling stage
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
diverse pontificating really tough guy nursing home
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
violent electric furnace clown
  08/02/12
...
violent electric furnace clown
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
light narrow-minded temple
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
multi-colored cumskin
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
multi-colored cumskin
  08/02/12
...
Pink Heaven Queen Of The Night
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
violent electric furnace clown
  08/02/12
...
balding sexy house brethren
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
multi-colored cumskin
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
diverse pontificating really tough guy nursing home
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
violent electric furnace clown
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
multi-colored cumskin
  08/06/12
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  08/06/12
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multi-colored cumskin
  08/08/12
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Pink Heaven Queen Of The Night
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
fantasy-prone garrison elastic band
  08/20/12
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Pink Heaven Queen Of The Night
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
violent electric furnace clown
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
provocative puce step-uncle's house weed whacker
  08/21/13
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multi-colored cumskin
  02/22/13
...
Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
provocative puce step-uncle's house weed whacker
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Rough-skinned library
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
provocative puce step-uncle's house weed whacker
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
passionate sound barrier volcanic crater
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Rough-skinned library
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Amber laser beams
  08/21/13
180
Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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  03/19/14
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passionate sound barrier volcanic crater
  06/27/14
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floppy wine meetinghouse immigrant
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
floppy wine meetinghouse immigrant
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exciting azure principal's office
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
histrionic dysfunction range
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multi-colored cumskin
  12/11/14
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charismatic sanctuary prole
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
Arousing Locale
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Domesticated Fighting Native Roast Beef
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judgmental headpube cuckold
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
vigorous hairy legs
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Mustard Soggy Ratface
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charismatic sanctuary prole
  05/20/17
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multi-colored cumskin
  06/27/17
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charismatic sanctuary prole
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Dark fortuitous meteor
  10/01/17
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copper new version twinkling uncleanness
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Charcoal Masturbator
  01/29/18
where did he go
Aggressive site
  01/29/18
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unhinged beady-eyed fat ankles
  05/14/18
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copper new version twinkling uncleanness
  08/16/18
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Bat-shit-crazy fiercely-loyal pit circlehead
  01/25/19
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mind-boggling market
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
impressive exhilarant generalized bond stag film
  05/26/19
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Translucent electric theater factory reset button
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Overrated Location
  02/19/20
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Laughsome old irish cottage philosopher-king
  08/27/21
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frozen white athletic conference national
  07/16/22
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Free-loading Azn Shitlib
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Thriller zippy dragon goal in life
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
Abnormal Outnumbered Alpha Friendly Grandma
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Thriller zippy dragon goal in life
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Magenta lodge

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: appetizing idiot stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: geriatric ocher jewess main people

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: glittery insane spot pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: idiotic odious corner internal respiration

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Razzle Crackhouse

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: light narrow-minded temple

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Medicated tanning salon mad-dog skullcap

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: disturbing plum mood french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: provocative puce step-uncle's house weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Kitchen Selfie

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: passionate sound barrier volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: misanthropic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: wonderful pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Flatulent brilliant degenerate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Flatulent brilliant degenerate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: clear hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Laughsome old irish cottage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic territorial persian jew

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: glittery insane spot pocket flask

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: glittery insane spot pocket flask

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: geriatric ocher jewess main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Mint slap-happy pervert

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: 180 orchid gas station keepsake machete

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Smoky lascivious liquid oxygen psychic

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: glittery insane spot pocket flask

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: motley disgusting candlestick maker orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: glittery insane spot pocket flask

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Rough-skinned library

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: carnelian hall genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Massive Salmon Senate

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: cobalt boyish church telephone

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: hairraiser business firm associate

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: violent electric furnace clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: copper new version twinkling uncleanness

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: startling stage

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: diverse pontificating really tough guy nursing home

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: light narrow-minded temple

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Pink Heaven Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: balding sexy house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: diverse pontificating really tough guy nursing home

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: multi-colored cumskin

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: sapphire contagious center trump supporter

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Pink Heaven Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: fantasy-prone garrison elastic band

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Pink Heaven Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: violent electric furnace clown

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: provocative puce step-uncle's house weed whacker

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: provocative puce step-uncle's house weed whacker

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Rough-skinned library

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: provocative puce step-uncle's house weed whacker

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: passionate sound barrier volcanic crater

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Rough-skinned library

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Amber laser beams

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Submissive mental disorder coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: saffron potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Sepia mad cow disease

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: passionate sound barrier volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: henna deep address turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: floppy wine meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: floppy wine meetinghouse immigrant

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: exciting azure principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: histrionic dysfunction range

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: multi-colored cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: charismatic sanctuary prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Arousing Locale

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Drab Bat Shit Crazy Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Domesticated Fighting Native Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: judgmental headpube cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: vigorous hairy legs

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Mustard Soggy Ratface

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: charismatic sanctuary prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: charismatic sanctuary prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Dark fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: copper new version twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Charcoal Masturbator

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Aggressive site

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: unhinged beady-eyed fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: copper new version twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy fiercely-loyal pit circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: impressive exhilarant generalized bond stag film

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Translucent electric theater factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Overrated Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Laughsome old irish cottage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: frozen white athletic conference national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Free-loading Azn Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Thriller zippy dragon goal in life

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Abnormal Outnumbered Alpha Friendly Grandma

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Thriller zippy dragon goal in life

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2~#49964828)